• Conan O'Brien landed in the hospital yesterday due to an injury sustained during a Tonight Show stunt. A source says O'Brien was "running down a flight of stairs when he slipped and banged his head, possibly sustaining a concussion." [E!]

• Heidi Klum's new coffee table book, Rankin's Heidilicious , is "very naughty." Who doesn't want nudity with their coffee? Oh, wait, everyone? [ElleUK]
• American Apparel brings its sleaze to England. England doesn't like it. [The Street]

In a new interview, Mischa Barton explains that she wound up under psychiatric hold last month because having her wisdom teeth removed led to a nervous breakdown, but "if all this happened in New York, no one would care."

[New York, August 10. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

• Paula Abdul will not return to American Idol. This announcement comes via her Twitter. She wrote:

• Seriously, Jennifer Aniston, what the hell are you doing? First you signed on for desperado babyfever flick The Baster, now you're doing a movie called Pumas. That's right: PUMAS. The plot:

• Spencer Pratt says that when he did the Today show, he thought that Al Roker was a "fan" "off the street." And! Heidi Montag's command for Al Roker?

The Beautiful Life, a show about modeling which stars Mischa Barton, Elle MacPherson, and is produced by Ashton Kutcher, just got picked up by The CW. Which means a full season of inaccurate inanities! Let us first count what's wrong with the Zac Posen-starring teaser clip, after the jump.