Augusta National Golf Club Admits First Ever Women Members
The Augusta National Golf Club, renowned for its exclusivity and fervent adherence to a strict Dudes Only policy, has finally broken its nearly 80-year streak of not having any female members and admitted two women: former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and South Carolina businesswoman Darla Moore. Great. Now the…
Natalie Portman's Cakeless Vegan Wedding Sounds Lovely
Here are some spooky through-the-bushes pictures of Nat Port's wedding to Benjamin Human Centipede: Full Sequence, which was vegan and Jewish and French and on the Big Sur coast and sounds nice, although I'm not sure about that dress. They had macarons instead of cake, and guests (including Diane Sawyer, Mike Nichols,…
Do You Know a Boring Old Man? There's a Club for That
Let's get this out of the way. There are plenty older people who have led remarkable lives. They have fought for civil rights, they have burned bras, they have seen the best minds of their generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked. They have romanced one another in beautiful ways, they have worn…
B.J. Novak Gives The Office His Two Weeks' Notice
Temp Ryan Howard, played by B.J. Novak, will not be returning to the Dunder-Mifflin office on The Office. It's open to speculation whether he's leaving for a bigger role on Mindy Kaling's new Fox show The Mindy Project. Novak will continue to hang around as a guest-director and writer of future episodes. With Michael,…
Massey Brothers Slap Bristol Palin With Serious Allegations Of Being Not So Raven
Kyle and Christopher Massey, brothers and former and current Disney stars respectively (Zooey 101, That's So Raven, and spinoff Cory In The House, filed a suit in federal court today against dilettante and professional asshat Bristol Palin, claiming that they created the reality TV show about Palin's life with son…
Company Rips Off Parents Who Aspire to Manage their Kids’ Showbiz Careers
Everyone grudgingly admits that raising children can be an emotionally rewarding experience, but the best reason to have kids has nothing to do with the joy of one day creating a good conversationalist and competent personal chauffeur — the best reason to have kids is that they can make you buckets of money,…
Airlines, Liver Disease, Horrible Strangers Coming For Your Pets
Good news and terrible news, pet owners. The good news is that even if your pet gets lost by an airline, there's a chance that it will be found alive, living in the ventilation ducts months later. The bad news is that once your pet gets found, it might be almost dead. And if your pet's never found, it might be because…
Kim Kardashian Not Mystery Buyer of Kim Kardashian Sex Tape
Someone has been trying to buy the rights to professional celebrity Kim Kardashian's sex tape from Vivid Entertainment. There's been speculation that the party interested in paying the porn company the tape's $30 million asking price is actually Kim and giant husband Kris themselves, but those rumors were debunked…
NBC's First Female Page Dead At 86
Gloria Clyne once said: "I never got rich, but it was a priceless experience."
What Ever Happened To The Black Television Sitcom?
One of my favorite sitcoms of all time is "A Different World," the "Cosby Show" spin-off series that followed the lives of students at Hillman College, a fictional historically black college located in Virginia. Though the series had a slow first season, "A Different World" ultimately managed to captivate audiences…
The Situation May Be Taking His Talents Elsewhere
Michael "The Situation" Sorentino is reportedly considering leaving Jersey Shore after next year, just in time to celebrate his 40th birthday.
Rihanna's Rumored Topshop Line
- Rihanna had dinner with Topshop founder Philip Green and Simon Cowell. Because Green and Cowell run an entertainment company that produces television and fashion ventures, the tabloid seers are pretty sure that means Rihanna's getting a clothing line. [Daily Mail]
When A Cis Woman Dates A Trans Man
I'm not closeted and don't want to be, but these days it's hard for me to avoid — and not because I face bigoted parents or discrimination at work. The problem is I'm a cisgender girl dating a transgender boy.
Nicki Minaj Believes Only Gay Men Get Women
"KenBarb" is her slang for gay. Also: "The leading women in pop/R&B are usually beautiful women wearing tiny outfits; if someone says, 'I don't feel the pressure', it's probably not true… But I feel most comfortable when I'm covered up."
How The Salahis Fooled Bravo About Their Supposed Wealth
For their Real Housewives of D.C. audition tape, the Salahis filmed themselves at a palatial Virginia mansion, claiming it was their home. However, they never owned the property, and the people who do were shocked when contacted about the ruse.

