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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    10/16/09

    In reply to D'ough Nuts
    Surly? Sassy?
    Heh.
    What's wrong with "BISH PLZ"
    ? #thesimpsons
     Reply
    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    10/16/09

    In reply to D'ough Nuts
    "Quit staring at the donut. Eyes up HERE." #thesimpsons
     Reply
    Jack_Burton was starred Jack_Burton was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    10/16/09

    In reply to D'ough Nuts
    "Sizes were different in the 50s" #thesimpsons
     Reply
    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    10/16/09

    In reply to D'ough Nuts
    I AM DOING THIS.

    Although she looks a little laconic for that.

    maybe:

    bish plz. i am doing this. #thesimpsons
     Reply
    FashionShowAtLunch was starred FashionShowAtLunch was unstarred
    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    10/16/09

    In reply to D'ough Nuts
    whoops.
     Reply
    Edited by FashionShowAtLunch at 10/16/09 10:58 AM FashionShowAtLunch was starred FashionShowAtLunch was unstarred
    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    10/16/09

    In reply to D'ough Nuts
    "Mmmmmm, feminazi bonerkilling... *drool*" #thesimpsons
     Reply
    hellosunshine was starred hellosunshine was unstarred
    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    10/16/09

    In reply to D'ough Nuts
    You guys posted something similar to this years ago! #thesimpsons
     Reply
    Maulleigh was starred Maulleigh was unstarred
    Image of Lymed Lymed
    10/16/09

    In reply to D'ough Nuts
    When she gets angry, she only speaks in consonants.

    "Hmr Smpsn, tht s yr lst dh!" #thesimpsons
     Reply
    Lymed was starred Lymed was unstarred
    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    10/16/09

    In reply to D'ough Nuts
    Is that a realistic interpretation of a Simpsons' body weight? Her head looks pretty big next to her waist - has there been another airbrushing incident? #thesimpsons
     Reply
    Hiroine Protagonist was starred Hiroine Protagonist was unstarred
    Image of Lymed Lymed
    10/16/09

    @Hiroine Protagonist: "Hold on, I gotta airbrush some weight off" #thesimpsons
     Reply
    Lymed was starred Lymed was unstarred
    Image of Intern Katy Intern Katy
    10/16/09

    @Hiroine Protagonist: We felt so bad that poor man got fired from RL because of us, so we asked him for some help making Jezebel Simpson a little more runway ready, if you know what I mean. The doughnuts were really taking a toll on her figure. #thesimpsons
     Reply
    Intern Katy was starred Intern Katy was unstarred
    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    10/16/09

    @Intern Katy: We are in a hecession! #thesimpsons
     Reply
    Hiroine Protagonist was starred Hiroine Protagonist was unstarred
    Image of hortense hortense
    10/16/09

    In reply to D'ough Nuts
    "Such as." #thesimpsons
     Reply
    hortense was starred hortense was unstarred
    Image of lisas lisas
    10/16/09

    @hortense: ooh. Old school. "Country Justice" #thesimpsons
     Reply
    lisas was starred lisas was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/16/09

    In reply to D'ough Nuts
    It should be a really sarcasm-laden statement about her "place" in society.

    "But you shouldn't listen to me. I'm a woman! And I'm not even pregnant!"

    Or a dick joke. #thesimpsons
     Reply
    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of Lymed Lymed
    10/16/09

    @morninggloria: "Hold your horses, my water broke again." #thesimpsons
     Reply
    Lymed was starred Lymed was unstarred
    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    10/16/09

    In reply to D'ough Nuts
    'What is this fuckery?' #thesimpsons
     Reply
    Plum-Pie was starred Plum-Pie was unstarred
    Image of Lymed Lymed
    10/16/09

    In reply to D'ough Nuts
    "End Girl on Girl Crime in Springfield!" #thesimpsons
     Reply
    Lymed was starred Lymed was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    10/16/09

    In reply to D'ough Nuts
    A few suggestions:

    "Oh for the fuck of shit."
    "O RLY?"
    "Douchenozzle."
    "Asshattery."
    "*headdesk*"

    And of course, "Bish plz". #thesimpsons
     Reply
    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of missing_piece missing_piece
    10/16/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I second "Bish plz" #thesimpsons
     Reply
    Aesop's Foibles. YES. promoted this comment missing_piece was starred missing_piece was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    10/16/09

    @missing_piece: Judging by the number of votes for it, I'd have to say that it's probably going to win by a landslide. I've actually considered getting it silk-screened on a shirt. #thesimpsons
     Reply
    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of doodley is not amused doodley is not amused
    10/16/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I'm especially fond of "for the fuck of shit," but I don't think they can say that on broadcast TV, unfortunately. #thesimpsons
     Reply
    doodley is not amused was starred doodley is not amused was unstarred
    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    10/16/09

    In reply to D'ough Nuts
    'mmmmm. floor pie' #thesimpsons
     Reply
    Aesop's Foibles. YES. promoted this comment boobookitteh was starred boobookitteh was unstarred
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