Is Snooki A Cheater If She Can't Remember Sleeping With Vinny?

When we last left our traveling Shore nomads, Snooki had just had the worst day of her life. See, her relationship fell apart after she exposed her genitalia in a nightclub. Snooki found comfort between Vinny's sheets, a fact which she "blacked out" in this week's episode. Everyone — including Pauly D and Deena, who…
The Situation Goes To The Emergency Room
Nobody's watching Jersey Shore to observe the book smarts of its cast members. But no one on this show has been so stupid before as to bash his head into a cement wall and send himself to the hospital, like The Situation did on last night's episode. It all started during one of Sammi and Ron's late-night…
Abercrombie Will Pay Jersey Shore Cast To Stop Wearing Its Clothes
Abercrombie & Fitch is willing to offer a "substantial payment" for the cast of Jersey Shore to stop wearing their clothes. The brand worries that the "association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image. We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is…
The Situation & Snooki: The Greatest Love Story Of Our Generation?
Last night's big premiere of the fourth season of Jersey Shore was kind of a disappointment. The gang headed to Italy, and there were a lot of setup luggage hijinks, a montage of fake passport photo shoots (apparently, they are the only people in America who are allowed to wear sunglasses and hats for their…
Jersey Shore Cast Members Just Not That Into Italians
The cast of MTV's Jersey Shore sat down with Good Morning America to discuss all of the sordid details of their Italian season abroad. One problem: three of the girls are off the market — and all of the cast agrees that they are not attracted to the local Italians. (But they're not attracted to the blonde, American…
Jessica Alba To Lose Baby Weight By Starving Herself
Have you been lying awake at night wondering how Jessica Alba will get thin again after giving birth to baby number 2 this month? Well: "I have a hard time with portion control, so I have 1,200 calorie meals delivered," she tells Lucky magazine. "But I also work out, so basically I'm starving. It sucks. I drink a lot…
Ronnie Hospitalizes The Situation In New Jersey Shore Trailer
In the season four trailer for Jersey Shore, we see the gang in Italy where Snooki causes two police officers to be carried to an ambulance on stretchers while Ronnie does the same for The Situation after the two get in a fight about (what else?) getting involved in one another's relationship problems. Other big…
Daniel Craig Completely Horrified By Early Cut Of Dragon Tattoo Movie
The fairly explicit posters for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo are just the tip of the iceberg: Daniel Craig says the film is "as adult as you can possibly make it." Director David Fincher showed him an early cut of the flick, and James Bond freaked:"Fincher, he's not holding back. They've given him free rein. He…
Dina Lohan Trying To Waltz Onto Dancing With The Stars
Dina Lohan claims to be in talks to appear on Dancing With The Stars in spite of the fact that she is not technically a star. No, you're right… That never stopped anyone before. [Page Six]
Lily Allen Married And Pregnant; One Item Away From Lady Tic Tac Toe
Lily Allen got married yesterday and her new husband announced to guests that the singer is 12 weeks pregnant. Wedding and babies? Now all Lily Allen needs is two guys having a fist fight over her while she stands off to the side and says "Boys! Stop it! Stop it I say!" and she'll have everything a gal could ever ask…
Bristol Palin's New Face Was Totes A Medical Necessity
You guys: Bristol Palin did not have plastic surgery. Nope. Not at all. What she had was "corrective" jaw surgery. If you think she looks better now, it's just a coincidence! "Yes, it improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons," Bristol tells Us magazine. She explains that she had the…
Katy Perry Learned About Birth Control At Planned Parenthood
Katy Perry is on the cover of Vanity Fair, and inside, she kind of explains the obsession with candy and fruit: She had no childhood. She tells Vanity Fair: "I didn't have a childhood." The only book she was allowed to read was the bible; she couldn't say words like "deviled eggs" "or "Dirt Devil." In addition, Perry…
Meet The Cast Of The UK Version Of Jersey Shore
Geordie Shore—MTV UK's version of the hit reality show consisting of "Geordies" instead of guidos— is indeed a thing that's really happening even though it totally seems like an SNL parody (namely Don' You Go Rounin' Roun To Re Ro because it's really hard to understand what these Northerners are saying). Judging by…
The Situation Completely Bombs At The Trump Roast
The Situation was part of the dais at last night's Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump and it's very clear that he isn't cut out for performing comedy. He was so bad that it almost seemed like the writers of the roast gave him shitty jokes so he would intentionally bomb, allowing for a running joke for the rest of…
Gym, Tan, Learning
Sunday morning comics don't have to stop being relevant when you've aged beyond Garfield and Fox Trot but haven't yet settled into a Doonsbury state of mind. Join long time commenter CurtCole and I on this first leg of our journey into world affairs as explained by popular fixtures on reality TV. This week: the cast…
