<![CDATA[Jezebel: The New Yorker]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: The New Yorker]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/the new yorker http://jezebel.com/tag/the new yorker <![CDATA[ Election 2008: Where In The World Was Donna Brazile? ]]> Before the election, Democratic strategist and CNN political contributor Donna Brazile spoke, very passionately and eloquently, about her experiences growing up in a segregated South and the race being run by Barack Obama. "I am not going to the back of the bus," she asserted. "My black skin does not make me inferior!" She said of the election, "At a time when we are in crisis, I want the best, I want the brightest, I want someone to take me where we've never been as a country." But for some reason, Donna Brazile was nowhere to be found on CNN during the election coverage last night. Perhaps she was working on this new story for CNN's website? She writes:

This is truly a historic night — a moment many of us prayed for, marched for, organized for and some even died for. This is not the end of a journey, but the turning of a major page in American history. […] Throughout his long journey, Obama built a campaign based on three factors: It was inclusive, engaging and empowering. […] Obama planted seeds of hope. He harvested the votes of those who gave up on politics and now America can celebrate this moment. Anything is possible again in America.

While it would have been amazing to see Ms. Brazile covering election night live on CNN, at least we have her clip from the New Yorker panel earlier in the fall. Our first clip was of poor quality (but still went viral!); here's a much better version:

Commentary: America's Historic New Chapter [CNN]
Earlier: Donna Brazile Is Not Going To The Back Of The Bus

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Jezebel-5077460 Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:20:00 EST Dodai http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5077460&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Entertainment Weekly's new issue features ... ]]> Entertainment Weekly's new issue features Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert parodying the infamous New Yorker Obamas-as-terrorists cover as well as an interview with both of the political talk show hosts. Highlights include Colbert calling the Bush Administration's tenure "a shit burger supreme" and Stewart asking of campaign spending, "'Hey, couldn't you guys tie for $10 million, instead of a trillion?" Aw, but then how would you tell who the bigger shitburger is if they didn't run incessant ads about each other's shitburger-iness for a year? [Entertainment Weekly, New York Magazine]

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Jezebel-5054702 Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:20:00 EDT Megan http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5054702&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Olsen Fashion Aesthetic: Twin-Sets No More? ]]>
  • Rumor has it that the mini moguls' "lifestyle differences" are tearing their fashion collabs asunder. “Ashley really wants to be a respected businesswoman and be taken seriously...MK does too, but she hasn’t been willing to give up her lifestyle and act like an adult for their job.” Result? MK is being "distanced" from the business end. [LA Times]
  • Gossip Girls Blake Lively, Leighton Meester and Michelle Trachtenberg have all "designed" Stuart Weitzman heels for charity. "Blake's candy-themed kicks (no doubt courting comparisons like "sweet" and "confectious") are going for the highest of the three at $300 - Leighton's in the middle and Michelle's on the right." [Fashionista]
  • A petulant Oscar de la Renta is skipping the Metropolitan Opera's opening night for the first time in 20 years. He "was none too happy to learn that Renée Fleming’s onstage frocks for the affair were designed by Karl Lagerfeld, John Galliano and Christian Lacroix." Um, is his ticket going begging? Sounds better than fashion week! [WWD]
  • Markets rebound a tad; retailers still panicky. [WWD]

  • Uh oh. Amidst the recent financial turmoil, Prada has called off its widely-reported plan to go public this year, "making it the global financial turmoil's most high-profile fashion victim." [WSJ, WWD]
  • The "Obama Effect" has done wonders for designer Thakoon, whose rose-colored frock Michelle sported on nom night. "I saw her on TV and I couldn't even look, I was so embarrassed from being excited,'"quoth he. [LA Times]
  • Norwegian designer Peter Dundas joins venerable print-meisters Pucci as creative director. [IHT]
  • Rumor — no, it really might just be a rumor — has it that Marc Jacobs is opening a store in Manhattan's East Village. Which, even if true, doesn't seem like that big a deal. [Fashionista]
  • Thes auction Naomi "Siddhartha" Campbell organized for the White Ribbon Foundation was a big hit. "London’s big spenders outbid each other for looks donated by designers including Alexander McQueen, Zac Posen and Christopher Kane." [WWD]
  • "Last year, Giorgio Armani told Time that PETA had persuaded him to drop fur from his designs, but his fall line includes fur coats for babies, floral-printed fur coats, fur-hemmed skirts and fur-trimmed jackets." PETA's pissed. So now they're going to go back to the always-effective plan A: harassing and heckling! [P6]
  • Gap is opening in Mexico, stealthily: it'll be opening "stores within stores" in an established department store chain. [WSJ]
  • A graphic designer named "Salvor" has teamed up with Rogan to lauch a capsule collection which, one assumes, will have a one-word name. [Fashionista]
  • Fans of both clothes and Sonic Youth — read, anyone — must be thrilled about Kim Gordon's new line, Mirror/Dash. Even if, so far, it's just one jacket. [BlackBook]
  • The New Yorker's panel talk on "The Future of Fashion": snooze or revelation? [Fashionista]
  • "A Japanese designer and furrier, Chie Imai, has called her autumn 2008 collection of fur-trimmed capes and boleros Eco Harmony." The fabric is, indeed, recycled. The fur? The animals in question might take exception to the "harmony." PETA certainly would. [Independent]
  • Sears is introducing these 3-D virtual dressing rooms that will allow you to "try" things on from home. If you thought store mirrors were dishonest...! [Reuters]
  • Betsey Johnson loves being a grandma, fresh fish. [Fashion Informer]
  • Fashion Fringe winner: "Go By A Secret Path, aka designer Eun Jeong Hong, yesterday earned herself a rather nice end of week treat in the shape of £100,000, as well as continuous support from the Fashion Fringe at Covent Garden team to kick start her professional design career." [VogueUK]
  • Abercrombie and Fitch pioneers "scent ambience services" in its stores. Why am I having visions of the poppy field in the Wizard of Oz? [Breitbart]
  • Wyndam Hotel employees will go green whether they like it or not, sporting "uniforms made with polyester fibers spun from plastic beverage bottles." All we can say is, whoever made that virtuous decision better be wearing Coke couture, too. [BrandWeek]
  • A few royals hit Fashion Week, but paps mostly had to settle for Kate Middleton's little sister. [WWD]
  • Pamela Anderson escorted by "a man in a white mask" at Vivienne Westwood show. [ElleUK]

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Jezebel-5052273 Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:30:00 EDT Sadie http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5052273&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ French (Photo Retouchers) Don't Let Famous Women Get Fat ]]> drewvogue050508.jpgRemember the horror of that almost-unrecognizable atrocity at left? Turns out we can blame Pascal Dangin for that. Dangin, you see, is what writer Lauren Collins, in this week's issue of the New Yorker, calls "the premier retoucher of fashion photographs", a onetime hairdresser who so believes in reincarnation (symbolic, not metaphysical) that, when he moved from France to the U.S in 1989, he chose the first very flight out of Charles de Gaulle airport on the very first day of the new year.

Many women are transformed by Dangin's computer stylus, which sits in a basement laboratory at "Box", his four-story, Manhattan Photoshop fortress: In addition to Drew, there is the trophy wife with the "flat" face and "short" legs; the shoulder blade found "in a recent project at W"; the cast of the Sopranos; Prada models; "a famous actress in her late twenties"; a "crunchy"-faced model; "another well known actress"; "an actress with a movie coming out this spring"; Kate Moss; models Liya Kebede and Raquel Zimmerman; Madonna. And then there is model Christy Turlington, who, Collins explains, "needs the least help".

Collins, interestingly (purposefully?) glosses over Dangin's flaws as adeptly as he reshapes a model's nasiolabial folds. Her interview subjects, she explains, liken him to "a translator, an interpreter, a conductor, a ballet dancer articulating choreographed steps". (She compares his work to that of painters Jasper Johns and John Currin; he is, she later explains solemnly, "savantlike".) Collins also seems almost resolutely disinterested in exploring Dangin's role in perpetuating unrealistic standards of beauty and when a photograph ceases to be a photograph and becomes, what Redbook editor Stacy Morrison once said, "an image": most of the critics and/or experts of photo manipulation Collins quotes are all long-dead; the only living people she does quote are all fans of Dangin; and she all but skips over the news that Dangin retouched Dove's "Campaign for Real Beauty" advertisements. And when she finally gets around to asking Dangin about the work he does and how it affects and defines those aforementioned standards of beauty, she follows his explanation — "I'm just giving the supply to the demand" — with a cynical parenthetical announcing, "fashion advertisements are not public-service announcements." (Yeah, tell that to Newsweek's Jessica Bennett, who put up this story on Friday, quoting a NYC stylist as saying "those young kids looking at the magazines, they're dreaming of something that doesn't exist.")

The work Dangin does, has, not surprisingly, made him very rich. (He owns homes in Manhattan, the Hamptons, and St. Bart's; in addition to the cover portrait of Barrymore, Dangin, with the help of favorite Photoshop tools as the smudge brush, the warping tool, and the clone stamp, retouched — or "tweaked" — 107 advertisements and 36 fashion photographs in the March 2008 issue of Vogue alone.) It has also, interestingly, made him somewhat of a god among the egotistical, easily-unimpressed bigwigs in the fashion and photography industries, who defer to his whims without a second thought. His list of clients is both impressive and iconic: Steven Meisel, Patrick Demarchelier; Annie Leibovitz ("Just by the fact that he works with you, you think you're good"); Inez and Vinoodh; Craig McDean, who says he gives Dangin "carte blanche" to basically do whatever he wants. Whether Dangin enjoys all the adulation and deference that comes his way, Collins does not make clear (nor does she explore the fact that from the photographers to the photo retouchers to the art directors, images of women in fashion magazines are manipulated and decided upon by men before they ever appear before a female fashion editor's eyes.) As for the things Dangin doesn't enjoy — on the women whose photographs he alters, that is — they include the following: ropy blue veins; bony temples; fleshy chins; bumps of all sorts; big knees; "slumpy" legs; bad pores. Oh, and of course, fat asses.

Several days later, Demarchelier returned to the studio to continue winnowing images for the show. The conversation turned to which shot to include of another well-known actress.


"I like her in this one, because she looks very natural," Dangin said.

"Yes," Demarchelier agreed. "In that other pose, she looks like an actress."

"But she's also very good here," Dangin said, of a shot that showed her partially nude.

"Yes, she's very beautiful in that position. Do you want to cut it?"

"No, no. I'm going to keep it for the ass," Dangin said.

"Maybe we could redo the ass."

"Yes, the ass is quite heavy."

Pixel Perfect [The New Yorker]

Related: Picture Perfect [Newsweek]

Earlier: Photoshop of Horrors
Vogue Cover Girl Drew Barrymore Has Been Powerfully Photoshopped
Our Fifteenth Minute: That Faith Hill Photo Wasn't Actually A Photo, Redbook Editor Explains

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Jezebel-386922 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:00:00 EDT Anna http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=386922&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Obama: Gotta Get That Dirt Off Your Shoulder ]]> Somebody's got the Jay Z on his iPodAnother week, another Friday Crappy Hour in which the lesser-known Crappyist Megan (of Glamocracy) is forced to beg for someone to write it with her so that she can avoid talking to herself online like she does in real life. Luckily, Spencer Ackerman (of the Washington Independent and the newly-launched Attackerman) is as big an intellectual whore as I ever was despite having never been a lobbyist. We talk about how the New Yorker loves to quote bloggers but never by name, campaign sex, how W. cock-blocked Spencer more-than-just-metaphorically in November 2000 and how the Hamas endorsement of Obama is just part of the vast right-wing conspiracy or something. Guess Obama's got some other dirt to brush off his shoulder.



MEGAN: So, do you love how you're the official go-to CH sub now? We keep thinking we ought to get a girl or something, but you're too easy.
SPENCER: it's true
you just pass me around
MEGAN: Does that make us really intellectually whore-y? Or just you?
SPENCER: wtf? i thought jezebel was against slut-shaming!
i'm gathering up my clothes and running out of this sorority house
my mascara all fucked up
i'm seeking the safe space of feministing
MEGAN:: Hey, you know, we all only fuck with other people about stuff we do ourselves and feel guilty about.
But I want my mascara back, even if it isn't waterproof.
Anyway, so, we could talk about everyone fucking on the campaign trail.
SPENCER: speaking of Feministing, can you believe that the New Yorker quoted a post Ann wrote and changed her name to "One Blogger"?
oh you want to talk to that about the NEWS
MEGAN: Oh, well, you know, it is supposed to sort of be like that. But, yeah, let's shame the New Yorker because that was a shit move.
(Says the girl who got quoted by them but not by name once already.)
SPENCER: yeah, what's next? the New Yorker hiring a snitch bitch as its Washington correspondent?
ok so: that WSJ story
MEGAN: Yeah, I just liked the story because it made us political DC types look like we actually manage to connect with one another on a human/physical level.
SPENCER: you didn't think it was ridiculous? do people not figure out that campaigns are staffed by 20-somethings, who work in a pressure cooker, for months on end, with limited contact with the outside world, and trained to think that anyone they don't work with is the enemy... and that in that environment... PEOPLE HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER
MEGAN: Yeah, I mean, I think you and I know that but most people see Howard Wolfson on TV in that motherfucking Norwegian sweater and think we're all nerdy and never get laid.
SPENCER: this, however, is inappropriate:

Sandra Sobieraj, Washington bureau chief for People magazine, married Frank Westfall, a Secret Service bomb technician who protected the vice president while she was covering the Gore campaign.
oh, so the other reporters aren't GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, Sandra?
MEGAN: I'll be he was totally distracted!
SPENCER: she thought the campaign bus was the bus from Speed and the secret service dude was her Keanu Reeves
MEGAN: Oh, wait, is there a rule about being a reporter? Thou must fucketh other reporters? I thought it was just bloggers who were incestuous.
SPENCER: i don't know if it's a rule
but it is a professional courtesy
speaking of
this story made me think back to MY OWN thwarted experience with campaign sex
wanna hear?
MEGAN: Yes, you've been promising to tell me this story for like 2 weeks and then you don't. Spill, mofo.
SPENCER: so it was election night 2000 and i was in austin, intrepid reporter for the rutgers university student newspaper
MEGAN: Which, your newspaper kicked the Freep's ass, a reference exclusively for SarahMC
SPENCER: the set up was that congress avenue, the main thoroughfare in the city, was cordoned off so that the hundreds of press people could set up in a giant circus tent-turned-filing station
MEGAN: Oh, fun, like you guys were the freak show. Oh, um, never mind. Like you weren't the freak show.
SPENCER: really a great carnival: i was 20 yrs old, so mark mazzetti — then a cub reporter for the economist, now the NYT's inteligence correspondent — bought me my beer; i met willie nelson back when he was a bush supporter —
and then i start talking to this sweetheart doe-eyed strawberry blonde who says she's from the daily oklahoman
has this heart-melting accent
there's some giggling
MEGAN: Have a thing for the red-heads and strawberry blondes, do we?
Oh, God, Spencer, giggling?
Really?
SPENCER: some hairtossing, some smiling
have to understand, i'm a new york jew who hadn't traveled as of this point in my life
and she was like, 'you're so odd and exotic, i love your jewwy ways!'
MEGAN: Girls like that exist. Women is taking it too far.
SPENCER: so anyway it's 2 am and we don't know who's president
but i keep running back into the tent like a pro to write some plug-in grafs, thereby allowing me to cobble the story together in a hurry once we have some certainty, so i can attend to this okie chick
she is like, 'it's cold out here' when we're waiting for a bush video conference
fox calls florida for bush, there's yelling
i rush inside to get her jacket for her
come up behind her, put the jacket over her shoulders
MEGAN: Is that code for "trying to get into her pants?"
SPENCER: she says 'ee-yooo are suhhhhch a DOLL...'
and i'm like, this shit is HAPPENING
then THREE HOURS PASS and we dont have a president
the Casey brother who ran Gore's campaign says it's not over, it starts raining, i file my story at like 5 45
MEGAN: Aw, and she probably got sleepy.
SPENCER: so the moral of the story: lots of reporters hate bush because he sank our nation into new depths of depravity, venality, corruption, danger and disaster
I HATE HIM BECAUSE HE COCK-BLOCKED ME
and the okie girl probably ended up fucking some secret service guy
MEGAN: Dude, that is harsh. When else are you going to get to fuck a cute strawberry blonde with a bit of a drawl?
Well, ok, now we could also talk about Hamas endorsing Obama, what wiht you being all full of national security expertise goodness...
SPENCER: i am now convinced hamas is a tool of the GOP
look, this follows the strategy that bin laden demonstrated in 2004
you want the US to descend into right-wing insanity, because then it'll counterproductively lash out and kill muslims, thereby radicalizing millions more to your side
MEGAN: Also, it's probably good for fundraising.
SPENCER: so you go out and (in UBL's case) denounce bush the weekend before the election or (in Hamas's case) praise the Democrat
MEGAN: Like Hillary being the nominee is for the GOP
SPENCER: hahahahaha exactly!
and then the country figures that if the muslim is pro-obama (probama?) we'd better vote for mccain
so ask yourself: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE A TOOL OF THE HOMICIDE BOMBERS?
MEGAN: Well, Obama is a Muslim, right? His middle name's Hussein, right?
SPENCER: really? i hadn't heard
MEGAN: I mean, this is what Fox News keeps telling me OVER and OVER again, and they're Fair & Balanced.
SPENCER: well
bill o'reilly does enjoy his falafel
MEGAN: Ew, gross. Now I have to go wash my brain with bleach thinking about that again.

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Jezebel-381392 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:00:00 EDT mcarpentier http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=381392&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Death & Cellulite ]]> deathandcellulite031008.jpgWhen it comes to best-selling covers, the weeklies win with fatalities and flesh, reports the New York Post. Aside from special issues, like "Sexiest Man Alive," People magazine's best-selling issue in 2007 dealt with the apparent suicide attempt of Owen Wilson. So far, their best selling issue of 2008 was the memoriam to Heath Ledger. Star's best-seller? "Best and Worst Beach Bodies." (Meanwhile, over at Us, editor Janice Min is "breaking news" with revelations about Hilary Clinton's wardrobe and Barack Obama's love of hot sauce, The New Yorker points out.) What does it mean that the American public craves information about corpses and corpulence? [New York Post, The New Yorker]

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Jezebel-365820 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:45:00 EDT Dodai http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=365820&view=rss&microfeed=true