<![CDATA[Jezebel: the little mermaid]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: the little mermaid]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/thelittlemermaid http://jezebel.com/tag/thelittlemermaid <![CDATA[Meet Ponyo, Hayao Miyazaki's Latest Girl-Friendly Film]]> Yesterday Disney released the trailer for the English-language version of Ponyo, which opens on August 14. It's loosely based on The Little Mermaid, but like Hayao Miyazaki's other heroines, Ponyo is no Disney princess.

The film, which was written and directed by Hayao Miyazaki, was released last summer in Japan as Gake No Ue No Ponyo (Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea) and earned $165 million, making it Japan's highest grossing film of 2008, according to Jim Hill Media. Miyazaki is best known in the United States for his films Princess Mononoke and Spirited Away, which won the Academy Award for Best Animated Feature Film in 2003. Ponyo has already won the Japanese Academy's award for Best Animation Film and Best Score.

The English-language version of the film will open this summer on 800 screens in the U.S., making it the biggest opening for a Miyazaki film in North America. Though in the past the director's films have received critical acclaim but not huge numbers at the box office, Disney has put a considerable amount of effort into making Ponyo a hit in America. The English-language vocal cast includes Cate Blanchett, Matt Damon, Tina Fey, Liam Neeson, and Betty White, and to lure in American children Noah Cyrus (Miley's younger sister) and Frankie Jonas (the Jonas Brothers' younger brother), were hired to voice the two main characters. Plus, though Myazaki rarely does press, he is scheduled to do several interviews in the U.S. next month.

Ponyo tells the story of a baby goldfish who wants to be a human girl. According to Time she runs away from her home in the sea by hanging on to a jellyfish and gets caught in a glass bottle. A five-year-old boy named Sosuke finds her on the shore and frees her, but cuts himself on the glass. Ponyo uses her magical powers to heal him, but when she tastes his blood she starts becoming human. She and Sosuke become friends and she goes to live with him, but this upsets the balance in nature and her father, the king of the sea, tries to bring her back home.

The plot is loosely based on The Little Mermaid, but Ponyo looks nothing like the Disney version. Most of Miyazaki's films feature female protagonists, but romance is usually not the main focus in his films. In her essay on the director's heroines, Freda Freiberg writes that they are:

"endowed with the characteristics of the conventional masculine hero: they are active, assertive, adventurous and courageous. Some... are crusading heroines, fighting the evils of environmental destruction, capitalism and militarism, supporting the victims of aggression and confronting the perpetrators."

Miyazaki once said in an interview that while his films are known for featuring strong female characters,

I don't logically plan it that way. When we compare a man in action and a girl in action, I feel girls are more gallant. If a boy is walking with a long stride, I don't think anything particular, but if a girl is walking gallantly, I feel "that's cool." Maybe that's because I'm a man, and women may think it's cool when they see a young man striding. At first, I thought "this is no longer the era of men..." But after ten years, I grew tired of saying that. I just say "cause I like women." That has more reality.

Ponyo is geared toward a younger audience than many of Miyazaki's previous films, and according to a The Japan Times review and a The London Times review, the relationship that develops between Ponyo and Sosuke is more of a sibling relationship than the love story of Ariel and Eric that fuels Disney's The Little Mermaid. Rather than romance, the film deals with the relationship between parents and children, such as between Sosuke and his essentially-single mother and Ponyo's sea-goddess mother.

While American Miyazaki fans are already eagerly awaiting the film's release, hopefully this summer more kids will get to see an animated film that doesn't follow the typical formula.

Below, check out the trailer for the English-language version of Ponyo:



Tickets for Lasseter / Miyazaki Event Go On Sale Today [Jim Hill Media]
Ponyo: More Ani-Magic From Miyazaki [Time]
Miyazaki's Heroines [Senses Of Cinema]
Why Heroines In Miyazaki Works [The Hayao Miyazaki Web]
It's Kids' Play For Anime King [The Japan Times]
Ponyo On The Cliff By The Sea [The London Times]

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<![CDATA[Part Of Our World]]> "You want thingamabobs? She's got 20." And by "thingamabob," we mean years. And by "she" we obviously mean Ariel of Disney'sThe Little Mermaid. Mazel tov! [LAT]

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<![CDATA[Naomi Watts Wants To Be Part Of Your World]]>

[West Hollywood, February 22. Image via Getty.]

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<![CDATA[Disney Flower Girl Dresses: For Little Girls Who Still Believe In Fairy Princesses]]> The reign of terror of Disney Bridal continues! And while this is the second season the line has presented looks for brides and their maids, this is the first time they've offered up looks for flower girls, too. We say if you want your flower girl to look like a Disney princess, just go to your favorite local party store right after Halloween and pick up some costumes on clearance. But that's just us. Fairy princess looks for a demographic that still believes in fairy princesses, after the jump.







Ariel:
disneyfgsariel.gifVerdict: If you can't have fins, there's always tiers?


Belle:
disneyfgsbelle.gifVerdict: The website says that the flower detailing at the waist is in reference to Belle's "generous spirit." We still don't get it.


Cinderella:
disneyfgscinderella.gifVerdict: Cinderella. Full skirts. We get it.


Jasmine:
disneyfgsjasmine.gifVerdict: What would Edward Said say about the Jasmine looks having "unique" necklines? Probably that same ol' thing about the romanticization of the Other for consumption by the West.


Sleeping Beauty:
disneyfgssleepingbeauty.gifVerdict: Apparently Sleeping Beauty likes bows.


Snow White:
disneyfgssnowwhite.gifVerdict: If you're gonna be in a glass coffin, you might as well accessorize with some tulle and ruching.

Earlier: Disney Bridal: For The Fairy Princess In None Of Us
Disney Bridesmaids Dresses: For The Fairy Princess In None Of Your Friends

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<![CDATA[Disney Bridesmaid Dresses: For The Fairy Princess In None Of Your Friends]]> Remember the Disney Bridal collection from yesterday? Guess what: It's not just for brides! Yup: the soon-to-be betrothed can include their bridesmaids in their princess-themed nuptials. Just like the wedding dresses, the bridesmaids collection is "inspired" by Belle, Ariel, Jasmine, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella and Snow White and each includes three styles of bridesmaids gowns. Fortunately, we find them to be a little more like their princess namesakes than the wedding dresses were. The Disney Bridal Fall 2008 bridesmaid collection, after the jump.

Ariel: disneybmsariel.gifVerdict: Wow. They're all sea-colored. Deep.

Belle: disneybmsbelle.gifVerdict: At least one is yellow like the dress Belle danced with the Beast in.

Cinderella: disneybmscinderella.gifVerdict: Perfect for wicked stepsisters.

Jasmine: disneybmsjasmine.gifVerdict: Just me, or does this model sorta look like Atoosa Rubenstein?

Sleeping Beauty: disneybmssleepingbeauty.gifVerdict: But no way in hell would the 'Toos wear one of these short flouncy things. Maybe the long black one though? She does have a goth side.

Snow White: disneybmssnowwhite.gifVerdict: Oh now I remember: Hair as black as coal, lips as red as cherries, skin as white as snow.

Earlier: Disney Bridal: For The Fairy Princess In None Of Us

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<![CDATA[Disney Bridal: For The Fairy Princess In None Of Us]]> Have you heard? Disney, the very same company that has been selling young girls the myth that if we sit around on your asses long enough, a prince will come and whisk you us off our feet, is now selling young women wedding dresses inspired by the various Disney princesses: Ariel from The Little Mermaid, Belle from Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, and Jasmine from Aladdin. The new Disney Bridal collection, now in its second season, rehashes the worst bridal design stereotypes and repackages them into looks that resemble those in the Disney movies we saw as kids... if we squint our eyes real hard, that is. After the jump, behold the latest collection by Disney Bridal designer Kirstie Kelly for grown women who want to dress like animated drawings.





disneybridalariel.gifVerdict: Mermaid tails. How, um, literal.


disneybridalbelle.gifVerdict: Has Kirstie Kelly woman ever seen Beauty and the Beast? No bookish geek girl worth her library would be seen within spitting distance of this much tulle underlay.


disneybridalcinderella.gifVerdict: Oh come on: Would it have killed her to do at least one of those in that Cinderella blue? Think outside the box, ladies. And by that we mean, translate your cartoon idols as literally as possible.


disneybridaljasmine.gifVerdict: Because in Arabia, they accentuate their hips?


disneybridalsleepingbeauty.gifVerdict: Notice how all these styles have sleeves of some sorts. After all that time sleeping, we guess Beauty wasn't afraid to play it coy at the altar.


disneybridalsnowwhite.gifVerdict: Is it weird that the oldest cartoon yielded one of the more modern looking dresses? I mean, at least that middle one isn't a princess dress.

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<![CDATA[Marriage Is Not A Fairy Tale]]> First they branded our produce, now the evil Disney overlords are coming to brand our lifestyles. According to an article in the new issue of Newsweek, adult women are a big part of Disney's $4 billion "Princess" industry of apparel, which already includes tiaras, jewelry, princess-inspired gowns, and forthcoming princess sleepwear and household furnishings. Take Lindsay Timberman. The 29-year-old is planning Belle from Beauty and the Beast-inspired nuptials, replete with the film's signature bloom, a "buttercup yellow" gown mimicking Belle's dress, and she's even looking for glass slippers. Disney's dresses run for $1,100; according to Disney apparel designer Jim Calhoun, the gowns are "designed to appeal to the working- and middle-class woman interested in 'trading up.'" Says Timberman: "Our first trip to Disney World, I was having my picture taken with Cinderella. She asked me if I had a prince with me, and I said, 'I do!'"

I'm guessing this marriage lasts 18 months, tops, because real relationships outside of retardo fantasy world aren't about glass slippers and shit. They're about mortgages and mewling babies and peeing with the door open. (Even Teri Hatcher knows to leave Disney fantasies behind: "You're responsible for what you bring to a relationship, so I think the idea of Prince Charming is someone who can take care of everything, and I don't think that's it," she recently said.)

In addition to credit card-wielding adults — yup, there's also an Ariel Visa card! — Disney is hoping women will pass on their fairy-tale tastes to their infant daughters, with diaper-changing mats and cribs festooned with Belle and her bitches coming out next year. And although the childhood love of princesses doesn't seem so bad, isn't wasting your grown-up purchasing power to indulge an antiquated dreamworld pretty pathetic?

Princess Power [Newsweek]
Disney Reaches to the Crib To Extend Princess Magic [Wall Street Journal]
Related: Teri Hatcher: 'I Don't Believe in Prince Charming' [Extra]

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