Money can't buy you class, but it can buy you hair extensions, corsets, and several scantily-clad gay men to caress your body for your debut music video. Elegance—as exhibited here—is learned, my friend.
Real Housewives of NYC's LuAnn was on Wendy Williams this morning, where she talked keeping her title of Countess, having "fabulous" sex with her new (young) boyfriend, and her single, "Money Can't Buy You Class."
On last night's episode, Bethenny said that when LuAnn lost her husband "she grew a penis"—which makes it even more hilarious that when Kelly confessed she'd be posing for Playboy, LuAnn confessed she'd graced the cover of Playgirl.
Last night's premiere set the pace for this season with two fights, some tears, some tits, and a muumuu. Although there seems to be a war brewing between Bethenny and Jill, this episode's focus was about "the Countess-ness."