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zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
07/09/09

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September will be a very good month this year... 27th bday, going to the US Open, & MAKING LOVE TO HUGE JACKMAN WITH MY EYES.
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Little Time Bomb
07/09/09

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Limited run!? I wonder how fast tickets will sell out, and what the audience male/female ratio will be.
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cuteasabutton
07/09/09

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Broadway here I come for a holiday!
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kelsium
07/09/09

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Ovaries have nothing to do with it, my friends. The explosions are far more Southerly.
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CollegeCamel
07/09/09

@kelsium: No kidding. My ovaries are carrying on as normal, but my boobs are reaching out towards New York, making come-hither motions in the direction of Broadway.
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marimari
07/09/09

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would a NY jezzie be willing to organize a meetup to go watch them?
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zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
07/09/09

@marimari: ME ! I want in!
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Rare Affinity
07/09/09

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I took a friend to see Daniel Craig on stage in "A number" by Caryl Churchill at the Royal Court in London a few years back. Daniel played multiple clones of himself. I reminded my friend of the play and she could not remember going. Clearly not a devout Craig fan.
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ellaesther
07/09/09

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I actually dreamt about Hugh Jackman last night. He loved me, and there was something involving shoes -- ankle boots, if I'm not mistaken. I'm sure this dream comes as a sign that he and I are meant to be together, in his dressing room, on Broadway. I'm certain my husband and his wife won't mind. After all, it's kismet!
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HuckleberryFriend
07/09/09

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Yes, together "on Broadway" was exactly what I had in mind. Nothing else. *cough*
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sequined
07/09/09

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I feel like there is an undercurrent of pro-breeder-ness on this site. What if just my vagina is excited and not my ovaries? WHAT THEN? Is Jezebel discriminating against me??
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tomboygirl
07/09/09

@sequined: The ovaries are the vagina's brain.
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Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
07/09/09

@sequined: The short answer? Yes.
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lisas
07/09/09

@sequined: Yah my elbows are tingling. WHERE'S MY HEADLINE?!
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Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
07/09/09

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Yeah, but will there be a sex scene?!?!?!
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musicpup
07/09/09

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Clearly we all died and went to heaven. The link says it'll be a play about two cops in Chicago. Really, Hugh? NO SINGING? I am disappointed.
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Ipomoea
07/09/09

@musicpup: homeward bound: Maybe it's inspired by Cop Rock? Or possibly a play about how they both give in to the unadressed and unresolved sexual tension between them, culminating in a man-on-man pillow fight?
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
07/09/09

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*makes fast "incentive" schedule for zoning and facility officials and crew*
*sets up neat 'JezeCamp here' sign by appropriate door*
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dcdulce
07/09/09

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Testosterone: THE Musical!
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
07/09/09

@dcdulce: "Anything you can hump, I can hump better..."
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rosasparks
07/09/09

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Daniel Craig can hump ANYTHING HE WANTS. Me, included. He can hump me while wearing that exploding boob Lady Gaga costume, I don't care.
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lalaland13
07/09/09

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: I don't believe them, and am going to need them to demonstrate their humping prowess on members of the audience. Just, you know, for verification purposes.
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Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
07/09/09

@rosasparks: I think you do care. In fact I think you brought up the Lady Gaga costume way to quickly. You WANT him to wear the exploding boob costume don't you? Admit it.
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mysterygirl
07/09/09

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The play is called "A Steady Rain" -- just like the tears of joy I'm spilling over it.
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Triphena
07/09/09

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My ovaries aren't doing much. My vagina, on the other hand...
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sequined
07/09/09

@Triphena: Well shit. I hate when people say basically what I said but faster.
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