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The Passion Of The Hills: What's Next For Lauren And Speidi
While Lauren Conrad tries to leverage her Hills fame into a "writing" career, Heidi and Spencer have already found their next costar: God.
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Lauren Conrad Finally Admits To How Fake The Hills Is
Lauren Conrad was on The View this morning, and the panelists asked her about Spencer's phoned apology on The Hills. Lauren paused for a moment, then said, "To be perfectly honest, I wasn't on the other end of that call." More » -
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Kristin Makes Bank; Brit Wants To Meet Queen; Susan Boyle Leaves Clinic
- You may want to just give up on life: Kristin Cavallari is getting $63,000 per episode to "play" a "villain" on The Hills. [PopCrunch]
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snap judgment
Are You There God? It's Me, The Replacement Blonde
[Los Angeles, May 27. Image via WENN.]
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over the hills
Spencer Apologizes To Lauren For Sex-Tape Rumor
It wasn't that shocking that, on last night's episode of The Hills, Spencer made a staged phone call to Lauren, but it was surprising that the term "sex tape" was actually spoken, rather than alluded to. More » -
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Heidi And Spencer Get Engaged…Again
On last night's The Hills, Heidi's cowboy father visited California and got along swimmingly with Spencer. He gave the two his blessing to get married, so Spencer gave Heidi a ring…for the third time. More » -
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Lauren Conrad's Heart of Darkness: A Peek Inside Her New Novel
In the fine tradition of Nicole Richie, reality star Lauren Conrad has "written" a "novel." More » -
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CNN Punk'd By Ashton Kutcher; Brooke Licked Blood Off Kiefer's Head
- Ashton Kutcher elaborately pranked CNN and Ted Turner:
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over the hills
The Weirdest, Scripted Hills Scene Ever
There have been lots of weird or unneeded or staged/scripted conversations on The Hills, but the one between Heidi and Stacie the bartender on last night's episode was a combination of all of those things. -
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Brody's GF Deals With His Infidelity The Only Way She Knows How
Why have The Hills waited to feature Brody's girlfriend Jayde until the last few episodes? She's (JĂŁger) bottled drama. Last night she relied on her liquid confidence to confront Audrina on sharing Brody's bed. -
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The Hills: Bible Study With Spencer And Heidi
Last night on The Hills, Heidi's high school boyfriend—a Footloose-esque bible-thumper who doesn't dance or "fornificate" — visited LA, where he and his new girlfriend tried to influence Spencer with scripture. [Spoiler alert: Epic fail.] -
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Stephanie Pratt Sucks At Working
Despite all the phoniness, last night's episode of The Hills was great. Stephanie proved herself to be inept, Heidi and Spencer went to couples therapy, and JustinBobby returned! More » -
MTV Blues
If MTV Really Wants To "Do Good", Why Is Cribs Still On The Air?
MTV, the increasingly irrelevant network that has spent the past 10 years drowning in a sea of vapid blondes, tacky McMansions, and dead-eyed Californian twenty-somethings, is reportedly attempting to "do some good" for a change. More » -
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The Hills: Fashion Critiques
The Hills is purportedly synonymous with "fashion," but much like the portrayal of characters' lives on the show, that's not really true. On last night's episode, the fashion commentary was less legitimate than Heidi's wedding. More » -
Dirt Bag (After Dark)
Scarlett Johansson Takes On Tabloids; Phil Spector Found Guilty Of Murder
- Scarlett Johansson blogged about tabloid accusations that she's losing weight in preparation for Iron Man 2. She writes: "If I were to lose 14 pounds, I'd have to part with both arms. And a foot."
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over the hills
Spencer Gets In A Bar Fight; Lauren & Heidi Cry, Embrace
Same shit, different season: On last night's The Hills, Spencer continued to be an asshole and punched a guy in the face. Heidi crashed Lauren's birthday party, and then sobbed about wanting to be friends. More » -
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Gunfire At Gisele & Tom's Wedding
- Gisele Bundchen married Tom Brady again, this time in Costa Rica. They first got hitched in the U.S. in February. These days you can't be a celebrity and not have two or three ceremonies. [Breitbart, Mirror]
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Dirt Bag (After Dark)
Britney's In Prison; Chelsea Clinton Is Engaged
- Today trial to extend a restraining order against Sam Lutfi, a lawyer testified that he was once hired to free Britney Spears from her father's conservatorship because it's like living "in prison." [Yahoo]
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Dirt Bag (After Dark)
Arrests & Rumors Surround Britney; Madonna's Malawi Adoption In Progress
- Drama surrounds Miss Britney Jean Spears. First of all:
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Barbara Walters To Spencer Pratt: "What's Wrong With You?"
Today on The View, Babs tried to cut the crap with Spencer and Heidi and asked them what's real, what's fake, and why Heidi's mom doesn't like him. Their answer was murky. -
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John Mayer & Jen Aniston: Not Engaged, Maybe Broken Up
- John Mayer did not, repeat did not buy an engagement ring for Jennifer Aniston. [Us Magazine]
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The Hills Returns For Its Fifth (And Final?) Season
"Reality" show The Hills returns to MTV next month with new episodes, which producer Liz Gateley says will "focus on tying up relationships of the past," meaning that Lauren and Heidi might reunite. More » -
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Spencer And Heidi Can't Keep Their Stories Straight
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno last night to discuss their bogus Mexican marriage and shockingly, we wound up feeling bad for Spencer. More » -
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Michelle At Fashion Week; More Katie For Miu Miu
- There's the usual gloom, sex, scandal and, ahem, 50 Cent's makeup line - today, but first, brace yourselves: Michelle Obama has not RSVP'd to Fashion Week. This woman's priorities are way out of whack! [WWD]
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snap judgment
Lauren Conrad Pulls The Ol' "I Wasn't Reading The Internet!" Face At Work
[Los Angeles, CA. January 30. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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Kim Kardashian: "Leave Jessica Alone!"
- Kim Kardashian on Jessica Simpson's body: "Call me crazy, but when I saw the picture, I was like, 'Oh my God, Jessica looks hot!'" Kim continues:
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Meryl Streep On 30 Rock? Mamma Mia!
- Meryl Streep was giddy after winning her SAG award, so Alec Baldwin asked her if she'd be on 30 Rock. She said yes! [Gatecrasher]
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snap judgment
Spencer Loses His Creepy Beard, Heidi Approves
[Anaheim, CA. January 24. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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altered realities
How Fake Is The City, And Why Do We Care?
The Hills spinoff The City — premiering tonight on MTV — "documents" Whitney Port's new job, BF, and life in the city. As per the format, the lines between reality and reality TV are blurred. -
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The Hills Finale: Lauren And Heidi Have A Staged, Unscripted Moment
It's hard to delineate real and fake on The Hills. But this teary convo between Heidi and Lauren must be genuine, because Heidi breaks the ice by asking, "You been working out a lot?" -
the good, the bad & the ugly
The Hills Finale Was Alive With The Sound Of Horrible Fashion
As The Hills celebrated the conclusion of its 4th season at NYC's Tavern on the Green yesterday, we were left to ask, how can a group of "professional designers" all look so gloriously, fabulously fug? -
Dirt Bag (After Dark)
The Speidi Marriage: Reality TV Trickery At Its Finest
More evidence of Speidi nuptial fakery comes to light! And for some baffling reason, the AP is reporting on it as if it were actual news. -
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Mr. And Mrs. Spencer Pratt: I Thee Dread
Heidi and Spencer pretended to elope on last night's episode of The Hills. It was a "secret wedding," with no one there — except for photographers from Us magazine. -
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Why In God's Name Was Tom Cruise On The Hills: Aftershow Last Night?
You know, I thought it was kind of a coup that The Hills: Aftershow had Holly Montag on the same day the bomb was dropped that her sister Heidi had eloped with Spencer. What luck that they could get someone so important to discuss this trivial shit! Then last night, for some reason, Tom Cruise was on! The hosts of the show held up a picture of Spencer and had Tom dispense words of advice to a guy that many think has brainwashed his young wife into submission, alienating her from the family she was once close to. Oh the irony! Clip above. -
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Are Lauren Conrad's Parents Victims Of The Mortgage Crisis?
On last night's episode of The Hills, Lauren went back to her hometown of Laguna Beach (where it all started!) to help her parents pack up their McMansion and move. They only built that home a few years ago, as it was a storyline on one of the later seasons of Laguna Beach. Lauren's parents say that they have no need for a bigger home because they only have one child still living with them, but if someone were to downsize for the purpose of downsizing, wouldn't they wait for the market to pick up a bit before doing it? Clip above. -
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Sofia Coppola's LV Line Debuts In Tokyo
- Sofia Coppola debuts her line of "sure, why not?" accessories for Louis Vuitton in Tokyo. The luxe line is made up of "slouchy duffle bags, discreet clutches and retro wedge sandals." [WWD]
- Speaking of qualified designers, Posh's dress line is a hit in London! "The presence of her name on the shop floor alongside such greats as Alexander McQueen, Vivienne Westwood and John Galliano was quite an achievement for a designer who unveiled her first collection of dresses just three months ago. More impressive still was the fact that by 3pm on its first day on sale only three dresses were left unsold." [Guardian]
- Tim Gunn is not sanguine! Quoth the silver fox, "We have this horrible, nasty court case. We have an angry Bravo/NBC. We have an angry Lifetime. We have, I'm sure, an angry Weinstein Company. We have Heidi and I despondent about the whole thing. We worry that season six will never be seen by anyone." [Washington Blade]
- Addressing the severe shortage of celebrity perfumes, Faith Hill is in talks with Coty. [WWD]
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Talking About Beyoncé's Shaving Habits Is The Pits
- Okay, so they're saying Beyoncé had a little armpit hair at the Cadillac Records premiere. 1) Who cares? 2) Can you even see it? [Mirror]
- A reader points out you can barely see Beyoncé's pit hair in Perez's pictures, though on TMZ, her pits seem especially hirsute. Photoshop of horrors? [Perez Hilton, TMZ]
- Surely when Kanye West said that Beyoncé is "just as great, if not greater, than artists we had in the past. She’s probably greater than Tina Turner," he had not seen this. [Perez Hilton]
- Tina Turner put on a show in New York right after being hospitalized for having a very high fever. Amazing. [Page Six]
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84-Year-Old Woman Dragged Into Heidi & Spencer Drama On The Hills
On last night's episode of The Hills, Spencer somehow managed to nab a guest appearance for his Nana. Apparently, Spencer is Nana's favorite grandchild, and he loves to rub this in Stephanie's face, so Stephanie had a meeting with Nana and talked about how much of a dick her brother is. According to what Spencer said on The Hills: Aftershow, Nana watches The Hills every week, so she obviously must know how much of a dick he is, and likes it. Oh, and Spencer also said that his Mexican wedding with Heidi was filmed as part of The Hills, and will definitely work its way into the show. Clip above.


























































