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    Urban Outfitters: Does This Make My Ass Look Wack?

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    Image of blackgirlsuperstar blackgirlsuperstar
    08/01/09

    In reply to Urban Outfitters: Does This Make My Ass Look Wack?
    Me and one of my friends from school use "Your shit is wack." When I first met her, we discovered that we had both attended last year's Lollapalooza, and that was what some drunk said to me as he punched me in the back during Rage Against The Machine. (Only now can I laugh about it.)
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    Image of par3 par3
    08/01/09

    @blackgirlsuperstar: i just startled my dog when i laughed at this- your story gave me a hilarious visual- esp the face you would have made after the punch.
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    Image of RollRoll RollRoll
    08/01/09

    In reply to Urban Outfitters: Does This Make My Ass Look Wack?
    WHO SAYS WE'RE WACK?!
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    08/01/09

    @RollRoll: YOU SAID WE'RE WACK?
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    Image of jack-of-all-trades jack-of-all-trades
    07/31/09

    In reply to Urban Outfitters: Does This Make My Ass Look Wack?
    Having worked at a UO, I can tell you with absolute certainty that harem pants (and the like) are more often sold as fodder for the workers than as actual fashion.

    We would often wear the ridiculous clothes while cleaning up the store, taking pictures, and laughing when someone came in an purchased the same pair a manager had been traipsing around in the night before.

    My advice: steer clear of anything they put on mannequins; those outfits are made mostly to see who's dumb enough to buy those particular over-priced items.
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    Image of mrsdracomalfoy mrsdracomalfoy
    07/31/09

    In reply to Urban Outfitters: Does This Make My Ass Look Wack?
    I have nothing of substance to add, just lolololololol.
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    07/31/09

    In reply to Urban Outfitters: Does This Make My Ass Look Wack?
    Ummm "your ass looks wack" could easily be the Next Best Catch-Phrase. "Not so much" needs to take a seat and let "your ass looks wack" reign!
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    Image of SharonTaint SharonTaint
    07/31/09

    In reply to Urban Outfitters: Does This Make My Ass Look Wack?
    stop trying to make Hammer pants happen!! Again!!!
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    Image of faire-la-moue faire-la-moue
    07/31/09

    @SharonTaint: I was just in France and all the women are wearing them. Not in the ironic way either. Looks like they're crossing the pond as we speak and our moms will be wearing them by mid-2010.
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    Image of SkipToMyLou SkipToMyLou
    07/31/09

    In reply to Urban Outfitters: Does This Make My Ass Look Wack?
    In figure 6 her ass looks wack in both a literal and figurative sense. She is a model, with a gorgeous ass, I bet. Those jeans make it look a foot longer than it really is.
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    Image of RubyPenelope RubyPenelope
    07/31/09

    In reply to Urban Outfitters: Does This Make My Ass Look Wack?
    that is def gonna be my new catchphrase, I'm just up and stealing it. I am that friend you tells it like it is but now I am doing it in a casual "hey what's up with your outfit" kind of way. No more, YOUR ASS IS WACK
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    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    07/31/09

    In reply to Urban Outfitters: Does This Make My Ass Look Wack?
    My reaction to that last photo was more like: Double-you. Tee. Eff.


    All in all? This post was not wack. It was the antithesis of wack. Thanks Dodai, for my biggest laugh of the day.
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    Image of Dodai Dodai
    07/31/09

    @titilayo-yo-yo-yo: Thank you!
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    07/31/09

    In reply to Urban Outfitters: Does This Make My Ass Look Wack?
    I just bought the jeans in pic 6 the other day. They look hot with a white tank and black boyfriend blazer. My ass looks fiiiine.
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    Image of TremblingPeacock TremblingPeacock
    07/31/09

    In reply to Urban Outfitters: Does This Make My Ass Look Wack?
    for some reason those angel wings scream silence of the lambs to me. and i find them terrifying.

    does that make my brain seem wack?
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    07/31/09

    @TremblingPeacock:Serial Killer chic is the new leggings.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    07/31/09

    In reply to Urban Outfitters: Does This Make My Ass Look Wack?
    Some of those things are surprisingly on-trend for UO.

    Not saying that's good, necessarily....
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    07/31/09

    In reply to Urban Outfitters: Does This Make My Ass Look Wack?
    Catchphrase time!

    If he buys a $70 "vintage" t-shirt from Urban Outfitters, that's a dealbreaker, ladies! AND his ass looks wack!
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    ..now it's just Aesop's Foibles. promoted this comment Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    07/31/09

    @Yahtzii: You said it. I recall, maybe the last catalog, a t-shirt. The t-shirt was plain, un-embellished white cotton. It was threadbare, like to the point of being almost sheer. It was comprised of more holes than shirt. IT WAS FORTY DOLLARS. Um, hi. I have white cotton t-shirts with authentic vintage touches, like paint/grease stains and yellowed pits, and peculiar scorch patterns from that time our dryer malfunctioned. And holes in the sleeves from holding non-declawed cats while they were kneading. Think I could put 'em on eBay for like, oh, $80.00 each? I've got plenty! Anyone? Anyone?
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    Image of BellaNotte BellaNotte
    07/31/09

    In reply to Urban Outfitters: Does This Make My Ass Look Wack?
    Dodai, which, if any, of these outfits, will Elisabeth Moss wear?
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    07/31/09

    @BellaNotte: I can totally see her wearing the top half of number 4.
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    Image of Dodai Dodai
    07/31/09

    @BellaNotte: She knows how to avoid the wackness.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    07/31/09

    @Dodai: Speaking of The Wackness, the model in no. 4 looks like Olivia Thirlby.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    07/31/09

    In reply to Urban Outfitters: Does This Make My Ass Look Wack?
    Several of the moddles look like people I recognize from the 80's. Elizabeth Berkley. Ione Skye.
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