<![CDATA[Jezebel: the internets]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: the internets]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/theinternets http://jezebel.com/tag/theinternets <![CDATA["I Have Been Wearing This Shirt For About 15 Weeks And I Have Not Needed To Wash It!"]]> Product reviews for this kitsch shirt are now an Internet Thing. Writes one reviewer, "You don't put this shirt on your torso you put it on your soul." In Amazon's also-viewed autosuggestion box: Joe The Plumber: Fighting For The American Dream. (Just don't spill Tuscan Whole Milk on either.) [BBC]

T-Shirt Maker The Mountain's Response [Amazon.com]
Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, Available In Various Sizes [Amazon.com]
Uranium Ore [Amazon.com]
Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz [Amazon.com]
How To Live With A Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, And Wisdom For Men Who Have Too Much [Amazon.com]

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<![CDATA[Blog-Her]]> According to a new study, women are increasingly turning to blogs and other forms of online social networking to act as their primary source of information. We are not particularly surprised. [MediaPost]

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<![CDATA[Not In Front Of Barack!]]> You know that meme about how every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten? Well, it's not true. Unfortunately, it does make Barack Obama kind of uncomfortable. Kindly consult this website. [What Would You Do...]

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<![CDATA[Pro-Ana 2.0]]> According to a report released by Optent, an IT security and filter company, the number of pro-ana and pro-bulimia websites increased by 470% between 2006 and 2007. The report, which sampled about 3 million random websites, also found that violent content increased by 125%, racist websites increased by 70%, and child pornography websites increased by 18%. The increase in this type of content could be related to the 455% increase in "personal websites" (20,889 in 2007 vs. 3,763 in 2006) recorded in the report, on which a lot of pro-ana material appears. [Optenet]

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<![CDATA[ An "internet researcher" has discovered...]]> An "internet researcher" has discovered that porn's internet reign is over: "Young users spend so much time on social networks that they don't have time to look at adult sites." Whereas XXX stuff was previous the top net activity, porn surfing has dropped to only about 10 percent of searches; MySpace and Facebook now occupy the top slots. "As social-networking traffic has increased, visits to porn sites have decreased,'" said the researcher, adding that 18- to 24-year-olds particularly are searching less for porn." Of course, no allowance is made for the fact that these kids probably don't need to look at porn because of MySpace, but...hey, semantics! [New York Post]

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<![CDATA[Ask The Internet? Um, No Thanks.]]> Yesterday, in her Erma Bombeck-meets-"Circuits" New York Times column "Cyberfamilias," Michelle Slatalla takes on the not-so-thorny issue of internet advice sites. Quoth she: "the Internet has evolved into an avuncular, all-knowing presence that offers soothing suggestions from everyone in the world on how to fix anything." So popular an oracle is the internet — or the millions of random know-it-alls who provide answers on these sites — that "comScore Inc., which measures Internet traffic, that the number of visitors at Help.com has increased by 73 percent in the last year, jumping to 316,000 last month, up from 183,000 in July 2007. Or that Yahoo Answers, the category leader, had 34.6 million visitors last month."

Sites like Askville, Wiki.Answers, Funadvice and many others do indeed play host to a multitude of queries on anything from emotional problems to pet care to home repair -all, of course, best answered by strangers without technical expertise. Slatalla emphasizes the importance of weeding through the morass of information: “If somebody posts something that’s wrong, sooner or later someone else will write ‘That’s wrong and here’s the right answer,’ ” she said. “It’s a self-policing community.” So, how come some of us never use them?

Here are the latest questions on Yahoo Anwers: "Need help in anatomy plz ?" ,"What should i name my crested gecko breeding company and i need some names for the babies?", "What is a good new school mascot idea?" "Any Vodafone users in India??? plz help me?"

So, yeah, obviously people use these sites. But, like, is this their main resource? Are they just checking these sites as a kind of additional "ask the crowd" consensus? And what is this a substitute for? The library? Or, in the case of the more personal questions — are these sites taking the place of human interaction or serving as a source of connection for people who otherwise would have none? All of the above, probably. And even for those of us who read these sites more out of idle curiosity than for information, it's probably a comfort we're not even aware of to know that answers are literally at our fingertips. And maybe the accuracy of the answers isn't even the point; I remember in a very low moment searching "cures for heartbreak" and although the answers were trite and not terribly helpful, it was somehow comforting to see how many others had searched the same thing, and kind of heartwarming that people had cared enough to share the strategies they'd found helpful.

But as to "the internet" as a personality? Far from some kind of all-knowing presence, most of us see the Internet as that windbag crackpot everybody knows with theories on everything. It's useful, obviously, as a compendium of information — having all the journals and recipes and actual experts' advice in one place. And maybe that's a fundamental divide: those of us who see the internet primarily as a technological resource, and those who see it as something more living, warmer, and personal — even if we aren't conscious of these attitudes. Do you go to an "answers" source with a question and get a flawed, human perspective, or hit the search engines for a compendium of more official information? If I wanted to be cute, I'd pose this question to a bunch of the info sites and see what people said. But 'consensus philosophy' seems like a good place for the buck to stop.

Dear Stranger: It’s 4 a.m. Help! [NYT]

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<![CDATA[Back To The Future: Women Will Shop Online But Still Have Sugar Daddies]]>
The clip above is a PSA from 1967 about the role computers and the internet would one day play in our lives. Although it's crazy how accurate the film's producers were on the whole online shopping thing, it's funny (or sad?) that, while they were able to envision a future with marked technological progress, gender roles remained the same. Bitch pays her own billz now!

http://gigglesugar.com/615218">Shop Like It's 1999[GiggleSugar]

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