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Dirt Bag (After Dark)
Whitney Houston And Bobby B: Back Together?
- Before Blake and Amy had even hit puberty, Whitney and Bobby were acting completely bonkers in public all the time. And it sounds like the gruesome twosome is back together again!! They've been spotted on romantic dinners and their daughter is allegedly itching for them to reconnect. Resist, Whitney, resist! [TMZ]
- Joaquin Phoenix is filming a documentary to "showcase his transition from acting to music." More importantly, last night he was hanging out with Casey Affleck and Ryan Gosling, creating a triumverate of hotness. [People]
- Perez Hilton continues to be totally outraged about the fact that the Speidi wedding was a mere publicity stunt for Us and probably not legal. "The mag was very well aware of the wedding laws in Mexico for foreigners and they failed to even report if Speidi obtained a marriage license or not," he says. In other news, Perez is really angry that water is wet. [Perez]
- Before Blake and Amy had even hit puberty, Whitney and Bobby were acting completely bonkers in public all the time. And it sounds like the gruesome twosome is back together again!! They've been spotted on romantic dinners and their daughter is allegedly itching for them to reconnect. Resist, Whitney, resist! [TMZ]
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The Hills: Lauren Conrad Maybe Hooked Up With JustinBobby
So that rumor about how Lauren supposedly hooked up with JustinBobby behind Audrina's back finally made it onto the show. Lauren denies it and is now mad at Audrina for even asking her about it, as is JustinBobby, who said that the whole thing was "immature, dude" and got up and walked away after avoiding Audrina's calls and texts for days. For people who say they didn't do anything wrong, their reactions are pretty strong. Apparently, the whole thing started when someone named Dino — who is never seen on the show, but mentioned several times — told Audrina "in detail" about the alleged hookup. (Dino is totally to The Hills what Tino was to My So-Called LIfe.") Tearful confrontation clip above. -
Hells Bells
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have reportedly eloped to Mexico. The 22-year-old bride met her 25-year-old unemployed husband when she moved to L.A. a few years ago to film The Hills. The happy couple became close after he alienated her from her friends and family. This is the first marriage for both. [Perez Hilton]
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midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Brangeliniston Vs. Twilight
If it's Wednesday, this must be Midweek Madness, in which we devour the celebrity tabloids with a hunger for "news." There's no new issue of OK! today, because last week was a "double issue"... not that we noticed. As for the other mags, it was almost a Brangeliniston sweep this week, with Brad and Jennifer on three of four covers, sometimes joined by Angelina. Only Life & Style bucked the trend, for a new trend: a story featuring the stars of Twilight. Does it matter that the article has zero substance? Only the newsstand sales will tell! Intern Margaret was stuck on a train for an hour and a half, hence this delayed — but incredibly informative — edition of Midweek Madness… We're all aboard Life & Style, In Touch, Us and Star, after the jump.
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The Hills: Lauren Pretends To Be A Supportive Friend To Audrina
On last night's episode of The Hills, Audrina and Lauren went out for a drink together for the first time since Audrina moved out. You'd think any roommate tension that used to be between them would have dissipated, but there was still some weirdness in the air when Audrina spoke about boyfriend JustinBobby and the changes he's going through. (He's so over the L.A. club scene.) What do you think is going on behind Lauren's sun-damaged eyes? Are there any truth to the rumors that she's into JB and they've hooked up? It would be pretty outlandish, since she's such a severe territory marker, and doesn't permit her friends to even look at a guy she's Frenched. More » -
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Miley Cyrus Is Not Dead
- Miley Cyrus's YouTube account was hacked yesterday and a video was posted, claiming that the star is dead. The description reads: "Miley died this morning after being hit by a drunk driver. She always told us if anything ever happened to her then tell her loyal fans first before the public. R.I.P Miley, we'll never forget you!" It's all a lie and has since been pulled down. [Perez Hilton]
- Prince goes door-to-door in LA to preach the word of the Jehovah's Witnesses. Ahem. [Page Six]
- Jessica Alba is delighted by motherhood: "Everything is cute, everything is fun," say says, "including the explosive diarrhea — the best ever." Ew, sounds… shitty. [UPI]
- Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty have split; she's back in London, alone and he may want to get back with his wife, Rosetta. Who will Sienna date next? [Daily Mail]
- Wanda Sykes was at a gay rights rally in Las Vegas on Saturday; she told the crowd: "You know, I don't really talk about my sexual orientation. I didn't feel like I had to. I was just living my life, not necessarily in the closet, but I was living my life. Everybody that knows me personally they know I'm gay. But that's the way people should be able to live their lives." But, Sykes said, Prop 8 made her feel like she was being attacked. "Now, I gotta get in their face," she said. "I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay." [Breitbart]
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The Hills: Now It's Whitney's Turn To Be The Ingenue
Just like Diff'rent Strokes/The Facts of Life, Golden Girls/Empty Nest, and Growing Pains/Just the 10 of Us, before it, The Hills focused last night's episode around planting the seed for Whitney Port's spin-off The City. The girls went to New York to help Kelly Cutrone with some men's fashion shows, which required Lauren to play sidekick to Whitney, who spent her time being wooed by male models and a dude in a band. Don't you kinda wish MTV could so handsomely cast your reality for you? Clip above. More » -
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Celebs Are Psyched About America's New President
- Good Morning, you have new president. His name is Barack Obama. No, he cannot start today. But soon. And he says: "If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy… tonight is your answer." [People]
- Oprah on Barack Obama's win: "It's one of the greatest moments I could ever even imagine. That's how great it is." [ET]
- Courteney Cox and David Arquette hosted a Barack Obama victory party at their house in Beverly Hills. Jennifer Aniston, Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher were in attendance; champagne was had. Meanwhile, in Chicago, Brad Pitt and Oprah Winfrey watched Obama's speech live. Also psyched: George Clooney and Usher. [E!]
- George Clooney: "I congratulate President-elect Obama on his historic victory, and now it's time to begin unifying the country so we can take on the extraordinary challenges that this generation faces." [ET]
- Oprah again: "This is democracy at its finest." [ET]
- In other news, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant with twins. Supposedly. More in Midweek Madness. [Star]
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Heidi Montag Gets Fake Fired From Her Fake Job
We thought that Heidi was through with her fake job at Bolthouse when, at the end of last season, Spencer showed up in Las Vegas to pretend to sweep her off her feet and take her back to L.A. So we were confused when she showed up back in the office this season, where Spencer would pretend to interrupt her during her fake work day to complain about things and sulk in his car. On last night's episode of The Hills, Heidi pretended to get wasted at an event, and then her boss Brent pretended to care about it, and then pretended to fire her. In the clip above, watch how she doesn't even have to clean out her desk or office, because nothing's there. More »
