Madonna, continued: "And not like I'm saying Sir Paul McCartney isn't a perfectionist. I'm just saying that if he really cared about the music and his fans, he, too, would leap around the stage in leather shorts and a crop top. I'm not judging, I'm just saying." #avrillavignedivorce
This reminds me of the ridiculous argument I got into with my teenage cousin a few Christmases ago, after said cousin informed me that Avril was "a REAL punk musician." #avrillavignedivorce
Maybe if Jeremy London had a good job like that nice boy Shannon Hamilton who works at Fashionable Male, he wouldn't be in this very uncomfortable place. #avrillavignedivorce
Seriously, why is it so hard for SNL to find funny black people both men and women? Def Comedy Jam managed to do it. MADtv managed to do it. Heck, The Wayans' managed to do it without even going too far outside of their own family. All SNL has is Keenan and he's not even that funny. And don't get me started how they have to put his ass in a wig whenever they want to represent a black woman.
@Dodai: Omg. I lmao. Was he impersonating Kanye there too? cuz his dancing was hilarious. and Chris Brown..Like wow. Haha, they should definitely hire him. #avrillavignedivorce
@Dodai: Holy crack! Not only does he play all those characters he did it in one single video. This is soooo getting posted on my FB! #avrillavignedivorce
@Cher_Horowitz: You know how you felt when I told you about my Alicia Silverstone textbook? Now I'm hyperventilating out of excitement! Even though I'm at home being all sick today! #avrillavignedivorce
@unmoldednicole: I know. The clown's just like, "Oh hey, Fergie! I'm just gonna twirl this broom in your direction and fan myself, mmkay?" #avrillavignedivorce
@JessickerFletcher: Oh my stars and garters. Fergie, a broom-twirling clown, 80's hair, and that shirt all in one clip? It's the world's shortest, scariest movie. #avrillavignedivorce
@Ipomoea: I blame Kids Incorporated! for my life too. I sent in an audition tape when I was but a wee little thing. I never heard back. Now I'm an attorney. Damn you Kids Inc.! I coulda been a star! #avrillavignedivorce
I like Madonna, don't get me wrong. But, her songwriting ability is not in the same league as McCartney's. Madonna, don't think anyone would go see you if you didn't have the theatrics. The theatrics IS your career. #avrillavignedivorce
Don't get me wrong-- I do like Madonna (generally), but there are other reasons why she can't stand on the stage with a guitar and sing like Paul McCartney than just getting bored. #avrillavignedivorce
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Jon. That probably makes you the only person in the country unconcerned about future employment. And, just my 2 cents here, but I am not sure that there is a market for douchey Ed Hardy-clad wanks on the TV. Or, if there is, it may be saturated by Brett Michaels. #avrillavignedivorce
@Ailatan: If you want to pick nits, it's "Kohl's," which is kind of like a JCPenny's that wants to be hip but fails miserably. I think they're based out of Minnesota, which as we all know is a hotbed of "punk rawk."
@Ailatan: Avril always looks like a pokemon to me. I think it's the application of her eye makeup. But yeah, I've never noticed her smile due to that gapping distraction. #avrillavignedivorce
@Juliekins: Actually, down here in Texas, most folks I know are of the mind that Kohl's took over the market that was left empty when Mervyn's closed a few years back. And the way my mom goes nuts in Kohl's as she did in Mervyn's during my childhood, I'd tend to agree. #avrillavignedivorce
@Ailatan: I admit to once skipping work with a co-worker and going to see her perform in a mall parking lot. We were 24 and worked at an indie record store and he made me promise to never tell any customers. I have an unreasonable soft spot for Avril-- I think it's a holdover from all the other Canadian women I love. #avrillavignedivorce
@rednrowdy: I once saw him grocery shopping in a full-on jean suit (jeans, jean jacket, jean cap). Yah, that's all you really need to know. #avrillavignedivorce
What is up with the sad news about faded '90s hotties? Jeremy London defaulting on his mortgage, Andrew Keegan turned into a wifebeater…next you're going to tell me that Jonathan Taylor Thomas is a crackhead. #avrillavignedivorce
@Kivrin: I served JTT coffee once like two years ago at the bookstore I volunteered at, and he's super adorable and tiny and was reading very intellectually. I was so flustered, it was hilarious. #avrillavignedivorce
@Kivrin: I wonder what Ryder Strong is up to. One of my other crushes was Vincent Kartheiser, so I know he's doing pretty good, since he's on Mad Men. I was obsessed with him because he played some sort of hacker kid in a crappy movie with Patrick Stewart. #avrillavignedivorce
@Kivrin: Sure is. And let me tell you, when I say his boyfriend is cute, I mean this boy is CUTE. I stopped in my tracks mouth agape. My friend said that he's really sweet and flirty where as JTT is surly. And apparently JTT also hates being recognized - he will stop going some where if someone asks him for an autograph or calls him by name. #avrillavignedivorce
@funnyface: Ryder Strong was in that Eli Roth movie "Cabin Fever" which was actually really good (In a funny horror movie way), but that was a couple years ago #avrillavignedivorce
@funnyface: Masterminds! I was totally in love with him due to that movie as well... and I think he was in Strike! too (what I wouldn't give to get that on DVD...but they've changed the title and it's impossible to find now). #avrillavignedivorce
@wooden_shoes: He was also on an episode of Veronica Mars, just like JTT. (Different episodes, though. Both at once would be far too much.) #avrillavignedivorce
Uh, this. I know producers belabor the lack of black talent out there, but seriously? Notable, mockable minorities exist in society. It would be nice if any parody would actually include minority actors. #avrillavignedivorce
@Trulymadlyme: Yes! Let's not even get started with the Obama impersonation. That would be reason enough to start a hiring search. #avrillavignedivorce
@Trulymadlyme: I like Fred Armisen too; I almost included that in my original reply. I also immediately thought of French Vogue! I get the same feeling. #avrillavignedivorce
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I think you can blame a lot more on Kids Incorporated. This is by far one of the scariest things that I've ever seen. #avrillavignedivorce
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Also, I'm pretty sure you can pick up that shirt at Anthropologie. #avrillavignedivorce
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Oh, Madonna. Your inflated sense of your own talents never ceases to amaze me. You are good at one thing: marketing. #avrillavignedivorce
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Jon. That probably makes you the only person in the country unconcerned about future employment. And, just my 2 cents here, but I am not sure that there is a market for douchey Ed Hardy-clad wanks on the TV. Or, if there is, it may be saturated by Brett Michaels. #avrillavignedivorce
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Jon Less Kate Needs Date.
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Also her smile is one of the fakest I have ever seen, she's ready for the pageant circle or a class with Tyra to smize. #avrillavignedivorce
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We need to have our brains re-programmed. #avrillavignedivorce
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Why does Avril Lavigne have to go and make our brains so complicated? #avrillavignedivorce
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I like their towels, though. #avrillavignedivorce
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I did not make up that nickname. #avrillavignedivorce
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unless you're Jemaine Clement & Bret McKenzie
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Shame about Jeremy London tho'... #avrillavignedivorce
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@girlgonemild: Did you happen to hear his class schedule? Just in case I need it. For his safety. #avrillavignedivorce
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Go here, they have a bunch
[www.amazon.com] #avrillavignedivorce
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Uh, this. I know producers belabor the lack of black talent out there, but seriously? Notable, mockable minorities exist in society. It would be nice if any parody would actually include minority actors. #avrillavignedivorce
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this guy
[www.youtube.com] #avrillavignedivorce
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And don't get me started on the Jesse Jackson impersonation. #avrillavignedivorce
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