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    Jennifer Aniston On Pregnancy Rumors: "Hysterical"

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    Image of LBB LBB
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston On Pregnancy Rumors: "Hysterical"
    Dear Grammys,


    Your oversights have been noted and your relevance has been downgraded yet again. Pls listen to the following albums -- Little Jackie, The Stoop; Old 97's, Blame it On Gravity; The Ting Tings, We Started Nothing -- while reevaluating your priorities in preparation for next year.


    no love,
    LBB

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    Image of beatrice2000 beatrice2000
    12/04/08

    @LBB says YES WE DID!: Little Jackie's awesome. I only have "28 Butts," but it's great.


    @dancerevolution: My dad is like that with Seinfeld, I got sick of almost everything being a reference to Seinfeld.

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    Image of LBB LBB
    12/04/08

    @beatrice2000: "28 Butts" is the best song on the album.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston On Pregnancy Rumors: "Hysterical"
    DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMNN...!!!


    Angelina as Harley Quinn are you FUCKING kidding me???!!!


    gah gah gah gah gah!!!!!!!!!!


    should have cast Mia Sarapocciello


    fuckers

    fuckers

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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston On Pregnancy Rumors: "Hysterical"
    Love the Aniston and Winslet quotes. And while we're on the topic, can someone please give Kate a motherfuckin' Oscar already? She's awesome, and I really hope she gets it this year. Ideally for Revolutionary Road, since for some reason that one looks better to me than The Reader. And it looks more like a lead role. She needs a lead Oscar, bitches.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    12/04/08

    @lalaland13: SERIOUSLY! Why has Oscar been such a dick tease to our lovely Kate? Apparently it must be THAT good. Bastard.
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    Image of Sukie in the Graveyard Sukie in the Graveyard
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston On Pregnancy Rumors: "Hysterical"
    If TV and movie princesses want to get bands instead of clothing and perfume lines - that is okay with me.


    At least they actually have to WORK and perform onstage.


    ...instead of paying some 20something fashion school grad to design clothes with their name on it...

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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston On Pregnancy Rumors: "Hysterical"
    Cringe worthy moment on the Grammy show last night when the incredible Foo Fighters were performing and they flashed to....The Jonas Brothers.
    Ewwwww. I felt like I needed a shower after that one.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston On Pregnancy Rumors: "Hysterical"
    Fine, Balthazar. You and Siena are BOTH dickholes.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston On Pregnancy Rumors: "Hysterical"
    I hope the Kennedy Center Honors this year has something, anything, approaching the sublime moment of a few years ago, when the camera lingered for a LONG TIME on W's uncomfortable, worried face while Elton John belted out "The Bitch is Back." Whoever was directing the show definitely had fun with that.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    12/04/08

    @Lizawithazee: My super music nerd officemate just informed me it was Billy Joel doing "The Bitch is Back," with Sir Elton in the audience. "EVERYBODY knows the honorees do not perform," she said.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston On Pregnancy Rumors: "Hysterical"
    "What Vogue did was very uncool."
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    12/04/08

    @morninggloria: SWEAR TO ZEUS, I was seriously thinking she was going to sat just that. I could HEAR her say it in my head.


    Yeah.... maybe I shouldnt have admitted that.

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    Image of Sev Sev
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston On Pregnancy Rumors: "Hysterical"
    Fun fact - Katy Perry and her stupid songs that try to cash in on the "lesbian but only for male attention" fad used to be a Christian artist.


    I wonder what the fundies think?????

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    Image of arodriguez.romero arodriguez.romero
    12/04/08

    @Sev: god the other day I was listening to spanish language radio in NYC/Miami (mega) and they played that song. The male dj drooled and it came thru my radio speakers - I frequently hate that station, and now I officially hate that song.
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    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston On Pregnancy Rumors: "Hysterical"
    YES!!! I love "person from the neighborhood" quotes even if it's about a tragedy. Makes me miss my old neighborhood where somebody was always outside, ready to give you the latest gossip.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston On Pregnancy Rumors: "Hysterical"
    Can't wait for Kate & Leo to reunite! My middle school self is brimming with Titanic-level excitement.
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston On Pregnancy Rumors: "Hysterical"
    Does Balthazar Getty really merit two separate items, both using the same quote?
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    Image of Devonna Devonna
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston On Pregnancy Rumors: "Hysterical"
    Also, I don't really get why The Sun thinks it's such a big deal that Amy Winehouse nailed her husband. Isn't that what married people do?
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    12/04/08

    @Devonna: That's The Sun's stock and trade though. Without stories about celebrities shagging they'd go out of business.
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    Image of Devonna Devonna
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston On Pregnancy Rumors: "Hysterical"
    Could we have Harley Quinn be someone fun like Christina Hendricks?
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    12/04/08

    @Devonna: It should be...oh, oooh, who was that girl in Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist?
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    Image of Devonna Devonna
    12/04/08

    @braak: imdb says it's Kat Dennings. She kind of has a goofy name, but she looks very Harley Quinn, I must say.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    12/04/08

    @Devonna: or Mia Sarapocciello
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    Image of dancerevolution dancerevolution
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston On Pregnancy Rumors: "Hysterical"
    My new favorite line is now "stop stealing my thunder, motherfuckers!"
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    Image of CloudsInMyCoffee CloudsInMyCoffee
    12/04/08

    @dancerevolution: Yea, I really like Jennifer Aniston sometimes.
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    Image of Eeva Eeva
    12/04/08

    @dancerevolution: "Stop stealing my mother, thunderfuckers!" has been my favourite line for years.
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    Image of girlnamedblue girlnamedblue
    12/04/08

    @dancerevolution and everyone: I love it too, but you have to wonder if she stole it from that episode of Friends where Monica accuses Rachel and Ross of stealing her thunder about getting married.
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    Image of dancerevolution dancerevolution
    12/04/08

    @girlnamedblue:


    I didn't think of that! There's always a damn Friends episode for everything. It's like Seinfeld. Everytime I make a joke or point out something ironic, my BF is like, "that's just like the Seinfeld episode where..." Ugh.
    @fulanita: She does! nom nom nom puppy.

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    Image of girlnamedblue girlnamedblue
    12/04/08

    @dancerevolution: Awww, at least you're not alone, I do it too :)
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