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The Details Puts a Philandering Tobey Maguire in Suburban Hell

Sleazy suburban husband/father seems like a good career pivot for Tobey Maguire, especially as we all wait on tenterhooks for that Great Gatsby movie that looks so pretty. Look for Maguire to quietly cheat on Elizabeth Banks with at least two women (Laura Linney included), and then have a piano fall on him. It's a… » 9/16/12 8:45pm 9/16/12 8:45pm