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pax
05/07/09

In reply to Spellbound!
Good for her! I was part of the spelling bee madness for a while this year because I had a student who made it into the NYC citywide bee. It's really an interesting culture.

You rock, Yulkendy! (Some Dominican girls have really interesting names.)
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FourInchHeels
05/07/09

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Seriously. Where else can you win a prize for being able to spell in your own language?

Think about that for a while.
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HuckleberryFriend
05/07/09

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That's amazing. English is my first language and there's still words I have to look up all the time. AND I'm an editor. You go girl!
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
05/07/09

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May I have the origin of "fabulosity", please?
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morninggloria
05/07/09

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I'm tired of immigrants moving to this country and think that they can just take the jobs and spelling bees of Americans who did not actually work as hard as they did at spelling!
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gumbytime
05/07/09

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i got tripped up on the first round of spelling bees with the word 'calendar'. win it for me Yulkendy!
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JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
05/07/09

@gumbytime: "Business" and "neighbor" always fucked me up. WHY?!
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save jinger
05/07/09

@gumbytime: In fourth grade, I got out on "equidistant." I still think of that every time I hear that word.
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tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
05/07/09

In reply to Spellbound!
Gold Star. I would give you the Clive Owen Gold Star but seeing as you're 14...
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so5minutesago
05/07/09

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How do you spell "impressive"?
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Ailatan
05/07/09

@so5minutesago: Y-U-L-K-E-N-D-Y V-A-L-D-E-Z!
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Samanthrax
05/07/09

@so5minutesago: i-m-p-r-e-s-s-i-v-e. Impressive.
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save jinger
05/07/09

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Awesome. A-W-E-S-O-M-E. Awesome.
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Flackette Goes Retro
04/08/09

In reply to 10 Things We Wish Guys Knew We Know
An ex once contacted me about a year after he totally flaked out on me. All I had to ask him was "How's your dog? I like her."
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mariamariamaria
04/08/09

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"10.) We know that you can sometimes smell our periods when we haven't showered. We wish we knew what to tell you about that, other than: "breathe through your mouth""

OY! That just put me off my lasagna.
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boxspelunker
04/07/09

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I POOP.

My current dating person is not into poop humor. Like, at all. He doesn't laugh at poop jokes from anyone. Which is kinda sad to me, because all manners of poop are just hysterical.

But he's not so fucking stupid that he pretends like I don't poop. I mean, we all know everyone else poops.

ZOMG WIMMENS THEY CANNOT DO ANYTHING THAT IS NOT HOT IT IS UNSETTLING TO MEEEE
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whats_in_a_name
04/07/09

@boxspelunker: So it sounds like he's a fan of the book "Nobody poops but you, and that's pure concentrated evil coming out of you"
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whats_in_a_name
04/07/09

@whats_in_a_name: Ok, never mind, I'll read the entire comment first next time.
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boxspelunker
04/08/09

@whats_in_a_name: I laughed so hard at that joke on Family Guy. I would like to read it, actually :D
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IvyLeagueMetalhead
04/07/09

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Ooh, how about what we're glad men *don't* know?

I'll start:

That I'll happily watch that awful, bloody mixed martial arts crap on Spike TV you love so much because I lurve me some tattooed, muscle-dude eye candy... But I'll still wrangle the laptop away from you when it's on because that's "your" show, so me getting the computer is only fair.
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Scoithniamh
04/07/09

@IvyLeagueMetalhead: Oh, my gentleman friend and I have that as a well-settled rule: if it's your show, the computer is mine, and vice versa. No monopolizing both.

Then again, when we both have computers, we have to determine who is actually doing work and who is only dicking around, and the nuances come in, and it's all very complicated.
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whats_in_a_name
04/07/09

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Here, let me give it a try:

10 things real men (not cosmo stereotypes) wish you knew:

1)We are all individuals, and if there is something that we feel you should know about us personally we'll tell you, it's call communication, we hope you'll do the same.

2) See number 1

3) See number 1

4) See number 1

5) See number 1

6) See number 1

7) See number 1

8) See number 1

9) See number 1

10) See number 1
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boxspelunker
04/07/09

@whats_in_a_name: COTD, as far as I am concerned.

What a simple, yet apparently difficult-to-grasp concept.
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rocknrollunicorn
04/07/09

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I may be a total cynic but I don't even think men hate obvious makeup all the time. Usually you get the "you look so pretty without all that makeup" pretty early in a relationship and I generally see it as a control mechanism. Like if they can get me to stop looking at it, guys will stop looking at me.

Then again, you can pry my kohl eyeliner from my cold dead hands, so good luck to any and all future suitors who dislike the stuff.
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rocknrollunicorn
04/07/09

@rocknrollunicorn: get me to stop looking at it = get me to stop using it. I need to quit comments today.
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Callipegian
04/07/09

@rocknrollunicorn: No worries! You make complete sex.
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rocknrollunicorn
04/07/09

@Callipegian: Ha. omg I need a nap. Oh and I think everyone knows what else I need.
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procrastinating...
04/07/09

@rocknrollunicorn: I agree 100%!!! It's usually the jealous types who say that. AND you seemed to be fine with the make up I wear when you hit on me!
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Tart of Darkness
04/07/09

@procrastinating...: Not to mention the skirt and heels.
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