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Red-headed bookworm
04/21/09

In reply to Jennifer Hudson: Mom-To-Be?
When isn't a Depeche Mode album an infomercial about B&D? I love them but did that person ever listen any of their lyrics before this album?
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applejuice
04/21/09

In reply to Jennifer Hudson: Mom-To-Be?
I like Jennifer Garner, but what the crap is that all about? Ben Affleck - I thought you were coming across like a more likable guy again in recent years, but come on man....
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lalaland13
04/21/09

In reply to Jennifer Hudson: Mom-To-Be?
If J-Hud is pregnant, I wish her all the best, but my god I can't imagine losing basically my whole family then going through a pregnancy. I'd go from crying every day to...crying more every day.
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kaiwhakamarie
04/21/09

In reply to Jennifer Hudson: Mom-To-Be?
Poor Amy. One time I was taking a pot of boiling water over to the colander in the sink, and I slipped and spilled the entire pot of water down my thigh. If I hadn't been wearing thick pants I would have had third degree burns. NOT fun. I still have a big blotchy scar that's slightly darker than the rest of my skin.
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gobblegirl
04/21/09

In reply to Jennifer Hudson: Mom-To-Be?
Let's cut poor Spencer some slack; he's just trying to show us that even this recession has a silver lining!
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PrettyPrettyPrincess
04/21/09

In reply to Jennifer Hudson: Mom-To-Be?
Spencer, if this recession has made it less likely that you will get paid to be annoying, I'm calling that a silver lining. It's like a flea bath for faux-entertainer douchebags.
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zsazsa6
04/21/09

In reply to Jennifer Hudson: Mom-To-Be?
I don't know how great a bridesmaid Michelle Rodriguez is, if that was a male star yelling at a stripper "she's fat and has fake tits" I bet this site wouldn't have called it awesome. I mean the part about her stating that the dude should be kneeling was cool but I imagine if I was dating for a group of people and someone (male or female) started body bashing and/or yelling at me it would really really suck.
Just seems a little two-faced to think this is cool.
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Bunsen Honeydew
04/21/09

@zsazsa6: Agreed. She simply sounded like a jerk to me.
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Evie Havok
04/21/09

@zsazsa6: I don't know but if I had a bachelorette party I would want an ideal male stripper. Why pay so much for something that you're not going to be satisfied with?
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Scoithniamh
04/21/09

@zsazsa6: I thought calling her awesome was sarcasm.
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Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
04/21/09

In reply to Jennifer Hudson: Mom-To-Be?
Y'all, I have a horrible headache this morning. Please refrain from posting items about Spencer Pratt, because the EYE-ROLLING they cause are only making my headache worse.

OKTNXBYE.
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morninggloria
04/21/09

In reply to Jennifer Hudson: Mom-To-Be?
I wonder if Jen's "feel sorry for me because all she wants is a man and babeez" tabloid persona is something that is partially engineered by the Aniston camp as a way to keep her in the headlines.
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Bgirl_Hamster
04/21/09

@morninggloria: Conspiracy theorist! Next thing you're gonna start saying that there was no paparazzi startling Madge's horse.
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rd2uk
04/21/09

@morninggloria: i cant see how that persona would STILL be thriving if her camp didnt play a role in it. i mean shes repped by one of hollywoods most powerful publicists, surely dude could craft another persona if he/she wanted?
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southernbelle
04/21/09

In reply to Jennifer Hudson: Mom-To-Be?
Dear Spencer,
I often get paid $100,000 to show up to night clubs. And by "night clubs" I mean my son's bedroom at 1:00 in the morning and by "$100,000" I mean 1,204 Legos. In the floor. That I step on. And that shit hurts. So shut up.

Morgan
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DexterHaven
04/21/09

In reply to Jennifer Hudson: Mom-To-Be?
Much as I admire Michelle Rodriguez's feisty demeanour, I can't feel feeling that railing against the patriarchy at a bachelorette party might just make her kind of a downer for her friends.
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la.donna.pietra
04/21/09

In reply to Jennifer Hudson: Mom-To-Be?
Of all the things to voluntarily claim you wrote, why on earth would you pick the supernatural elements in Twilight?
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rd2uk
04/21/09

@la.donna.pietra: how about $
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DangerMouse
04/21/09

In reply to Jennifer Hudson: Mom-To-Be?
"We have the world's biggest douchebag asshole in the house!"

Criss Angel or Perez Hilton?
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linnyt is a walking cliché
04/21/09

In reply to Jennifer Hudson: Mom-To-Be?
Trump, I'm with you. I keep trying to tell my sister that but apparently it's a big deal for people to move a couple states over.
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IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
04/21/09

In reply to Jennifer Hudson: Mom-To-Be?
I wonder if David Blaine did one of his amazing magic tricks to spice up his proposal? Maybe he sat in a glass box with the ring for a few days or held his breath for a really long time or whatever else he did. Seriously, Houdini you are not.
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