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The depiction of penetration in the Time-Life book was even more explicit than this Danish book. In the Time-Life version of the sixth image above, the man's penis is depicted as a dotted-line phallus inside the woman's body. So... I'm glad the Danish book exists, but it's not unique, nor is it unparalleled in contemporary America.

It would be nice if Jez had at least one editor who actually remembered the 60s-80s, in order to lend perspective to some of these snippets. And at least one mother, as long as I'm wishin'. (I'm not a mom, but enough of my friends are that I've realized childless people really do see the world fundamentally differently.)

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2. Mr. Potato Head sits by a puddle and muses on how a baby is made.

3. The Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons becomes interested in girlsex once Pippi Longstocking bleaches her hair.

4. The two of them get naked, striking any household pets/pests blind.

5. They then share the white half of a black-and-white cookie while getting in the mood.

6. Mood gotten, they bang each other senseless on the world's largest grape jelly and candy sprinkle sandwich made by a ten year old girl.

7-13. Basically "Alien" with less screaming, fewer clothes and no android.

14. Nine months later they find their clothes.

15. They then drive to the nearest chicken coop in Herbie the Love Bug.

16. While Pippi relaxes under a heavy coating of marshmallow fluff, Comic Book Guy and Mr. Clean trade penguin jokes.

17. Then the most alarming thing in the world not a plane crash involving vampires happens.

18. Yes! It's the world's least successful episode of the Muppet Show!

19. It's a baby! Pippi is overjoyed. Also, Comic Book Guy licked off all the fluff.

20. They manage to find the kid clothes a hell of a lot faster than they did their own.

21-22. I am guessing existentialistic void here. This is Scandinavia.

23. Jona Miro's classic "Protozoan Life Form Approaches Planet Jupiter," courtesy the Guggenheim Museum (Bilbao)

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