Rachel and Joanna are two girls from Orlando who want to work in fashion. They come to New York — the city where dreams are made! — to Run This Town and Learn Life's Hard Lessons. This is their story.

• Is Kristen Stewart gay?

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, we meet Snooki's parents, see Ramona Singer's booger, and hear Bret Michaels fart.

• Jennifer Lopez's 15 perfumes have sold more than $1 billion at retail. She's launching a 16th, Love and Glamour, this fall. "I drive [fragrance company Coty] a little bit crazy," she says. "Because it's always not signature enough." [WWD]

Heidi Montag has confirmed she's left her husband and already posed for "I'm sad" photos. Absent from recent episodes of The Hills— and reportedly not returning—is their split a PR stunt to promote her new reality show?

• After roughly a year and a half of marriage, Heidi Montag has reportedly kicked Spencer Pratt (and, presumably, his crystals) to the curb:

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Tyra interviews a man who breastfeeds, "period" gets bleeped from TV, and Spencer Pratt is the definition of a nightmare in-law.

• Betty White has some rules about appearing on Saturday Night Live on May 8:

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Since People has the biggest scoop of the week, with Sandra Bullock's secret baby, the other tabloids have to make do with before-and-after shots of noses and boobs. And they do!

On last night's premiere of what will be the show's final season, Heidi's mother cried when she saw what her daughter did to her face. Meanwhile, Kristin partied her face off in Miami during Super Bowl weekend, alarming the others.

• Wally Sychak, the father of Bret Michaels, says his son is "doing good" and is speaking after being rushed to the ICU with a massive brain hemorrhage last night:

The trailer for The Hills' sixth and final season claims that "nothing stays the same forever." We're thinking it's a reference to Heidi's face, whose drastic change seems to be a major plot point for the show.

• The upcoming season of The Hills — season 7 — will be the last.

[Beverly Hills, March 18. Image via x17.]

[Los Angeles, January 13. Image via WENN]

• Simon Cowell confirmed today that he's leaving American Idol at the end of this season. He'll be launching the U.S. version of The X Factor and sources say he's convinced a familiar face to join him on the judges' panel.

• Taylor Swift received eight Grammy nominations. "I started freaking out and jumping up and down," she claims. On winning one, she says: