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    Brad Pitt Talks (Dog) Crap About His Kids On Oprah
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    Image of Tara Incognita Tara Incognita
    11/19/08

    In reply to Brad Pitt Talks (Dog) Crap About His Kids On Oprah
    I felt embarrassed when all the Skype people were like, "Hellloooo, Brad! Hellloooo, Oprah!" and then would later remember Cate is sitting right there, too.
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    11/19/08

    In reply to Brad Pitt Talks (Dog) Crap About His Kids On Oprah
    Um, can we please talk about Cate's choice of "favorite food"? MUESLI? A BOWL OF RICE? Are you kidding, lady?
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    Image of Tara Incognita Tara Incognita
    11/19/08

    @Red Parchment: FOR REAL. I am not the sort of person to call people out on disordered eating when I don't know them, but I think her sniffer's broken or something. Because that is the only way I will believe that RICE and MUESLI are an attractive last-meal option: she must have no sense of smell.
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    Image of leesie leesie
    11/19/08

    In reply to Brad Pitt Talks (Dog) Crap About His Kids On Oprah
    He and George have matching 'staches! What's that about?
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    Image of Tara Incognita Tara Incognita
    11/19/08

    @leesie: Porn. It's about porn.
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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    11/19/08

    In reply to Brad Pitt Talks (Dog) Crap About His Kids On Oprah
    Cute kids, blah blah blah. I hate your moustache.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/19/08

    In reply to Brad Pitt Talks (Dog) Crap About His Kids On Oprah
    I may have to call my kid Z.Z. even though I'm planning to name her Violet (if it is a her).
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    Image of Tara Incognita Tara Incognita
    11/19/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god.prepares.to.welcome.her.new.ovumlord: That is so sweet. Please, please tell me you will do some violet hues in her room. (I say this as the mother of a boy, who drools over all the spendy kids' nursery catalogues when I get to the girls's section.)
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    Image of AllieCaulfield AllieCaulfield
    11/19/08

    In reply to Brad Pitt Talks (Dog) Crap About His Kids On Oprah
    Brad seemed off or something...not sad but close. Oprah's interviews are practically weightless.
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    Image of Tara Incognita Tara Incognita
    11/19/08

    @AllieCaulfield: My husband came home early from work and walked through the room and was all, "What's up with Brad?" For him to even notice means you're onto something.
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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    11/19/08

    In reply to Brad Pitt Talks (Dog) Crap About His Kids On Oprah
    I liked how they conveniently skipped over 'Meet Joe Black" in that Pitt retrospective.
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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    11/19/08

    @ceejeemcbeegee: I think that was the most boring movie I have ever seen. I wanted to hurt myself just to have something to do.
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    Image of Tara Incognita Tara Incognita
    11/19/08

    @ceejeemcbeegee: @Cerridwen: And wasn't Claire Forlani supposed to be the Next Big Thing?
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    Image of RedVelvetCake RedVelvetCake
    11/19/08

    In reply to Brad Pitt Talks (Dog) Crap About His Kids On Oprah
    Oh, yuck. Why do parents think that everyone else in the world is fascinated with their stupid and gross stories? I don't really care what someone else's kids are doing. It's not that interesting to me.
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    Image of MadFab MadFab
    11/19/08

    @RedVelvetCake: Because most parents love to hear how awful other people's children can be. It makes us feel better about what our own hooligans get up to.
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    Image of Tara Incognita Tara Incognita
    11/19/08

    @RedVelvetCake: I read what you said and it sounded harsh at first, but I was thinking the same thing. Everyone around me knows I have a toddler. They don't give a rat's patootie what he was up to at breakfast. I save the stories for the hubs.
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    Image of OMG_WTF OMG_WTF
    11/19/08

    In reply to Brad Pitt Talks (Dog) Crap About His Kids On Oprah
    "Is that chocolate or poop? Chocolate or poop?!!"
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    Image of Atomic Monkey Mouse Atomic Monkey Mouse
    11/19/08

    @OMG_WTF: LOVED that.
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    Image of Tara Incognita Tara Incognita
    11/19/08

    @AtomicMonkeyMouse: My husband and I say that constantly. (We have a toddler. It fits.)
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    Image of ronniedobbs ronniedobbs
    11/19/08

    In reply to Brad Pitt Talks (Dog) Crap About His Kids On Oprah
    How awkward was that Skype question about Brad's tattoos? I almost turned off the tevee it was so awkward for everyone -- the lady kept insisting she knew where all his tats were and wanted to know what they meant, Brad was visibly uncomfortable and tried to change the subject, and Oprah was like, "WHAT are you talking about? No, ask the question again because I want to know if you know him from back in the day or something..."


    I'm getting all flushed just reliving it.

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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    11/19/08

    @ronniedobbs: I think Oprah's skype obsesion this season is awkward in general. If I wanted to hear Mary the neighbour lady talk about how HER family prepares for thanksgiving, or what she thinks about "the pregnant man" or whatever the topic of the day is.. I'll go to my neighbours house and ask! I don't watch oprah to hear from regular people in their kitchens! Stop making me Oprah!


    That is all

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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    11/19/08

    In reply to Brad Pitt Talks (Dog) Crap About His Kids On Oprah
    Oh my GOD. Why am I so excited when Brad and Angie talk about their kids/their relationship? I know it's so sick, my fascination for these stranger's lives but I can't help it! His little moment of remembering the Z thing, really sweet. I'm glad he got what he really wanted with Angie. Everyone deserves their bliss.
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    Image of Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
    11/19/08

    In reply to Brad Pitt Talks (Dog) Crap About His Kids On Oprah
    Awww look. Brad's sporting a tickler. Strangely digging it. If he was rocking the chin-strap beard he'd be McSteamy's McCousin (and that's the last time I'll Mc-anything).


    Regarding the movie, agree w/ Tracie, this has looked awesome for a while. Like Dorian Gray meets Forrest Gump or something. Color me intrigued.

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    Image of LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
    11/19/08

    In reply to Brad Pitt Talks (Dog) Crap About His Kids On Oprah
    I've watched this multiple times now and it's not getting any less cute. Can anyone make the ZeeZee story into a ringtone for me?
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    11/19/08

    In reply to Brad Pitt Talks (Dog) Crap About His Kids On Oprah
    This is CRAZY. This is on my TV as we speak! I want Jez's future gadget stuff.
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    11/19/08

    In reply to Brad Pitt Talks (Dog) Crap About His Kids On Oprah
    Dude, never smell a kid's hand. I learned that from babysitting.
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    Image of LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
    11/19/08

    @The HZA.: In fact, I'll take that one step further- never smell anything a child offers you. It's a recipe for disaster.
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    Image of AtomicBellyButton AtomicBellyButton
    11/19/08

    @The HZA.: Awww, I love to sniff my kiddo's little hands. They always smell of cookies and juice, even if he hasn't had either for days. To be fair though, I probably wouldn't sniff the hands of a kid who didn't belong to me.
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    11/19/08

    @AtomicBellyButton: Ok, I can allow that. If you know what the kid was up to. If they disappeared for a bit, I do not advise sniffing their hands. Hahah.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    11/19/08

    @The HZA.: And never immediately hold your hand out when they say, "Here, mom." It's always a bug, a booger or chewed up food. Always be prepared with a tissue.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/19/08

    @The HZA.: My flatmate still tries it on; every time she says "hey Jen, smell this!", I know to refuse politely, but very firmly.
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