Now that I’m in my 40s, I can look back on my sexual history with a better understanding of who I am and what has traditionally worked for me.

For a painful few months, presidential campaigns consisted of men and women in their 50s, 60s, and 70s attempting to participate in youth culture by singing top 40 hits and dabbing. Mercifully, campaigns have realized that they aren’t going to win favor by blaspheming things we used to fleetingly like, and have, for…