The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency

posts about #theno1ladiesdetectiveagency more →
Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
Madonna Gave It To Justin Timberlake In The Ass

Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.

Dsmvwl Admin Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×

Evie Havok
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
In the original spanish version of Ugly Betty she did end up with her boss, you dumb american media executives.
Reply

Evie Havok was starred Evie Havok was unstarred

BlondeGoddess
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
Catherine Keener is turning 50?!

I want to look like her when I turn 50! Holy role model!

PS Madonna, take note, you don't need massive plastic surgery
Reply

BlondeGoddess was starred BlondeGoddess was unstarred

Aesop's Foibles. YES.
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
"I don't recall doing that."

This will be my new thing. Whenever I'm confronted about my questionable behavior, this is what I'll say. Although I'd never actually masturbate or expose myself in public. Even I have limits, sometimes.
Reply

ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
I just dont get Two and A Half Men. Its not funny.

Hate to be a crabby patty so early but comparing it to the glory that is Magnum is just wrong.
Reply

StevieWonderWoman
03/26/09

@ImDatNinja (loves hobo stew): Crabby patty?! Is that you, Spongebob?
Reply

StevieWonderWoman was starred

ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
03/26/09

@StevieWonderWoman: yes, squarepants and all.
Reply

Mrs. Stephen Fry
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
Jill Scott is wonderful in The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency. It is a really fun show.
Reply

Mrs. Stephen Fry was starred Mrs. Stephen Fry was unstarred

t-yo3
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
That Pharrell video was the funniest thing I've seen in days. The look on his face at the start. The looks on the women's faces. How completely unimpressed they are with his celebrity and his song and dance routine, the way they just walked out and left him there, his bemusement as they leave. Everything about it was awesome. And I will begrudgingly give Pharell props for letting that video, embarrassing as it is, go public.
Reply

t-yo3 was starred t-yo3 was unstarred

Laulau
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
Is anyone else freaked out by that group calling themselves "Angels in Waiting"? When caring for such tiny preemies, it sounds a little macabre.
Reply

Laulau was starred Laulau was unstarred

Ratinski
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
How does being the muse for a champagne work? Do you go to the vineyards and inspire the grapes?
Reply

Ratinski was starred Ratinski was unstarred

Kivrin
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
Hey, ScarJo, I understand the weight loss -- if I were married to a man with a body like this, I'd be losing weight, too. :( Just don't waste away, dearie.
Reply

Kivrin was starred Kivrin was unstarred

laetitiae
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
I'm hoping that the blind item is Mel Gibson. Just b/c I want hot...no *boiling*...water poured on him. (Though perhaps he isn't considered 'mouthy'?)
Reply

laetitiae was starred laetitiae was unstarred

HarpMadness
03/26/09

@laetitiae: That would be sweet! I consider him "mouthy" and by that I mean that when he opens his mouth, I pretty much want to tell him to STFU.
Reply

HarpMadness was starred HarpMadness was unstarred

lilbobbytables
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
Lost's Ian Somerhalder has joined the cast of a new CW show, Vampire Diaries.

Oh, I am SO in.
Reply

lilbobbytables was starred lilbobbytables was unstarred

deitybox
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
I think the 9 to 5 musical should star the original ladies -- Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, and Jane Fonda -- only now they'll be middle-aged women who are newly laid-off and need to go back to whatever shit jobs they can find, and they find that -- surprise -- sexual harassment and the glass ceiling still exists in 2009.
Reply

deitybox was starred deitybox was unstarred

morninggloria
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
Mariah Carey wants a baby and Nadya Suleman just happens to have 8 extras laying around. Once Baby Control seizes the babies from this clear baby mill situation, Mariah should just proceed to her local humane society, fill out the necessary paperwork, and adopt one of these babies. She should make sure to bring proof of address and something to carry the baby home in; driving with a baby running around in your car is unsafe for all parties involved.
Reply

morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred

deitybox
03/26/09

@morninggloria: Nadya Suleman should be on the lookout for a crazed Nicolas Cage with a stocking on his head coming to steal one of her behbehs.
Reply

deitybox was starred deitybox was unstarred

Ratinski
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
I must wonder: how long does a Lost actor keep getting referred to as a Lost actor? I mean, Ian Somerhalder was in season 1. I think he was the first death. That was a LONG time ago.
Reply

Ratinski was starred Ratinski was unstarred

NefariousNewt
03/26/09

In reply to Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
And for the record, I consider any stalker scary.
Reply

NefariousNewt was starred NefariousNewt was unstarred

Earlier threads | All threads | Show hidden threads | Show featured threads only | Start a new discussion

#theno1ladiesdetectiveagency

Jezebel

SUBSCRIBE TO Jezebel

Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker

Madonna Gave It To Justin Timberlake In The Ass

Login

Reset Password

Register

Submit Your Comment