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brinkswomanship
06/12/09

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It must be tough to dress her for these spreads, given that her right hand is obviously welded to her hip.
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sybann
06/12/09

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The first dress isn't terrible but when the BEST look is a t-shirt and jeans, something's wrong with this(these) picture(s).
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MakeFetch
06/12/09

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Not surprised. Didn't they do the same thing when Salisha (spelling?) won a few years back?
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Wit is periodically disensouled
06/12/09

@MakeFetch: Saleisha and McKey.
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poires et poireaux
06/12/09

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I thought Teyona did so well on the show in most of the "high fashion" pics. She looks a little awkward in these, i.e. not the most photogenic smiler, I suppose. It would be nice if they'd styled these pictures to highlight her best attributes - more physical images where she contorted her body a bit, and maybe more of a modernistic photo shoot. In the modelling world, don't they normally hire somebody who would go well with the theme of the shoot? I don't think Teyona's the type who would fit boring Seventeen fashion photos like this. I'd love to see her in some weird post-industrial angular pics.
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hfree
06/12/09

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When did Seventeen covers become a day-glo nightmare with two many words in too large of a font taking over pics of infantalized actresses/singers. Can I blame Atoosa? I remember Seventeen having great covers in the 90s when I subscribed (with actual models!). I would never have bought the magazine when I 13 if it looked like that.
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chinaplate
06/12/09

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I always forget to quickly avert my eyes when ANTM stuff comes up on here, we are behind in the UK and I've had to give up watching cos of all the spoilers!
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WantToTouchtheWahine
06/12/09

@chinaplate: Oooh, I hate to tell you this, but Saleisha won.
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megscissorhands
06/12/09

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WANT the shoes in the diet coke tee pic. Also, cannot believe I ever read Seventeen and coveted the clothing therein. This stuff is pretty horrific.
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marshmallory
06/12/09

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If you cropped her from the neck down those inside pages would be fantastic.
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HuckleberryFriend
06/12/09

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I'm not entirely sure Seventeen knows what "hourglass" means. I'm pretty sure I'd look like a floral box in that second dress.
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zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
06/12/09

@HuckleberryFriend: I know, rite? I'd look like that pill box my grandma uses to carry her vitamins. the one with a floral print.
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DionneFonzie
06/12/09

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the spread itself maybe boring, but I think she looks cute. Why does every comment have to refer to the fact that everyone thinks Allison was robbed? As I remember Teyona was consistently good throughout the season. Give the girl some sort of credit, geesh.
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SpasticFurchild
06/12/09

@DionneFonzie: Nobody is saying Teyona is ugly or anything. She's just not anything spectacular or stand-outy, whereas Allison was. And it was obvious in the show that Tyra was biased towards Teyona, at least imo. Teyona is a pretty woman, but not model material. It requires more.
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DionneFonzie
06/12/09

@SpasticFurchild: I get that, but it just seems ridiculous that every comment above is, allison was robbed, allison was robbed. Get over it already.
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Wit is periodically disensouled
06/12/09

@DionneFonzie: I see two. That's hardly every, and not really enough to get all up in arms about, IMHO. And comparisons are sort-of inevitable.

Personally, I like Teyona, but I think these pictures are all pretty terrible. Everything's just wrong about them - the styling, the colors which look awkward with the background, the poses, the fact that she only has two expressions... it's just not good.
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hortense
06/12/09

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Of course it's Diet Coke, am I right, ladies?!
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GeorgeFayne
06/12/09

@hortense: High five!
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DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
06/12/09

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Peasant skirts, so not ever going to happen:

Not cool in the 80's.

Not catching on as stupid dresses now.
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cate3710
06/12/09

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton, I presume: You don't hang out with enough folk-dancing nerds. I have friends who buy peasant skirts by the dozens; they twirl beautifully.
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Cerridwen
06/12/09

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton, I presume: But I love peasant skirts...*hangs head in shame*
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DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
06/12/09

@cate3710: Nice, I now have another excuse to dislike the BF's folk/bluegrass playlists. Thnx.
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hfree
06/12/09

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I really, really want that Diet Coke t-shirt, but then again, DC is my all time favorite.
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morninggloria
06/12/09

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Her laughter in the final picture is because that jumpsuit looks like it was designed and sewn by clown prostitutes on acid.
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DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
06/12/09

@morninggloria: Or Katy Perry's stylist.
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KiddyKat
06/12/09

@morninggloria: What? There are clown prostitutes? And they have acid? What circus are you going to and where can I find it?
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morninggloria
06/12/09

@KiddyKat: It's that scary outer space circus from We're Back.

Yes, I just dropped that reference.
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czy
06/12/09

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She's a cute girl. But I am concerned about the styling...why not stick with the bangs vs the middle part that brings so much focus to her forehead...just very odd
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EKane
06/12/09

@czy: I think she is probably interesting because of her hairline a la TyTy Banks.
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