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    Art Imitates Life

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    Image of amusezvous amusezvous
    10/22/09

    In reply to Art Imitates Life
    Oooh, let's start sending him faxes from "Future Glenn Beck" telling him that all these crazy things he's predicting come true! So he needs to move to a remote desert island immediately or his life will be in danger! #glennbeck
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    10/22/09

    @amusezvous: That is totally my second favorite Jim/Dwight prank. Making Dwight think he's being recruited to join the CIA is my favorite overall. #glennbeck
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    10/22/09

    In reply to Art Imitates Life
    My sister has similar theories about technology... but I'm pretty sure the government doesn't run OnStar. Not to say they couldn't infiltrate the technology, but I doubt the government would just be stopping random cars on the street for their own nefarious purposes. #glennbeck
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    10/22/09

    @♥Anti-SocialSocialite♥: Didn't anyone tell you? The government and that Muslin Obama are the ones causing the traffic jams on the way to Thursday night bingo! And that's not all! They use that InStare thinga ma jig to drive voters to Akern and pregnant ladies to the Planned Parenthood! It's true, I got a fax about it! #glennbeck
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/22/09

    In reply to Art Imitates Life
    I heard that Glenn Beck once suffered a severe concussion. He was cool for like three hours, and then went back to being an asshole again. #glennbeck
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    Image of woodsey woodsey
    10/22/09

    @morninggloria: Another thing that happened to Dwight ("The Injury") #glennbeck
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/22/09

    @woodsey: That was the entire point of my original comment. #glennbeck
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    Image of woodsey woodsey
    10/22/09

    @morninggloria: I wanted so much for it to be true, I guess I was having too much fun picturing Glenn Beck smack his head off something and find himself concussed. #glennbeck
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    10/22/09

    In reply to Art Imitates Life
    Truly prescient, Mr. Schrute!

    Let's just see what Beck's been saying about Net Neutrality over at Gawker, shall we? [gawker.com]

    I think he's headed for an EPIC FAIL with that one. Mr. Beck, may I remind you that pissing off the entire Internet is top of the list of Worst Ideas of All Time.

    On the plus side, he'll earn those crying jags. #glennbeck
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    10/22/09

    In reply to Art Imitates Life
    I shudder to think of what Glen Beck's cousin must be like. #glennbeck
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    Image of peacock parasol peacock parasol
    10/22/09

    In reply to Art Imitates Life
    Maybe Glenn Beck should just give up that whole mass media thing and contemplate beet farming. #glennbeck
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    10/22/09

    @peacock parasol: I hear his German is weak, but that he speaks fluent asshattery.
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    10/22/09

    @mfnher: well asshattery is his native tounge. #glennbeck
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    09/30/09

    In reply to Jon Krasinski & Conan O'Brien Do "The Marionette"
    It scared me a little how his limbs turned to rubber during that bit. I also thought it was annoyingly sweet how he choked up during The Office wedding because he was imagining his wedding to Emily Blunt.
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    09/30/09

    In reply to Jon Krasinski & Conan O'Brien Do "The Marionette"
    I laughed VERY loud just now.
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    Image of Prefixmag Prefixmag
    09/30/09

    In reply to Jon Krasinski & Conan O'Brien Do "The Marionette"
    Thanks for this. Small typo in the headline though. It's "Jon Krasinski" and not "Jon Kraskinski."
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    Image of lafleur lafleur
    09/30/09

    @Prefixmag: It's John Krasinski, actually.
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    Image of Pennyfeather Pennyfeather
    09/30/09

    @lafleur: I hear it's Jonnn.
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    09/30/09

    In reply to Jon Krasinski & Conan O'Brien Do "The Marionette"
    Why can't I be Emily Blunt?
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    09/30/09

    In reply to Jon Krasinski & Conan O'Brien Do "The Marionette"
    Being John Krasinski
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    09/30/09

    In reply to Jon Krasinski & Conan O'Brien Do "The Marionette"
    Unimpressive. Give any freakishly tall guy 4-5 Jager shots, and that's how they'll dance.
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    09/30/09

    In reply to Jon Krasinski & Conan O'Brien Do "The Marionette"
    I hate to burst Jon's bubble but... it's been done.
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    Image of GeneKuya GeneKuya
    09/30/09

    @thecameralovesyou: Do what you want, but I'd love to burst Jon's bubble butt.
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    09/30/09

    @GeneKuya: Literal LOL.
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    Image of CashMoneyHoney CashMoneyHoney
    09/30/09

    In reply to Jon Krasinski & Conan O'Brien Do "The Marionette"
    It's called the Pinocchio and I invented it when I was five.
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    09/30/09

    In reply to Jon Krasinski & Conan O'Brien Do "The Marionette"
    Dear Ms. Blunt,

    Can I rent your boyfriend?

    ♥ pureblarney
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