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    Mistress Takes Revenge On Man Who "Fired" Her
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    02/17/09

    In reply to Mistress Takes Revenge On Man Who "Fired" Her
    I'm late chiming in on this one, but am I the only one who did NOT find anything remotely funny in this story? Five people got hurt and one died -- and the not the person who (arguably) deserved to be maimed. :(


    (I know, I'm a party pooper. Not sure what's wrong with me today, but...this just didn't make me chuckle. At all.)

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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    02/17/09

    @Kivrin: Right? It's a story about a real life attempted murder-suicide. Very sad.
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    Image of Snizzy-Snazz Bullets Snizzy-Snazz Bullets
    02/17/09

    @Kivrin: Thank you, I was just about to say something to this effect.


    I was really surprised to see all the jokes being cracked over this story.

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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    02/17/09

    @HanaMaru, @Death Clits and Killer Cocks: Glad I'm not the only one!
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    Image of Little Time Bomb Little Time Bomb
    02/17/09

    In reply to Mistress Takes Revenge On Man Who "Fired" Her
    I predict Kate Hudson will be staring in a wacky version of this (minus the suicide/homicide bit) where hijinx ensue in about 8 months. That karaoke bit will be killer.
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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    02/17/09

    In reply to Mistress Takes Revenge On Man Who "Fired" Her
    Damn! That guy must have had some magic wand! I'm sorry she killed herself and the other women. It would have been better if they'd just done out for drinks and left him.


    And they should have taken his wife with them.

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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    02/17/09

    In reply to Mistress Takes Revenge On Man Who "Fired" Her
    The other mistresses were in the car though, and I don't think it was a Thelma and Louise style pact.
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    Image of hello.kitty hello.kitty
    02/17/09

    In reply to Mistress Takes Revenge On Man Who "Fired" Her
    OH HEY I found a video clip of the contest:
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    Image of hello.kitty hello.kitty
    02/17/09

    @hello.kitty: But seriously this story makes so sad and angry. My grandfather had a second 'tai tai'. This 'second household' caused decades of misery for my mom and her family. Ugh.
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    Image of rocknrollunicorn rocknrollunicorn
    02/17/09

    In reply to Mistress Takes Revenge On Man Who "Fired" Her
    Who on earth has time for 5 mistresses and a wife?! Obviously he had little time to work, hence the financial difficulties.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    02/17/09

    @rocknrollunicorn: Dude probably never put down his Crackberry.
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    Image of rocknrollunicorn rocknrollunicorn
    02/17/09

    @Hamsterpants: I think you have to go into the office sometimes though!
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    02/17/09

    In reply to Mistress Takes Revenge On Man Who "Fired" Her
    i am in pain from stifling the laughter that these comments are eliciting.
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    02/17/09

    In reply to Mistress Takes Revenge On Man Who "Fired" Her
    I would fail singing, but I would totally rock the "holding your alcohol" category. ALCOHOLICS, FTW.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    02/17/09

    @VadgeWig is more socially acceptable: I know! I'd be all, hey, one out of three ain't bad, is it? Do I get a rose In a Very Special Rose Ceremony?
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    02/17/09

    @Hamsterpants: Though do you have to pass appearance and singing before you get to holding your liquor? Because that might be a problem.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    02/17/09

    @VadgeWig is more socially acceptable: Too true. Altho if I have a snootful, my willingness to sing and my own perceived attractiveness grow exponetially.
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    Image of Slumdog_Mamabear Slumdog_Mamabear
    02/17/09

    In reply to Mistress Takes Revenge On Man Who "Fired" Her
    I'm going to go ahead and blame VH1 for this. Was he trying to create a pilot for a spin-off of his own?


    "I love Yu?"

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    Image of stealthird stealthird
    02/17/09

    In reply to Mistress Takes Revenge On Man Who "Fired" Her
    God, please let the wife and remaining mistresses form an all-girl singing group that tours the world and sings peppy songs about how hos come before bros! I even have the perfect name for the goup: Five Spice. Please, please please?!!!!
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    Image of pennycandy pennycandy
    02/17/09

    In reply to Mistress Takes Revenge On Man Who "Fired" Her
    It's Raise the Red Lantern irl, sorta.

    (add to your netflix now)
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    02/17/09

    @pennycandy: So good. Sooooooooo good.
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    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    02/17/09

    In reply to Mistress Takes Revenge On Man Who "Fired" Her
    I guess she wasn't a Fan of beauty pageants?
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    Image of DiffidentDolly Loves Nina Flowers DiffidentDolly Loves Nina Flowers
    02/17/09

    In reply to Mistress Takes Revenge On Man Who "Fired" Her
    How is killing yourself taking revenge?
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    Image of Alys Brangwin can't stop the beat Alys Brangwin can't stop the beat
    02/17/09

    @DiffidentDolly: I bet he was supposed to die too.
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    Image of SarahMC SarahMC
    02/17/09

    In reply to Mistress Takes Revenge On Man Who "Fired" Her
    Boyf sent me this article along with the note: "China is the Florida of Asia."
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    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    02/17/09

    @SarahMC: Ha! So very true.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02/17/09

    @SarahMC: ha!
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    02/17/09

    In reply to Mistress Takes Revenge On Man Who "Fired" Her
    Sounds like he was auditioning for the Chinese version of Jackass.
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