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    Nobody F-cks With The Jesus

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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    06/17/09

    In reply to Nobody F-cks With The Jesus
    This explains everything. Jesus was able to rise from the dead not because of his supreme holiness so much as because of his apparent zombie-ness. It's all clear to me now. And he said unto them 'Let there be brains' and there were, and they were good.
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    06/17/09

    In reply to Nobody F-cks With The Jesus
    He looks like Hansel here.


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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    06/17/09

    In reply to Nobody F-cks With The Jesus
    The Dude: Fuckin' Luz... that creep can pose, man.


    Walter Sobchak: Yeah, 'cause he's a model, Dude.

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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    06/17/09

    In reply to Nobody F-cks With The Jesus
    Fuckin' eight year olds, dude.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    06/17/09

    In reply to Nobody F-cks With The Jesus
    Oh God Jesus is in BA!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06/17/09

    In reply to Nobody F-cks With The Jesus
    He looks like a male blow up doll.
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    Image of mysterygirl mysterygirl
    06/17/09

    In reply to Nobody F-cks With The Jesus
    I think he got his wig from the same place that Ben and Widmore got their flashback wigs this season on Lost.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    06/17/09

    @mysterygirl: And speaking of Lost, doesn't he look a bit like Boone right there?


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    Image of Jeremy Jeremy
    06/17/09

    @MizJenkins: It makes me want to see him die all over again.
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    Image of mysterygirl mysterygirl
    06/17/09

    @MizJenkins: Oh! Great call!
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    06/17/09

    In reply to Nobody F-cks With The Jesus
    Oh gosh. I love when a dude's arm-veins are all blatant like that. It's just hot. I'm a vampire, maybe? Anyway, arm-veins aside, he reminds me of Sidney Crosby and that's not good. See? He's already got the pubey facial hair going on. Sorry, buddy. Only the original Jesus gets a pass on facial hair.
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    Image of mysterygirl mysterygirl
    06/17/09

    @..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: I like arm veins, and I hate Sidney Crosby! Let's be best friends.


    Seriously, I'm surprised they'd shoot him with that scraggly facial hair. I think you have to have evenly- distributed scruff, or go Full Jesus (or full hockey playoffs), in order to pass muster.

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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    06/17/09

    @mysterygirl: Ok good. I know some people enjoy looking at The Crosby and all, but to me he just looks like a pubey smacked-ass. And yeah, scraggly is the word. Not scruffy, because that can be manly and cute. Scraggly is neither. It's like when you were in Jr. high and there was always that one kid who grew a mustache before all the other guys and would rock it proudly and it just looked like dirt and you wanted to scrub it off. Gross.


    Also, arm veins? YES. YES PLS.

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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    06/17/09

    In reply to Nobody F-cks With The Jesus
    How is this man a model? I mean, yes, he's pretty, but DAMN, he takes "dead eyes" to a whole new level. He ALWAYS has that same, blank expression. Tyra would go crazypants on him.
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    06/17/09

    In reply to Nobody F-cks With The Jesus
    I can't believe Jesus and Madonna fucked. If I were God, I'd be trying to find a way to sue. Surely this is improper behavior for a surrogate and an infant?
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    Image of captainhaddock captainhaddock
    06/17/09

    @sympathyforthebasementcat: This was foretold in the "Like a Prayer" video. Losing her Pepsi contract was God's first warning.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    06/17/09

    @captainhaddock: You just made me laugh out loud. Seriously. I never do that. Hearted.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/17/09

    In reply to Nobody F-cks With The Jesus
    "Shit! And then I have to slum around with a bunch of smelly disciples? And then I get beat up by some Romans and die? I don't te ama this Jesus thing so much anymore!"
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    06/17/09

    @tscheese: But at least he can do it while in Bedazzled jeans. So, there's that.
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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    06/17/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: I, too, pray for a revival of JCS. :)
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    06/17/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: Jesus Luz, Superstar, do you think you're what they say you are?
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    Image of Jeremy Jeremy
    06/17/09

    @tscheese: Yep. He should've just stayed a Jew. We rock TOO hard. I can't believe he wanted to leave the club.
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    Image of labeled labeled
    06/17/09

    In reply to Nobody F-cks With The Jesus
    His shadow seems to be saying "Can you believe this guy?"
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    06/17/09

    In reply to Nobody F-cks With The Jesus
    What Would Jesus Look Like As A Deer In Headlights?
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    Image of debo matar la zombi goldberry83 debo matar la zombi goldberry83
    06/17/09

    In reply to Nobody F-cks With The Jesus
    His hair sort of reminds me of the wig Colbert was wearing a couple of nights ago.
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    06/17/09

    In reply to Nobody F-cks With The Jesus
    Is it just me or does he kind of look like he's wearing a hairpiece?
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