Somebody help me please! I am surrounded by these douchey millionaire husbands who are shafting their exes--Peter Brant, Steve Phillips, Jim Nantz, and Bob Haldeman. Must be something in the water here in Fairfield County..... #stephanieseymour
It seems so unfair that such detestable people should have the wherewithal to purchase such great art. I hate that all those Cindy Shermans and Basquiats are in these two's hands. #stephanieseymour
@sassyredhead: I hope you got the can opener. Basic survival depends on the ability to open canned food. At least it does if I'm the one cooking. #stephanieseymour
Add Ms. Seymour to the list of beautiful people who are probably aliens because they never age. If this woman has an addiction problem, I need one too. #stephanieseymour
There is literally nothing about this mess that doesn't make me vomit. They are so fucking despicable that they absolutely deserve one another. It's a pity the marriage didn't work out. #stephanieseymour
@Tchotchke: Also, I really hate that I am so childish that I went here, but: It saddens me that Stephanie Seymour is such a miserable, nasty person and still so incredibly beautiful. Life is not fair. #stephanieseymour
@Tchotchke: My old girlfriend in San Diego used to cut SS's hair and she was in fact a nasty, mean, pretentious, arrogant and altogether unlikable person. She was so "me-me-me" she made even the most egotistical diva look like a humble version of Mother Teresa. She was dumb as a bag of dirt and made no bones about using her snootch to get what she wanted. I did not like her, not at all. #stephanieseymour
@I_can_still_pitch: There was an anecdote in the Kurt Coabin biography "Heavier than Heaven" about Stephanie Seymour. I think this was at the 1993 MTV VMAs, while she was still dating Axl, and right after Courtney Love gave birth to Frances.
As the story goes, Axl Rose and Stephanie approached the Cobains backstage to start a fight. Axl insulted Kurt and their child, Kurt then asked Axl to be Frances' godfather. Stephanie, feeling left out, walked over to Courtney, who was boucing Frances on her knee and sneered, "Are you a model?" to which Courtney replied, "No, are you a brain surgeon?" Stephanie stuttered and then walked away.
Obviously, I have never met SS in person, but I've heard many stories by people who have and each one is worse than the last.
I effing love it when even the lawyers say their clients are liars. Gotta love it when you've been doing it for so long that cynicism wins over a zealous defense. #stephanieseymour
i realize for journalistic purposes one would like to take this cleverly ployed advertisement as a literal 'how to' dress guide- in awe of the prices. but i'd like to look at it as more of a trend guide where you do your own 'the look for less' comparison while shopping. it's expected for her to display amazingly expensive things because it's her image and job... who REALLY expected her to be slinging Kohls handbags and Target tunics? they're as out of touch as they proclaim her to be.
I have no idea why they didn't ask me for my summer must-haves. I have fashion sense! I like summer! Well, I don't care, here I go.
- Maxi dresses, because they're cool, comfortable, and you don't have to shave your legs! $75 for 3 from either Target or Old Navy - Knit or cotton shorter dresses, because when you do get around to shaving your legs, you can show them off! Also see Target or Old Navy - Flip flops! $1 in a bin outside Michaels, for day - Jewelry, from Target or Cost Plus - probably about $50 for various items - One pair of heeled sandals, from wherever. Payless can work. These are on sale for $13. This can dress up your shorter dresses for evening. - Margaritas - depends on level of consumption.
I'd like to see a thrift store shopper's version of this. Of course, Salvation Army would have to amp up its marketing campaign (from zilch to astronomical) to interest EW.
@swashbuckling: Exactly. I'm a major bargain shopper (not fast-fashion, just great discounts on good stuff, thrift/vintage, etc.), and I'm DYING to do the "Look for Less" version of this.
@anastasia beaverhousen: You're reminding me that in the Pottery Barn catalogue that I got yesterday, they were literally selling lengths of logs, on end, for tables/benches. For $199 and $299.
I live in New England. I know where logs come from. Free logs.
Rachel Zoe causes brings out the Mom in me: Sit up straight, get your hair out of your face, and stop spending all your money on impractical shit! And call your grandmother!
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As the story goes, Axl Rose and Stephanie approached the Cobains backstage to start a fight. Axl insulted Kurt and their child, Kurt then asked Axl to be Frances' godfather. Stephanie, feeling left out, walked over to Courtney, who was boucing Frances on her knee and sneered, "Are you a model?" to which Courtney replied, "No, are you a brain surgeon?" Stephanie stuttered and then walked away.
Obviously, I have never met SS in person, but I've heard many stories by people who have and each one is worse than the last.
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You can kill a hobo, skin him, tan his hide, and then sew it into a handsome vest for...what, eighty bucks?
I don't know offhand, to be honest, but I can't imagine that it's that much.
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- Maxi dresses, because they're cool, comfortable, and you don't have to shave your legs! $75 for 3 from either Target or Old Navy
- Knit or cotton shorter dresses, because when you do get around to shaving your legs, you can show them off! Also see Target or Old Navy
- Flip flops! $1 in a bin outside Michaels, for day
- Jewelry, from Target or Cost Plus - probably about $50 for various items
- One pair of heeled sandals, from wherever. Payless can work. These are on sale for $13. This can dress up your shorter dresses for evening.
- Margaritas - depends on level of consumption.
DONE.
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I live in New England. I know where logs come from. Free logs.
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