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Thu Nov 12
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12/04/08
I just wanted to say....y'all making me feel real bad about my manner of speaking. (I'm aware of what's wrong in that sentence)
I speak both General Southern and Ebonics (which, btw, does have grammatical structures of its own). I have become fiercely protective of my accent and dialect ever since moving to NYC.
That being said, "offenseful" is something I can't get behind.
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Yeah, that Amber is definitely a racist bitch.
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But yeah that one girl CALLED it in the beginning when she said she likes to make people mad and the show called her the instigator - she did start the whole thing and pitted them against each other just to get revenge! Brills
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(There also may have been a clip of someone throwing an apple at someone else and the other girl was worried she'd get hit in the "brains.")<---Could be making that up.
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I was disappointed when I realized that the annoying, racist, dumb girls weren't going to receive their comeuppance from anyone but themselves.
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Also, I am here to tell you folks....it's not ORDament, it's ORNament.
Thank you.
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My faves (pet peeves?)
mines
As in, "That pencil is mines!"
Valentimes Day
Listen to MJBlige's "Valentines Day" and prepare to be horrified
You guys's
(plural for "you guys"
My native Spanish-speakers used to write the word want wan't. The 3rd and 4th grade held a long-ass faculty meeting trying to figure out why. It was a tremendous waste of time.
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Everyone pronounces it Punkin'. It's not so much I give up as I just never even bothered. I had my own problems. KIMBERLY DOES NOT RHYME WITH EMILY!!!
Also, loud black chick was killing me taking the other black girls friendship "for granite." She was looking at her like, "I don't want to be associated with your loud dumb ass." And why would she?!
@ceejeemcbeegee: The only problem with my otherwise flawless English as a kid was my insistence that fake people were "two-faceded." But that's the only way I'd ever heard it pronounced! Ever!!! Someone corrected me once and I was like, "No, that doesn't sound right at all." I didn't stop doing that until 5th grade.
This was a kid who'd get really upset because her aunt and uncle were always complaining about their "feets." IT'S ALREADY PLURAL! UGH!!! I'M GOING TO MY ROOM!!!
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Are you sure? Are you sure it's not "I been had! I been had knowed dat! Sheeeeeeeeyit."
Okay. Just checking.
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Also:
If someone fucks with my money somehow.
So I mock, but I try not to judge. :)
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I have a friend who says "volumptuous" and it makes. me. crazed.
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Relax ladies, s'all gunna be ok.
"The smorning" is just really adorable!
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When I was little, I called marshmallows "oddfellos." Also, we had a lumber mill in town right on the coast that I could see from our front window and I would also say, "it's smokin' at the milt!"
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::drumroll::
Nucular!
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Yeah, come to think of it, I used to say light-skinneded, too. Except most people I knew used the phrase "high-yellow" except yellow is pronounced "yaller." Accents don't bother me as much as plain old crappy grammar unless it's someone's name, though. If I were my uncle William, I would have major problems with answering to Weeyun. Which is why relatives are the only ones allowed to call me Kim. Just forget it if you're going to butcher my name. Just. Forget it.
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I blame my country roots.