Virgin Australia Politely Asks Its Flight Attendants to Tone Down the…

Virgin Australia is trying to compete with Qantas for all the fancy-pants business class travelers, a move that has prompted some changes to the standard Australian flight attendant mannerisms. No longer will flight attendants, for example, be allowed to greet passengers with that charming Australianism we… » 7/22/12 4:00pm 7/22/12 4:00pm

Dallas Flight Attendant Freaks the Fuck Out

American Airlines has just pulled ahead in the race to find new and devious ways of making air travel as inconvenient and terrifying as possible with news that a Chicago-bound flight was delayed in Dallas for one whole hour after a flight attendant hijacked (whoops!) the intercom and told patients that a) she was no… » 3/10/12 1:00pm 3/10/12 1:00pm