Augusta National Golf Club Admits First Ever Women Members

The Augusta National Golf Club, renowned for its exclusivity and fervent adherence to a strict Dudes Only policy, has finally broken its nearly 80-year streak of not having any female members and admitted two women: former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and South Carolina businesswoman Darla Moore. Great. Now the… »8/20/12 12:10pm8/20/12 12:10pm

Natalie Portman's Cakeless Vegan Wedding Sounds Lovely

Here are some spooky through-the-bushes pictures of Nat Port's wedding to Benjamin Human Centipede: Full Sequence, which was vegan and Jewish and French and on the Big Sur coast and sounds nice, although I'm not sure about that dress. They had macarons instead of cake, and guests (including Diane Sawyer, Mike Nichols,… »8/07/12 9:00am8/07/12 9:00am

Do You Know a Boring Old Man? There's a Club for That

Let's get this out of the way. There are plenty older people who have led remarkable lives. They have fought for civil rights, they have burned bras, they have seen the best minds of their generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked. They have romanced one another in beautiful ways, they have worn… »7/23/12 10:45am7/23/12 10:45am

Massey Brothers Slap Bristol Palin With Serious Allegations Of Being Not So Raven

Kyle and Christopher Massey, brothers and former and current Disney stars respectively (Zooey 101, That's So Raven, and spinoff Cory In The House, filed a suit in federal court today against dilettante and professional asshat Bristol Palin, claiming that they created the reality TV show about Palin's life with son… »6/20/12 9:00am6/20/12 9:00am

Company Rips Off Parents Who Aspire to Manage their Kids’ Showbiz Careers

Everyone grudgingly admits that raising children can be an emotionally rewarding experience, but the best reason to have kids has nothing to do with the joy of one day creating a good conversationalist and competent personal chauffeur — the best reason to have kids is that they can make you buckets of money,… »2/19/12 12:30pm2/19/12 12:30pm

Airlines, Liver Disease, Horrible Strangers Coming For Your Pets

Good news and terrible news, pet owners. The good news is that even if your pet gets lost by an airline, there's a chance that it will be found alive, living in the ventilation ducts months later. The bad news is that once your pet gets found, it might be almost dead. And if your pet's never found, it might be because… »10/27/11 7:45pm10/27/11 7:45pm

Kim Kardashian Not Mystery Buyer of Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

Someone has been trying to buy the rights to professional celebrity Kim Kardashian's sex tape from Vivid Entertainment. There's been speculation that the party interested in paying the porn company the tape's $30 million asking price is actually Kim and giant husband Kris themselves, but those rumors were debunked… »9/11/11 11:00am9/11/11 11:00am