Beware the Retail Sorcery of the Skinny Mirror

And here is the latest trick retailers might use to convince you that OMG you definitely cannot leave here without that frighteningly teal cable-knit sweater: special curved mirrors that'll shave a few pounds off your sidelines and a couple inches off your flanks. Nothing is real! Everything is lies!

Beware the Retail Sorcery of the Skinny Mirror

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