Last week, model Melissa Stetten had the apparent misfortune of sitting next to soap actor Brian Presley on a plane. According to Stetten's Twitter feed, Presley lied about not having a wife and was drinking beer the whole time, which is interesting because he has a wife and kids and is usually pretty sanctimonious…

In the wake of the popular and controversial #ihadanabortion hashtag, critics are asking (again) whether tweeting about abortion is "trivializing." They don't understand that Twitter is a medium like any other.

An Australian former footballer has responded to assault allegations against other players by tweeting that the victim simply "awoke with an alleged hangover and I take it an alleged guilty conscience." But he doesn't condone rape, mind you!

Earlier this week, Tracie argued that Kanye's Twitter feed was out of control, and that he needed to be stopped. No way, man. Kanye's Twitter feed is awesome, and here's why:

Well, that didn't take very long, did it? Maybe she'll audition for the role some of you think she's born to play, eh? [Twitter]

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Her "bully" hashtag loses a bit of oomph after two "Oh yeah? Well you're OLD!" jokes that Rivers probably already used herself 8 years ago though, right? [Samantha Ronson's Twitter]

After sorting through the entries, Stephen Fry picked the "most beautiful" tweet: "I believe we can build a better world! Of course, it'll take a whole lot of rock, water & dirt. Also, not sure where to put it." [Mirror]

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As mentioned earlier this morning in Dirt Bag, Jim Carrey has made it a personal mission of sorts to let the world know that Tiger Woods should be forgiven for his infidelities, while his wife, Elin Nordegren, should be blamed: