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This Week In Tabloids: Ben May Have Knocked That Nanny Up

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we get a job taking care of an A-list couple’s kids, fall in love with one of the parents, get fired, buy a new wardrobe, spend one to two months calling the paparazzi and informing them of our every move until the public suddenly decides we’re no longer interesting, and then accept a… » 8/05/15 1:55pm 8/05/15 1:55pm

The Nanny IS In Love With Ben, Says the Nanny's Friend

Yesterday I reported that Ben Affleck was dating his former nanny, Christine Ouzounian. Later, Madeleine Davies, my nemesis, shared a statement from Affleck in which he denied the allegations. Well I just want to let Maddie and the rest of you know that the NANNY’S (ALLEGED) FRIEND has SOMETHING TO SAY: » 7/30/15 9:15am 7/30/15 9:15am

Is Ben Affleck Dating the Nanny?

She was looking for some work—she didn’t want a fling—when she got a nanny job with Ben and Jen this spring. What was she to do, what was she to say, she needed the money. But over the next few months her bosses went to war—she was there to watch the children, but their father saw more. She had youth! Jen went poof!… » 7/29/15 9:40am 7/29/15 9:40am