'US Weekly' Takes A Stab At The Minnillohan Fallout; 'Star' Inspires Us With Cellulite Stories

Welcome to Midweek Madness, Jezebel's weekly roundup of the celebridiocracy as seen through the gimlet eyes of Bonnie Fuller, Janice Min and whoever the fuck is responsible for Bauer Publications. In which we "read" the Wednesday tabs. So you don't "have" to. »6/06/07 3:40pm6/06/07 3:40pm

We hate to be predictable, but even though wins our…