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morninggloria
12/03/08

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Another way to tell if a polar bear is male is ask it to go buy some tampons and see how it reacts.
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CrossWord
12/03/08

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My pubes can get unruly, too, but no one's ever mistaken me for a man.
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SarahMC
12/03/08

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But what shall I get it for Christmas?!
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The HZA.
12/03/08

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Just put out a bunch of Shenises and see which polar bears take one to use for peeing. Duh.
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AthertonMerriweather
12/03/08

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But what does the bear identify as? Can we get a 20/20 Special on the bear and the pregnant man?
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Kivrin
12/03/08

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I always squee over polar bears until I remember that they're one of a very few species that will actually hunt down man for food (if given the opportunity).

Those bastards are COLD.
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bluebears
12/03/08

@Kivrin: really? well maybe...(looks at picture)...SQUEEEE!!! nope sorry, still adorable now just adorable killer.
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Kivrin
12/03/08

@bluebears: Oh yeah, they're still totally adorable. I guess they're like the "bad boys" of the squee-inducing animal kingdom: You know they'd nom your noggin in a heartbeat, but you still want to hug 'em!
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hellosunshine
12/03/08

@Kivrin: LITERALLY!! Because they live in the Arctic!!!

(You're welcome.)
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Kivrin
12/03/08

@hellodarling!: I was waiting for someone to comment on my AWESOME double entendre! :)
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NefariousNewt
12/03/08

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Hey Knut, forget Gelsenkirchen, there's a couple of cuties in Kushiro, Japan looking for love. Do you like sushi?
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badmutha
12/03/08

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To be fair, its not like you can tell them to roll over and check it out. Polar bears are very pretty, but are also very strong and can be deadly.

And I do that move when I have crampy gas. Pushes it right out! Why yes, I am a chronic farter, why do you ask?
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tscheese
12/03/08

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OMG! I squat to pee, I sometimes have impressive hair "down there", and I do very well in freezing temperatures! Also I am extremely pale and I tend to gorge on delicious seafood that contributes to my layer of blubber! Also I am occasionally mistaken for a guy.

So yeah, I'm the next hot polar bear celebrity. Where are my royalties?

(And my calimari? It keeps my coat glossy. C'mon.)
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JLady
12/03/08

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Polar Bears: denying gender classification since the beginning of time.
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I_can_still_pitch
12/03/08

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Give them a TV remote and see what show they turn to?
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I_can_still_pitch
12/03/08

@I_can_still_pitch: And how often they change channels.
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LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
12/03/08

@I_can_still_pitch: Eh that wouldn't work on me. My husband is constantly annoyed at how often I flick through channels, especially with the glorious blessed feature that shows you the title as you surf. I don't even wait for the screen to load.
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I_can_still_pitch
12/03/08

@LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: You're supposed to be a nester. You are messing up my sexist generalization. Now I am confused and apprehensive, and less than a man.
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PrairieGirl
12/03/08

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Quick, someone forward them Tracie's post from yesterday!

[jezebel.com]
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LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
12/03/08

@PrairieGirl: I was going to say: shave the pubes and see how they react. If they prance around like they've just given you the greatest gift on earth: boy.
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mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
12/03/08

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What about the hairdryer test, just blow and see if anything retracts.
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Anna
12/03/08

@mepo: LOL
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Easybreezy
12/03/08

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When I was little, I thought all animals pooped and peed out of their tails.

I also thought human babies were born from belly buttons until I was......ten or eleven. (This I picked up from Mork & Mindy reruns.)
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sequined
12/03/08

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New baby polar bears were just born in Germany and I'm pretty sure they are twins. Squee!
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BabyJane
12/03/08

@sequined: Keep them away from Hef!
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