I once had a friend who would tell it like it is; if your ensemble was less than stylish, she'd say, "Girl, your ass looks wack." It wasn't about your derrière; it was about your duds. »
I drank too much last night. What, I'm not supposed to tell you the truth all the time anymore? Look, that is my role in this economy, you can take it or leave it, and sure, there are truth-tellers out there who don't have any alcohol dependency issues, but if they try to tell you they have no dependency issues, my… »
Some people lose weight for the summer; I stick with brain cells. Like, yesterday I saw The Wackness, and there's this part where the dad is doing a crossword puzzle and asks Shapiro a seven-letter word for "subatomic particle" because he doesn't know and I was like, for the love of a Higher Power don't let me lose so… »
Mary-Kate Olsen was on Letterman last night, to promote The Wackness — the movie in which she makes out with Ben Kingsley — and she was kind of awesome. She talked about how she went to high school with Spencer Pratt and it was clear that she never really liked him. She was ready to really dish with Dave about it.… »
- This week we discussed matters of national importance. Like threesomes.
- Michelle Obama and the role of a first lady actually are matters of national importance. But omg her dresses are purdy!
- Michelle doesn't wear short shorts. Chuck Bass wears short shorts!
- A bunch of idiot teenagers in Gloucester, Mass made a… »
I have such a
soft wet spot for the suburban poseur guys some would call "Jew wiggers." Former Nickelodeon show Drake & Josh star Josh Peck plays one in The Wackness, and he grew up to be so HOT. (Seriously, who would've thought? He's the one on the right here.) The film takes place in 1994 in Manhattan, and while… »