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Evie Havok
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
In the original spanish version of Ugly Betty she did end up with her boss, you dumb american media executives.
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BlondeGoddess
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
Catherine Keener is turning 50?!

I want to look like her when I turn 50! Holy role model!

PS Madonna, take note, you don't need massive plastic surgery
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
"I don't recall doing that."

This will be my new thing. Whenever I'm confronted about my questionable behavior, this is what I'll say. Although I'd never actually masturbate or expose myself in public. Even I have limits, sometimes.
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ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
I just dont get Two and A Half Men. Its not funny.

Hate to be a crabby patty so early but comparing it to the glory that is Magnum is just wrong.
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StevieWonderWoman
03/26/09

@ImDatNinja (loves hobo stew): Crabby patty?! Is that you, Spongebob?
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ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
03/26/09

@StevieWonderWoman: yes, squarepants and all.
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Mrs. Stephen Fry
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
Jill Scott is wonderful in The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency. It is a really fun show.
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t-yo3
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
That Pharrell video was the funniest thing I've seen in days. The look on his face at the start. The looks on the women's faces. How completely unimpressed they are with his celebrity and his song and dance routine, the way they just walked out and left him there, his bemusement as they leave. Everything about it was awesome. And I will begrudgingly give Pharell props for letting that video, embarrassing as it is, go public.
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Laulau
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
Is anyone else freaked out by that group calling themselves "Angels in Waiting"? When caring for such tiny preemies, it sounds a little macabre.
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Ratinski
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
How does being the muse for a champagne work? Do you go to the vineyards and inspire the grapes?
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Kivrin
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
Hey, ScarJo, I understand the weight loss -- if I were married to a man with a body like this, I'd be losing weight, too. :( Just don't waste away, dearie.
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laetitiae
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
I'm hoping that the blind item is Mel Gibson. Just b/c I want hot...no *boiling*...water poured on him. (Though perhaps he isn't considered 'mouthy'?)
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HarpMadness
03/26/09

@laetitiae: That would be sweet! I consider him "mouthy" and by that I mean that when he opens his mouth, I pretty much want to tell him to STFU.
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lilbobbytables
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
Lost's Ian Somerhalder has joined the cast of a new CW show, Vampire Diaries.

Oh, I am SO in.
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deitybox
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
I think the 9 to 5 musical should star the original ladies -- Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, and Jane Fonda -- only now they'll be middle-aged women who are newly laid-off and need to go back to whatever shit jobs they can find, and they find that -- surprise -- sexual harassment and the glass ceiling still exists in 2009.
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morninggloria
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
Mariah Carey wants a baby and Nadya Suleman just happens to have 8 extras laying around. Once Baby Control seizes the babies from this clear baby mill situation, Mariah should just proceed to her local humane society, fill out the necessary paperwork, and adopt one of these babies. She should make sure to bring proof of address and something to carry the baby home in; driving with a baby running around in your car is unsafe for all parties involved.
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deitybox
03/26/09

@morninggloria: Nadya Suleman should be on the lookout for a crazed Nicolas Cage with a stocking on his head coming to steal one of her behbehs.
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Ratinski
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
I must wonder: how long does a Lost actor keep getting referred to as a Lost actor? I mean, Ian Somerhalder was in season 1. I think he was the first death. That was a LONG time ago.
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NefariousNewt
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
And for the record, I consider any stalker scary.
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