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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    I'm sure the strippers loved her sitting there saying "I can do that." Not like it's rude or anything.
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    Image of hughman hughman
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    i think justin and kristen and brody should go to chippendales and then brody can be the third wheel and kristen can make justin and brody make out so it "evens things up". what? not gonna happen? c'mon, it's all just good fun isn't it, not some dare to do something "icky" just for kicks?
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    hughman was starred hughman was unstarred
    Image of lady_justice lady_justice
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    So here I am, watching the first clip totally nodding my head in agreement with Spencer. "YES! It would be horrible if Heidi got pregnant!" "Yes, I too cannot believe they haven't invented a male birth control pill!"

    I just saw four horsemen ride past my office window. crap.
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    boxspelunker promoted this comment lady_justice was starred lady_justice was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    As far as I'm concerned, Charlie makes the show. I've said it before but he is really the perfect foil for Spencer. And my interpretation of the stripper incident was that the stripper queefed on Kristen.
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    Image of bluewine bluewine
    11/25/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: My vote also goes for "queef" being the bleeped out word here.
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    bluewine was starred bluewine was unstarred
    Image of madeofawesome madeofawesome
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    Seven Signs of the Impending Apocalypse, as foretold by John the Revelator in the book of Revelation.

    And behold, in the year 2012, the blonde brought forth a child, and called his name Deimos, because his father feared him. I turned, and lo I perceived the Alaskan hockey mom win the presidential election, and there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth. Lo, I regarded a stage, and on that stage of Saturday Night Live there appeared a racially diverse cast, and there was much rejoicing. I beheld in the audience plus sized women clothed in designer finery, and there was much rejoicing. I discerned on the television "The Divorced Dads Club," in the place of "Oprah," and the people clothed themselves in sackcloth and ashes. After this I looked, and saw before me a beast, with yellow eyes and sparkling skin. And lo, the beast gave birth, and a legion of screaming fangirls engulfed the earth. All hope was lost.
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    sara-without-an-h promoted this comment madeofawesome was starred madeofawesome was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    The only thing that surprises me about any of this is that it took a trip to Vegas to get JustinBobby to take a shower.

    Also, I think it's awesome, in a sadistic way, that Stacie isn't just "Stacie" but "Stacie-the-bartender." She will be typecast for life. (Because I am assuming that her being in L.A. and being on a reality show triples the odds that she wants an acting career.)
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    Edited by Tchotchke at 11/25/09 11:36 AM Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    I think I can understand why Spencer is worried. Almost every kid wants to kill Spencer when (s)he grows up.
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    11/25/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Yeah, it doesn't have much to do with it being HIS kid in particular ...
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    HarpMadness was starred HarpMadness was unstarred
    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    "Like, oh my god, STB. These strippers are, like, totally getting, like, more attention than us. Let's, like, make out or whatever."
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    Tippi Hedren was starred Tippi Hedren was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    Ooooh I had a dream last week about Spencer and Heidi and now I've forgotten it! I do know that my dad beat up Spencer, though.

    I find it hilarious that Kristin went to Vegas to escape guys from LA.

    Cut from the same mold, honey.
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    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of Wenchette Wenchette
    11/20/09

    In reply to Daul Kim Died By Hanging; Valentino Doc On Oscar List
    Well I guess Smoak is better than Shamuk... still an unfortunate branding.
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    rhymeswithfeather promoted this comment Wenchette was starred Wenchette was unstarred
    Image of rhymeswithfeather rhymeswithfeather
    11/20/09

    @Wenchette: You know, I'm a copywriter, and I actually don't hate it.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/20/09

    In reply to Daul Kim Died By Hanging; Valentino Doc On Oscar List
    That Valentino documentary was so brilliant. I watched it three times in one day.
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    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    11/20/09

    In reply to Daul Kim Died By Hanging; Valentino Doc On Oscar List
    NO. OMG.

    I just literally gasped "no!" in Starbucks.

    I can't believe it.
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    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/20/09

    In reply to Daul Kim Died By Hanging; Valentino Doc On Oscar List
    That quote about Lily Allen is the nicest thing I have heard Karl Lagerfeld say. Ever.
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    Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    11/20/09

    In reply to Daul Kim Died By Hanging; Valentino Doc On Oscar List
    Hand model? how does one become a hand model? I'd be totally up for that. I'll even promise not to love up with my doorman!
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    rd2uk was starred rd2uk was unstarred
    Image of boobookitt boobookitt
    11/20/09

    @rd2uk: there's a Seinfeld episode for everything
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    BlondeGoddess promoted this comment boobookitt was starred boobookitt was unstarred
    Image of Hell on Heels Hell on Heels
    11/20/09

    @rd2uk: You might want to consider a hyperbaric chamber, to protect your hands from the elements, a la JP Pruitt.
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    rd2uk promoted this comment Hell on Heels was starred Hell on Heels was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/20/09

    @boobookitt: My first thought. One of my fave Seinfeld episodes.
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    Image of Sanfo Sanfo
    11/20/09

    In reply to Daul Kim Died By Hanging; Valentino Doc On Oscar List
    I'm so shaken by the news about Daul. I can't even put words together. Her blog was fantastic; she was such a ray of light. My heart goes out to her family and loved ones.
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    Sanfo was starred Sanfo was unstarred
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