Lauren Conrad Is A Total Charity Case

- L.A. boutique Kitson can't give away poor Lauren Conrad's collection. Well, they can, but not to customers. "They're giving away her collection to Caitlin's Closet, a charity that gives girls dresses for their big events, like the prom and homecoming." I have a terrible image of no one choosing her dresses for prom,…
Cory And The Cobrasnake: She Was Too Young To Fall In Love, And He Was Too Young To Know
Ah, love. The party photographer and nightlife fixture Mark "The Cobrasnake" Hunter knew love once. It didn't matter that he spent his nights surrounded by impossibly attractive young girls willing not only to blow him, but a few grand at Barney's, in pursuit of his tastemaking lens — when he laid eyes on then…
The 'Paper' Nightlife Awards: We Came, We Saw, We Mocked Perez Hilton
Last night I joined forces with our dear Slut Machine to go and root for our very own Nikola Tamindzic at Paper magazine's annual Nightlife Awards. Darling Nikola was up for Nightlife Photographer of the Year! He lost, not because he isn't the best (he is) but because the whole thing was clearly rigged: That nasty-ass…
