<![CDATA[Jezebel: the real housewives of atlanta]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: the real housewives of atlanta]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/therealhousewivesofatlanta http://jezebel.com/tag/therealhousewivesofatlanta <![CDATA["I Would Defend This Show To My Death:" Evaluating The Real Housewives]]> Jim Farber of the New York Daily News asks what's got to be today's most pressing question: should we feel bad for liking The Real Housewives?

Farber spoke with pop culture professor Robert Thompson, who said of the Real Housewives franchise,

Essentially, this is a show about women behaving badly. That may be fun to watch, but by no means does it play to the more noble parts of the human spirit.

It's kind of hilarious that Farber felt he needed to consult an expert in order to tell us that the Real Housewives aren't, like, Tolstoy. On the other hand, it is kind of interesting to speculate about whether, as viewers, we're laughing at or with the 'wives. Andy Cohen, the show's executive producer, says, "It's about strong, driven, independent women, each with their own singular point of view." And he claims that the show's stars are cast for their status as "archetypical women," not their boobs or willingness to catfight. But Thompson says, "The 'Housewives' gives you a sanctioned, alternative space in which you can freely watch people you hold in contempt." And even Cohen admits that, "There are a lot of times where we are winking at the audience and saying, 'This one said she believes in raising kids healthfully.' Then the next thing she says to the kid is, 'Light me a cigarette.'?"

So is it Okay to like the Housewives? Clearly, anyone who says they watched the recording of "Tardy for the Party" for its musical value is full of shit, as is anyone who claims not to chuckle once in a while at the spectacle of grown women carrying on like overprivileged teenage girls. On the other hand, maybe a show about "women behaving badly" isn't so ignoble. I kind of giggle every time I hear Sheree say "People are intimidated by my success" in the opening credits, but at the same time, it's a pretty ballsy thing to say on television. Yes, the Real Housewives are full of themselves, but it's kind of exciting to watch women who are unafraid to assert how important they are. Kim, Sheree, and the rest aren't models of generosity or restraint — okay, they aren't really models of anything, except sometimes their own clothing lines — but they are loud and bitchy and attention-grabbing and people love them for it, which is maybe not such a bad thing.

Although Cohen may take it a little too far. He says, "Often, people want to apologize for watching. But I would defend this show to my death, for one reason: It's fun." The Real Housewives is pretty fun — but it's not really worth dying for.

It's A 'Real Housewives' World: How Catfights, Cougars And Cosmetic Surgery Conquered Television [NY Daily News]

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<![CDATA[10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week]]> In this week's multimedia compilation of pop culture crap, Chynna Phillips believes that Jesus planned for her sister and father to have sex, Tyra investigates objectum sexuals, and there's a reported vagina flash on So You Think You Can Dance.



1.) Flash Dance
This week on So You Think You Can Dance?, some woman flashed her crotch, and Fox gave her a flesh-colored blur, leading these ABC News correspondents to wonder whether or not she was going commando.


2.) Barbara disses Mariah's boring story on The View.



The interview was preempted for the breaking news that Chicago did not get picked to host the Olympics. When The View returned, Mimi's dog appeared.


3.) This.


4.) Jesus wanted John Phillips to have sex with his daughter.
Because he knew it would help Chynna sell her new album.


5.) Tyra has a knack for discovering people who are really good at being assholes.


6.) Tyra also finally discovered Objectum Sexuals.


7.) Check out this hot ticket on Judge Judy.


8.) So not glitz.


9.) Kim doesn't like anything "cheesy" or "cheap."
So don't let the wig fool you.


10.) NeNe bitches out Lara Spencer.

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<![CDATA[10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week]]> In this week's multimedia compilation of pop culture crap, senior citizens visit a strip club, The Insidermakes a desperate connection between Mackenzie Phillips and Michael Jackson, and Behind the Music: Bobby Brown.



1.) Behind the Music: Bobby Brown



Despite the fact that Whitney's comeback album and big interview on Oprah is what's renewed the public's interest in Bobby Brown, none of that was mentioned. In fact, when he did speak of Whitney, he wasn't exactly diplomatic.


They were both fucked up during that marriage. After getting addicted to cocaine and heroin, Bobby says that he doesn't remember an entire five-year block of time.




2.) Seth MacFarlane dropped the F-bomb live on E!'s Emmys red carpet show.
And the censors were too slow on the uptake to bleep it.


3.) Michael Jackson's illegitimate sister's first-ever TV interview
Joh'Vonnie Jackson, 31, is Joe Jackson's lovechild who was evidently always known about and even invited to a family reunion at Neverland.


4.) In other fucked-up showbiz family news
While on Oprah on Wednesday, Mackenzie Phillips thought this anecdote about Mick Jagger would lighten the mood set by her incest bombshell, but the audience was too freaked out.


5.) Synergy of #3 and #4
The Insider presents Mack and Mike, together, singing a song about addiction…to junk food.


6.) Lara Spencer's spot gets blown up.


7.) Language arts with The Real Housewives of Atlanta
Alternate way of saying "tardy for the party":


Alternate way of saying "STFU":


Alternate way of saying "vagina":


8.) Wendy Williams sucks at American history.


9.) Khloe Kardashian ponders one of life's big questions.


10.) Senior citizens in a strip club
A strip club in Florida offers senior citizens free flu shots and a buffet lunch.


Free food, meds and tits? This guy is probably wondering if he died already, 'cause he's in heaven.

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<![CDATA[10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week]]> This week's multimedia compilation of pop culture crap includes the Jerry Lewis telethon, lots of Tyra, and white people rapping.



1.)The Jerry Lewis Telethon
He ages like cheese, becoming saltier, stankier, more intense, and thus more enjoyable.


Also more offensive.


2.) AARP Lapdance


Charo performed Rihanna's "Don't Stop the Music" in the middle of the night during the telethon. I guess the intent was to wake people up. She went out into the crowd to get the audience dancing. When they didn't want to, she would hit them with her vagina.


3.) Tyra's back!





4.) And she wants to teach you stuff.
About menstruation.


How to frown with your eyes.


And how to not like your makeup.


5.) Janice still hates her.
After Tyra's Nightline interview during which she refused to discuss Janice Dickinson, Janice went running to The Insider to respond.


6.) The View returned.
Which is good news for those suffering in the recession.


7.) Kim needs a job.


Her daughter concurs.


8.) Blind-folded musical chairs.


9.) "She ain't messin' with no broke bro."


10.) The La Toya interview tonight will be awesome.
Judging from The Insider's preview of it.



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<![CDATA[Usher's Wife To Join Real Housewives Of Atlanta?]]> Tameka Foster is rumored to be joining the cast next season.

Tameka is said to be replacing DeShawn Snow (the boring one). Her marriage to singer Usher is her third. The couple are parents to two kids, and Tameka has several more from previous relationships. Also, according to this source, Sheree is lying about unveiling She by Sheree at Fashion Week, and Nene is getting her very own spinoff series. [Bossip]

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<![CDATA[Real Housewives Reunion: Kim (Fake?) Cries About Fake Hair]]> Last night's Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion was all about NeNe and Kim. Shereé stayed relatively quiet, DeShawn barely said three words, and Lisa managed to keep her cool right up until the end when she couldn't take Kim's lying anymore. When Kim was asked about her hair, she turned on the waterworks and told some story about how it's so mean that NeNe made fun of her wig, because she had cancer. Then, when pressed about it, her story changed and she said that she only thought she had cancer and that she was just really sick and her hair fell out. Except that hair only falls out when you go through treatment for cancer, not when you "think" you have cancer. Bravo must renew this show for another season, and fast. Clip above.

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<![CDATA[ Kim Zolciak, our favorite materialistic,...]]> Kim Zolciak, our favorite materialistic, wig-wearing, secret boyfriend-having, delusional-about-her-singing-talents cast member from The Real Housewives of Atlanta was interviewed for People and gave some insight into her life after the show. She said that she still hasn't made up with NeNe, but it seems like a reconciliation may be on the horizon. She also said that before breaking up with "Big Papa," the two were engaged—despite the fact that he's still "legally married". When asked if any of the blog speculation about his real identity was accurate Kim said, "Yes, I’ve seen his name stated on a couple of Web sites." The reunion airs tonight on Bravo. [People]

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<![CDATA[ OMG, dramz! If you've seen the preview of...]]> OMG, dramz! If you've seen the preview of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion episode, then you know that Kim and Lisa get into it over some lies that Kim has told. Well, apparently, Kim has taken out a restraining order on Lisa after Lisa left a "threatening" hilarious voicemail for Kim. You can listen to it here. [TMZ]

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<![CDATA[Real Housewives Finale: It's Curtains For Kim's Music Career]]> Last night saw the season finale of Real Housewives of Atlanta, and sadly, things were just starting to get so good. In the episode, producer Dallas Austin called up Kim to basically tell her, in the nicest way possible, that she's talentless, and that if she really wants to make it as a country singer, she'll have to work super hard on her voice, which means quitting cigarettes, taking voice lessons, and exercising. (Kim didn't appreciate that advice.) As for next week's reunion show, according to the promos, apparently Kim tells some kind of lie about how she had cancer. Is that supposed to be the explanation for her crappy wig?

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<![CDATA[Real Housewife Thinks Ex-Husband's Money Can Buy Happiness, Talent]]> One of the most entertaining aspects of The Real Housewives of Atlanta is that the women featured think that they can do anything just because they have money. We saw this last week when Kim, a tone-deaf woman who wears a half-wig, decided to take a stab at a singing career. On last night's episode, Shereé decided to create a clothing line. She stood over someone's shoulder as her pieces were designed, then she shipped the sketches off to be made into samples. But she was too busy planning a "fabahluss" viewing party to actually check on how the dresses were coming along. The day before the viewing, she got the samples, which were crap, and freaked out. Clip above.

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<![CDATA[Real Housewife Kim Has A Voice As Good As Her Weave]]> On last night's episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kim — the "29-year-old" single mother who is supported by a kinda anonymous sugar daddy she calls "Big Papa" — met with a vocal coach to help get her into form for the recording of her album. As you can see in the clip above, Kim is completely tone deaf, which she seems to realize. After the jump, check out this video we found on YouTube that was posted last night. It's of Kim singing karaoke in a bar in NYC. She's so bad that you can't even recognize the song until 30 seconds in.

Earlier: The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: We Think We Know Who Kim's "Big Papa" Is

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<![CDATA[Real Housewives Of Atlanta Think We're As Stupid As They Are]]> Okay, first of all, on last night's episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kim, the white woman, said that she's 29. I had to rewind my DVR several times because I could not fucking believe it. I'm betting her stage age is about as real as that waxy, blond monstrosity on top of her head. And if she really is 29, I'll apologize. But I'll also eat my hat. She's trying to get her singing career off the ground, which even her friends thought sounded ridiculous. In the clip above, Kim's braless pal NeNe comes over to review her country songs. After the jump, we examine that bomb-dropping letter NeNe's aunt sent, telling her that the man she thought was her father, isn't really her father.

So NeNe…

...received some devastating the news in the form of an extremely poorly written letter from her aunt who seems to have sour grapes over the fact that NeNe has some money now. They showed shots of three different pages from the letter and I paused it and transcribed them exactly.


You need to look in the hart and ask your self what kind of person am I eeery time you wesh face. You are the kind of person all for your self. you cam down here for xmas gave nellie something but did not give me any thing. You was trying to hurt me but that is all right. God give it and he can take it a way so dont for get that I live on a fix income. Hilda help me. You never give me anything. You go....

When you can from New Yourk you 3 year old we took you as our girl and you did not want for anything. Now you are lady and you have for got about me and Nellie the two that you across the brigde you have come up in life and for got all...

This is not a good letter. But I got to get this of my mine. I want want to let you know that you are wrong for get were you can form and who was there when you need them. I was there. I did all kind of thing for you when you was a little girl and your brother. Ask Nellie and she will tell you I make sure that you had a new dress even...

Related: Get Thee a Creative Director! And I Don’t Mean Joe Zee [Observer]

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<![CDATA[The Real Housewives Of Atlanta Represent The Crass Consumerism That Is Ruining Our Country]]> The Real Housewives of Atlanta — made up mostly of women who are wives of athletes — are the shallowest, bitchiest, and most materialistic we've seen in this Bravo series. All of them act like the girls you see on MTV's My Super Sweet 16 — demanding designer labels, extravagant birthday cakes, and fully loaded Escalades — but perhaps the most disgusting is Shereé, who talks about how much "class" she has, which is a sure sign she doesn't have any. She's the ex of some athlete, and she is fighting him for money so that she can continue to maintain her lifestyle, which includes an extensive staff (personal assistant, chef, and publicist) and buying $3,500 handbags that look like you can get them for a tenth of the price at Joyce Leslie. She also thinks that "men are intimidated by successful women," interesting only because I didn't realize that "success" is measured by how much you can take your ex-husband for. Clip above.

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<![CDATA[The Real Housewives Of Materialism]]> Sure, Bravo's The Real Housewives's NYC and O.C. franchises seemed like great trash TV a year ago when most couldn't foresee how hard the economy would crater; but now the conspicuous consumption of the "real housewives" seems more than just silly. The Real Housewives of Atlanta, which premieres tonight at 9 p.m. and follows 5 women who are mostly wives of pro athletes and rich men who live in the Atlanta area. What do reviewers think? The LA Times says the materialism is "horrifying," while The Hollywood Reporter finds the women "self-indulgent to the point of boredom." Ouch. [LAT & THR]

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