In a new mini-documentary, Broadly caught up with The Satanic Temple, our favorite group of pro-choice Satanists, as they undertake a series of protests, lawsuits and political actions designed to protect reproductive freedom. Man, Satan looks better all the time.
Taylor and Kanye Had Dinner; the End Is Pretty Goddamn Nigh
I don't want to alarm you, but I have some frightening news: There is now a fifth horseman of the apocalypse, and it's Taylor Swift and Kanye West eating together in public on top of a spotted pig. Wait, no, that's eating at The Spotted Pig. My mistake. THE WORLD IS STILL ENDING.
Florida to Allow Holiday Monument to Satan in State Capitol
Hail and ho ho ho Satan! After a protracted fight with the state officials, the Satanic Temple will be allowed to put up a holiday display in Florida's state capitol building, depicting an angel plummeting into a lake of fire. It's the same holiday display that Florida's Department of Management Services rejected last…
How to Bury a Woman Who Fucked The Devil and Might Come Back Angry
Lilias Adie died in the 1700s, when fear of witches ran rampant and the belief that those who had had their souls sucked by the devil (through their teat, I have been informed) would come back to exact vengeance after death was much more common. But her torment didn't end there.
Swearing Ladies Are Ruining America, and More Dumb Shit Scalia Says
We all knew that Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia is a testicularly prolific, Judge Judy-level sassy Constitutional originalist who probably turns his chair around backward before he sits in it because he doesn't follow anyone's rules* (*Except the Founding Fathers, and he's a real nerd about it). But in an…
