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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    11:47 AM

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment
    OK, I am pitching a TV show right now.
    "I'm Spencer's Sperm Cell's Get Me Out of Him!"
    We get together the whole cast--Janice, Mrs. Blago, that Baldwin brother that noone likes, and the rest, and let them perform challenges to earn the right to snip Spencer with the tool of his choice.
    I have $50 on Spencer's sister to win. She had to deal with him for years, and only she can fully understand the monsters he can sire. #thehillsvasectomy
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    11:41 AM

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment
    Argh! I really want to be sterilized. I am finally, after three years, going to get an appointment to try to talk to a surgeon. I've jumped through all the requisite hoops, I know my shit inside and out, and I know what I'm doing.

    This assclown can just waltz in and try to secure an appointment short of a therapist, a primary care doctor, and the male equivalent of a gynecologist?

    FUCK YOU SPENCER.

    My choices are questioned every goddamn step of the way, with people who think their special insight will change my mind.

    "But what if you want kids later?" (usually followed with some smug truism about children)

    OMG I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. I wanted to be sterilized and NEVER ONCE thought of what if I'm wrong! Thanks, stranger in the waiting room! I'm sure you know much more about my life and circumstances than I do!

    That is just so frustrating. I'm having all sorts of problems and he isn't, so I'm all angry about it. :( How can you go in to demand a medical procedure without knowing what the hell it is? It's permanent, doucheface, and yes, it involves cutting and cauterizing! What the hell did you think it was doing? #thehillsvasectomy
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    Image of BeckyIva BeckyIva
    11:52 AM

    @boxspelunker: Well see, what you should have done was just call your OB/GYN in advance and ask for permission to come in with the film crew for your MTV reality show. Ask them to free up some time in the office so that your light crew can light the place, make sure no one else will be in the lobby, and make sure it's ok if you just fax over some release forms for anyone you may encounter while you're there. And there you have it! Wham, bam, tubal ligation, ma'am! #thehillsvasectomy
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    Image of BeckyIva BeckyIva
    11:54 AM

    @boxspelunker: Oh, and I should mention, they will probably process your request even more quickly if you give the doctor the opportunity to pimp a big-pharma sponsored product, such as Mirena(TM) IUDs or Essure(TM) tubal implants. #thehillsvasectomy
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    01:04 PM

    @BeckyIva: Aha! Why didn't I think of that? CLEARLY, I am barking up the wrong tree! Now, to get a reality show...

    Oh yeah, I've had lots of suggestions for the Essure implants, but I am just NOT OKAY with putting shit inside my body and leaving it there - another one of the reasons I don't want an IUD. It will be cut-and-cauterize or nothing, because little metal coils freak me the fuck out, and it's my body, so I will decide if I want shit floating about in there! :D #thehillsvasectomy
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    Image of missheidilynn missheidilynn
    11:29 AM

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment
    1) I would never date a guy who called me "kiddo"
    2) Who wears a leather jacket with no shirt underneath? At least put on v-neck under that shit!!!
    3) I could probably just watch the "next time on" and be satisfied
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    hortense promoted this comment Edited by missheidilynn at 11/11/09 11:34 AM missheidilynn was starred missheidilynn was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11:26 AM

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment
    Spencer Pratt is a svelte Glenn Beck.

    Justin Bobby is the poor man's Uncle Jesse.

    If I believed in hell, I think that it would be a lot like that club that they went to. Except you can never leave. You have to dance, dance, dance! with douchebags forever and witness assholes get in arguments with assholes they used to date. #thehillsvasectomy
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    Image of o-line o-line
    11:26 AM

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment

    Dang it, JustinBobby. #thehillsvasectomy
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11:21 AM

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment
    Jayde scares the bejesus out of me because she reminds me of one of my classmates from high school. Said girl was prone to flying off the handle, starting fights and actually beat the crap out of her older brother's girlfriend on one occasion. A few years later, it was made public that she had a fairly serious cocaine habit. #thehillsvasectomy
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11:20 AM

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment
    This show is nothing short of infuriating. Why, then, do I watch it every week? Um. I don't know. Anyway! JustinBobby was particularly maddening last night. That one little strand of hair hanging just so over his forehead, the fact that he has the worlds weakest game EVER, the fact that he keeps messing with Audrina*...I wanted to slap him so bad. Even moreso than usual.

    *I think he does it just to entertain himself. And since Audrina doesn't come across as very...um..emotionally intelligent...makes it all the more cruel. I feel bad for her, even though I also want to yell at her for being a dummy and still taking his calls and falling for his carefully nonchalant bs.

    And for the record, I find Charlie hilarious. Not sure why but I think he's a perfect foil for our good buddy "Spender". #thehillsvasectomy
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    Image of bananaballs bananaballs
    11:25 AM

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Yeah, I don't feel so bad for Audrina. Maybe the first 6,000 times he did this to her, but after the 6,001st time, not so much. #thehillsvasectomy
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    11:32 AM

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Spender, yes! I love that that little boy called him that. #thehillsvasectomy
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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    11/04/09

    In reply to The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
    JustinBobby does this thing where he says something really amazing and intense to you and you're hooked, then he says something awful and you're devastated. Then he does it again. And again. It turns into like a drug addiction. No, I swear I'm not speaking from experience. #thehillspuppies
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    Image of SharonTaint SharonTaint
    11/04/09

    In reply to The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
    How is that Jen Bunney?? You can't just switch out Jens and expect the audience not to realize!

    This is some Darrin on Bewitched style antics! #thehillspuppies
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    Image of lolabee lolabee
    11/04/09

    In reply to The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
    honestly, i feel like every conversation on the hills begins with "honestly, i feel like". #thehillspuppies
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    Image of Keep it cool Keep it cool
    11/04/09

    In reply to The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
    JustinBobby is the bro-dude douchebag king. He has woman tripping over each other to get at him, and somehow he keeps them fighting and mad at each other instead of him. What is it about JustinBobby?! WHAT IS IT?! #thehillspuppies
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    Image of hannapdx hannapdx
    11/04/09

    In reply to The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
    Jen Bunny was in some classes w/ my friend at USC. My friend says she is incredibly annoying. #thehillspuppies
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    11/04/09

    In reply to The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
    THAT"S Jen Bunney? WHAAAAT. Is going under the knife and looking totally different required on this show?

    However, I will say Lo, Lauren, and Kristin look the same as they always have. #thehillspuppies
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    Image of RiloKilo RiloKilo
    11/04/09

    In reply to The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
    I feel bad for the puppy in #3. I see the fear in his eyes! Well, eye. #thehillspuppies
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    pantsless economist...access RESTORED promoted this comment RiloKilo was starred RiloKilo was unstarred
    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    11/04/09

    @RiloKilo: That was my first thought too. I watched this last night and there are actually 2 puppies. Here's hoping that Heidi might be a good dog owner? I mean, everyone's good at something and I haven't seen her talent yet.
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    Edited by pantsless economist...access RESTORED at 11/04/09 11:26 AM pantsless economist...access RESTORED was starred pantsless economist...access RESTORED was unstarred
    Image of RiloKilo RiloKilo
    11/04/09

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Didn't she have a puppy once before, though? That mysteriously disappeared..... #thehillspuppies
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/04/09

    In reply to The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
    JustinBobby must be a wildcat in the sack because he's an unapologetic douche and yet, these women can't get enough of him. #thehillspuppies
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