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[Los Angeles, January 13. Image via WENN]

01/14/10

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By Anna

#dirtbagafterdark

Click here to read Simon Leaves <em>American Idol</em>; Brad & Angie Skip Golden Globes, Jen Showdown

Simon Leaves American Idol; Brad & Angie Skip Golden Globes, Jen Showdown

Simon Cowell confirmed today that he's leaving American Idol at the end of this season. He'll be launching the U.S. version of The X Factor and sources say he's convinced a familiar face to join him on the judges' panel.

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01/11/10

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By Margaret

#dirtbag

Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him

Taylor Swift received eight Grammy nominations. "I started freaking out and jumping up and down," she claims. On winning one, she says:

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12/03/09

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#clips

The Hills Finale: "Oh Look, There's Cake!"

Click here to read <em>The Hills</em> Finale: "Oh Look, There's Cake!"

The Hills finale was last night, and it was a searing investigation into the heartbreaking truth about love versus fear, freedom versus security, and the virtue of having a rich and fulfilling inner life. Haha, jk. More »

12/02/09

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By Lindsay

#overthehills

Click here to read <i>The Hills</i>: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn

The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn

Last night: Spencer found a pregnancy test in his trash, and told a friend, "I'm gonna have the kind of kid that's gonna grow up and just try to kill me. I can just feel that." He might be right! More »

11/25/09

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By Tracie

#overthehills

Click here to read <i>The Hills</i>: Fake Is The New Real

The Hills: Fake Is The New Real

The Hills is kinda like The Truman Show. We know that most of the drama is scripted, but the cast seems more convinced of their false reality than the audience does. Last night's episode was an example of this. More »

11/18/09

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By Tracie

#overthehills

Click here to read <i>The Hills</i>: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment

The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment

On last night's episode, Speidi continued their fake marital dramz by fighting over if and when they'll have children. Spencer decided to snip the problem in the balls by visiting a urologist for a vasectomy. More »

11/11/09

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By Tracie

#overthehills

Click here to read <i>The Hills</i>: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby

The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby

On last night's episode, Kristin and Audrina had a staged confrontation at Heidi's staged birthday party over Kristin's staged relationship with JustinBobby. But the real excitement was the return of Jen Bunny! More »

11/04/09

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By Tracie

#overthehills

The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu

Click here to read <i>The Hills</i>: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu

On last night's episode, Holly Montag danced at another open-bar party, leading everyone to believe she's an out-of-control drunk. Stephanie Pratt stepped in to "call her out on her bullshit" in what was supposed to be an intervention. More »

10/28/09

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By Tracie

#overthehills

Heidi & Spencer Stage Intervention For Holly Montag

On last night's The Hills, Heidi's sister Holly got drunk at an art opening and then did the robot-dance, embarrassing friends and family alike. Heidi and Spencer stepped in to confront Holly about her "problem." More »

10/21/09

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By Tracie

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Click here to read <i>The Hills</i>: What's The Deal With Brody's Mom?

The Hills: What's The Deal With Brody's Mom?

On last night's episode, Brody's girlfriend threw him a surprise birthday party, which his mom Linda attended. She's so Amy Poehler in Mean Girls—these kids keep her young! (As do plastic surgery and lollipops.) More »

10/14/09

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By Tracie

#overthehills

Click here to read <i>The Hills</i> Casts Child Actor Amid Speidi Baby Drama

The Hills Casts Child Actor Amid Speidi Baby Drama

On last night's episode of The Hills, Heidi and Spencer met their new "neighbors", an engaged couple who, for some reason, live with their foreign nephew, a little boy who was seemingly cast to help with Spencer's I-don't-want-kids storyline. More »

10/07/09

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By Tracie

#theshitty

Click here to read <i>The City</i>'s New Asshole Is Actually <i>The Hills</i>' Old Asshole

The City's New Asshole Is Actually The Hills' Old Asshole

On last night's premiere, Roxy Olin joined the cast to play Whitney's frenemy. Roxy—an actress who had a recurring role on Brothers & Sisters—might look familiar, as she used to play Stephanie Pratt's BFF on The Hills. More »

09/30/09

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By Tracie

#overthehills

The Hills: Forget Kristin Cavallari — JustinBobby Is "The Bitch"

Click here to read <i>The Hills</i>: Forget Kristin Cavallari — JustinBobby Is "The Bitch"

Now that Kristin has joined the cast of The Hills, things are already changing, like the fact that JustinBobby has lost all his cool cache, and resorts to flirting by asking girls their sign. Oh, and also, Stephanie Pratt's schnozz. More »

09/30/09

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By Tracie

#overthehills

Kristin Cavallari Responds To MTV Branding Her "The Bitch"

Last night, MTV aired a 30-minute preview of the new season of The Hills called The Bitch Is Back, during which cast members were interviewed, including new addition Krisin Cavallari, who spoke about being marketed, literally, as "the bitch." More »

09/23/09

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By Tracie

#overthehills

Stephanie Pratt Has Medical Explanation For Spencer's Personality

Stephanie Pratt was on The Wendy Williams Show today, where she spoke about her current tiff with Heidi, and blamed Spencer's behavior on his ADHD. She could barely concentrate while telling the story... which she blamed on her ADD.

09/22/09

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By Tracie

#expectlamethings

LC Lauren Conrad For Kohl's

LC Lauren Conrad, the latest fashion contribution from the former Hills star, launched today at Kohl's. Compared to her now-defunct "high end" line, the new stuff for Kohl's is just the same shit with a different price tag. More »

09/16/09

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#thejezebelquiz

And Now, The Results Of Our Quiz!

What better way to spend a lazy holiday weekend afternoon than to discover which reality show stereotype you are? There's no better way, I say. The results of our stupid Saturday quiz, after the jump. More »

09/05/09

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#thejezebelquiz

Which Reality Show Stereotype Are You?

Kristin Cavallari's return to The Hills is being celebrated with a campaign declaring that "The Bitch Is Back." But aside from "the bitch," there are several other standard "reality" show characters out there. Which one are you? Let's find out! More »

09/05/09

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By hortense

#overthehills

Click here to read <i>The Hills</i> Trailer: Rehab, Girl Fights, & A Lot More JustinBobby

The Hills Trailer: Rehab, Girl Fights, & A Lot More JustinBobby

MTV has released an extended trailer for the new season of The Hills, premiering September 29. Kristin pretends to destroy everyone's lives, Heidi pretends to have baby fever, and Spencer really wears a cowboy hat all season. More »

09/01/09

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By Tracie

#newmasters

JustinBobby: The New "Girl With A Pearl Earring"

A Vancouver artist is showing pastel drawings of Hills stars, including this soulful JustinBobby and an appropriately vacuous Audrina. She also does watercolors of characters from Dynasty. [JDBRecords]

07/30/09

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By Anna N.

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