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Maxim, Entertainment Weekly Agree: Jews, Blacks, Asians Not So "Sexy"

Collagen-and-silicone championing Maxim magazine has just named the world's five unsexiest women alive and according to the boy-mag brain trusts, the two most unfortunate looking ladies around are Sarah Jessica Parker and Amy Winehouse. Aside from shockingly-low BMIs, what do these women have in common? That's right, pronounced noses and Jewish heritage! (Although Parker is only a four-candler.) But Maxim isn't the only mass-market magazine with seemingly anti-ethnic standards of beauty: Entertainment Weekly just released its list of Ultimate Female Hotties and there's nary a chosen person to be seen (save bleach-blond halfsie Scarlett Johansson ). Not only that, but the magazine's list doesn't feature a single black or Asian woman. More »

12:30 PM on Thu Oct 25 2007
By Jessica
18,205 views, 145 comments

Latest by n/a: Funny, I work in porn marketing and it turns out that when guys are getting off, they love Asians, Blacks, Latinas, and Jewish women more so than skinny white blondes, if our sales are anything to show for it. more »