Why You Should Never, Ever Trust Tom Hanks Under Any Circumstance

In a stirring coup for people who want to hate the president but don't want to actually think about any stuff ever, the venerable Reader's Digest did a poll (BINDING) and discovered that Tom Hanks—not Barack Obama, like you totally thought!!!—is the #1 most trusted man in America. Where did the stupid president come… » 5/09/13 4:40pm 5/09/13 4:40pm