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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    I'm sure the strippers loved her sitting there saying "I can do that." Not like it's rude or anything.
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    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    i think justin and kristen and brody should go to chippendales and then brody can be the third wheel and kristen can make justin and brody make out so it "evens things up". what? not gonna happen? c'mon, it's all just good fun isn't it, not some dare to do something "icky" just for kicks?
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    Image of lady_justice lady_justice
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    So here I am, watching the first clip totally nodding my head in agreement with Spencer. "YES! It would be horrible if Heidi got pregnant!" "Yes, I too cannot believe they haven't invented a male birth control pill!"

    I just saw four horsemen ride past my office window. crap.
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    boxspelunker promoted this comment lady_justice was starred lady_justice was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    As far as I'm concerned, Charlie makes the show. I've said it before but he is really the perfect foil for Spencer. And my interpretation of the stripper incident was that the stripper queefed on Kristen.
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    Image of bluewine bluewine
    11/25/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: My vote also goes for "queef" being the bleeped out word here.
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    Image of madeofawesome madeofawesome
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    Seven Signs of the Impending Apocalypse, as foretold by John the Revelator in the book of Revelation.

    And behold, in the year 2012, the blonde brought forth a child, and called his name Deimos, because his father feared him. I turned, and lo I perceived the Alaskan hockey mom win the presidential election, and there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth. Lo, I regarded a stage, and on that stage of Saturday Night Live there appeared a racially diverse cast, and there was much rejoicing. I beheld in the audience plus sized women clothed in designer finery, and there was much rejoicing. I discerned on the television "The Divorced Dads Club," in the place of "Oprah," and the people clothed themselves in sackcloth and ashes. After this I looked, and saw before me a beast, with yellow eyes and sparkling skin. And lo, the beast gave birth, and a legion of screaming fangirls engulfed the earth. All hope was lost.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    The only thing that surprises me about any of this is that it took a trip to Vegas to get JustinBobby to take a shower.

    Also, I think it's awesome, in a sadistic way, that Stacie isn't just "Stacie" but "Stacie-the-bartender." She will be typecast for life. (Because I am assuming that her being in L.A. and being on a reality show triples the odds that she wants an acting career.)
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    Edited by Tchotchke at 11/25/09 11:36 AM Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    I think I can understand why Spencer is worried. Almost every kid wants to kill Spencer when (s)he grows up.
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    11/25/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Yeah, it doesn't have much to do with it being HIS kid in particular ...
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    "Like, oh my god, STB. These strippers are, like, totally getting, like, more attention than us. Let's, like, make out or whatever."
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
    Ooooh I had a dream last week about Spencer and Heidi and now I've forgotten it! I do know that my dad beat up Spencer, though.

    I find it hilarious that Kristin went to Vegas to escape guys from LA.

    Cut from the same mold, honey.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to The Hills: Fake Is The New Real
    i'm late to the party but WORST. THERAPIST. < should I be using " "?
    EVER.
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    Image of woodsey woodsey
    11/18/09

    In reply to The Hills: Fake Is The New Real
    My douchebag manchild boyfriend doesn't want kids and is completely unqualified for fatherhood (or even personhood if we're being honest), but babies are like totally hot right now and ever since my surgery I have big boobs so like they are probably full of milk already. I just really want something to dress up and carry around and give a fun name to but I'm totally allergic to dogs so that isn't even an option. Don't you think it would be perfect if I just pretended to take birth control (which goes against the religion I pretend to care about) and then like get pregnant? He won't be mad at me because I'm so pretty. There are other ways to get the baby out other than through your vagina though right?
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    boxspelunker promoted this comment woodsey was starred woodsey was unstarred
    Image of wishing upon wishing upon
    11/18/09

    In reply to The Hills: Fake Is The New Real
    That therapy session with Heidi was hard to watch. Asking the therapist if she should just get pregnant with Spencer without him knowing?! Girl, no.
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    Image of Apollonia Apollonia
    11/18/09

    @wishing upon: It's like she thought "everyone else tells me it's a dumb idea, but surely my therapist will say it's OK!" Honey, no.

    And then when said therapist does not, she will likely seek validation of her plan elsewhere, instead of rethinking it entirely.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/18/09

    In reply to The Hills: Fake Is The New Real
    "Surprise baby!"s always work out.

    Why would a shrink try to talk anyone out of that?
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    11/18/09

    In reply to The Hills: Fake Is The New Real
    "so what brings you back to therapy?" because therapy is just like getting your roots redone or having your teeth cleaned at those times you wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and think "oh man, i just feel so fucked up today. sad face. i know! i'll go get some therapy!"
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    Image of viklane viklane
    11/18/09

    @hughman: I realize that in this case, it's totally just a narrative format that the show is using to "talk" with Heidi, but is it so bad for someone to occasionally try therapy?
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    hughman promoted this comment viklane was starred viklane was unstarred
    Image of hughman hughman
    11/18/09

    @viklane: i'm not knocking therapy at all. my therapist can vouch for that. what i find irking about this scene (among so many other things) is the flippancy with which it's used by heidi to try and quick fix some "problem" she's concocted.
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    Image of viklane viklane
    11/19/09

    @hughman: Fair enough -- I didn't mean to make it sound as if you were suggesting therapy was for the birds, I thought you were saying occasional therapy was pointless. But more than anything else, I think it's just meant to be an exposition tool because Heidi has no friends to "chat" with.

    #tips
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    11/19/09

    @viklane: yes, i think we can both agree that in this case it's not really therapy at all but a faux tool used for narrative. god knows this show could use some.

    #tips
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    Image of HarlemSnowflake HarlemSnowflake
    11/18/09

    In reply to The Hills: Fake Is The New Real
    I feel like that scene with the therapist was just a spoken Dear Abby column.

    Dear Abby,
    My husband and I, like, got married for fame and didn't exactly discuss the future. Now the show tells me I want kids, but my husband (I'll call him "Bratt") doesn't want any. Like, ever! But, I guess, what fame-whoring 25-year-old man-child would? So, like, what would happen if I just...oops! Got pregnant?! Isn't that, like, the greatest plan? Then he'd have to be a dad, because it would have already happened! What do you think? Is that a good plot for next season?

    - Reality *STAR*

    Dear Reality *STAR*,

    Seriously? Just drive off a cliff.

    Love, Abby
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    maneki neko promoted this comment HarlemSnowflake was starred HarlemSnowflake was unstarred
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