Kaiser Karl's Kraziest Kuotes

Chanel's creative director says the darndest things. Whether it's picking fights with "heavy" Heidi Klum, or calling Yves Saint Laurent "very middle-of-the-road French, very pied-noir, very provincial," or dissing "fat mothers with their bags of chips," Lagerfeld's krazy goes deep. » 10/13/09 4:20pm 10/13/09 4:20pm

Lagerfelt

Hot on the heels of the sinister Karl Lagerfeld teddy bear » 11/24/08 6:45pm 11/24/08 6:45pm comes a sinister . The Kaiser, who recently became a in the Larousse and designed an official piece of , isn't exactly who we would have chosen to act out our childhood fantasies, but we guess if you want to scare your other dolls out of eating or being…