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    Image of JLady JLady
    11/21/09

    In reply to Myths About Balls: Why They Dangle, Why They Hurt
    "scrotal baggage" is so my new favourite term for relationship crap:

    "So, I was thinking about dating Aaron..."
    "Oh man, don't do it. You know what Leslie said, he comes with so much scrotal baggage."
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    11/20/09

    In reply to Myths About Balls: Why They Dangle, Why They Hurt
    Slightly off-topic: Has anyone eaten mochi? It feels like a testicle. This is how I thoughtlessly described it to a group of people once. They were not excited to try it and everyone was a little freaked out, because we were having pink and brown mochi.
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    Image of ohayou_kun ohayou_kun
    11/20/09

    @boxspelunker: You have just ruined a very delicious snack for all of eternity.
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    11/20/09

    @ohayou_kun: I am so sorry! If you eat another one, I'm pretty sure it takes away the memory. I eat mochi whenever I can, weird associations be damned!

    #tips
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/20/09

    In reply to Myths About Balls: Why They Dangle, Why They Hurt
    I am bookmarking his blog, because my son is asking me all sorts of questions about his junk, and I never really know what to say.

    Like, he just asked me why he gets morning wood and all I could think to myself was "Well, according to your father it is to just poke me in the back at 6 am every morning."

    I feel like taking the "ask your father" route is copping out.
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    11/20/09

    In reply to Myths About Balls: Why They Dangle, Why They Hurt
    There is a truck in my city that has both giant Truck Nuts, and a back-window mural of the Virgin Mary. I constantly wonder which of these decorations came first, and how the truck's owner reconciles them.
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    Image of hollygirl hollygirl
    11/20/09

    @Flackette Goes Retro: "came".
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    Image of sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell
    11/20/09

    In reply to Myths About Balls: Why They Dangle, Why They Hurt
    I love balls. There I said it.
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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    11/20/09

    @sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: Team Scrotum!
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    Image of prettycool prettycool
    11/20/09

    @sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: As do I. They're squishy and fun.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/20/09

    In reply to Myths About Balls: Why They Dangle, Why They Hurt
    It really should be renamed the crem-TASTIC muscle.
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    Image of JLady JLady
    11/21/09

    @CurtCole: It isn't? Oh dear, that's what I read the whole way through.

    Now I'm disappointed.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/20/09

    In reply to Myths About Balls: Why They Dangle, Why They Hurt
    I am not down with the word "scrotum." It sounds like something used to describe a crusty rash.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/20/09

    @morninggloria: Or, some miniature writing implement.
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    Image of o-line o-line
    11/20/09

    In reply to Myths About Balls: Why They Dangle, Why They Hurt
    Wait. There's a publication called Medical Hypotheses? I bet it's a sack. Scientists can be so teste.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/20/09

    @o-line: It's round-about way of saying there's a vas deferens between scholarly study and taking a casual glans at men's genitalia.
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    Image of Dorilys Dorilys
    11/20/09

    @Jack_Burton: oh glans.
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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    11/20/09

    In reply to Myths About Balls: Why They Dangle, Why They Hurt
    Oh, so that's what they're for.
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    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    11/20/09

    In reply to Myths About Balls: Why They Dangle, Why They Hurt
    You know what's next ..."Mastering the Art of Reading Testicle Alignment 101."
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    11/20/09

    @Casquivana: now we know why they need all that extra space when sitting down on the subway, their fire balls need extra breathing room.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/20/09

    In reply to Myths About Balls: Why They Dangle, Why They Hurt
    My new band: Optimal Testicular Adjustments

    Our hit songs:

    Evolution Made Me Do It
    Can You Handle My Scrotal Surface Area?
    Bangin' at Night, Scrotum Delight
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/20/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Dude, I totally knew about OTA before anyone else.
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    Image of funzette funzette
    11/20/09

    In reply to Myths About Balls: Why They Dangle, Why They Hurt
    Do your balls hang low?
    Do they wobble to and fro?
    Do they shrink up in cold weather?
    Adorn you like a peacock feather?
    Do your balls... hang.... low?!
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/20/09

    In reply to Myths About Balls: Why They Dangle, Why They Hurt
    Plus, since women tend to pass out after late-night sex

    Oh, so it's not just me.
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    Image of LexiD523 LexiD523
    11/20/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Inorite? Every time I've heard women complain about men falling asleep after sex, I thought "You don't?" (They're doing it wrong is my guess.)
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    11/20/09

    @LexiD523: Now, now. Even when done right, I'm usually energized after sex. Wide awake. Having sex right before bed is sub-ideal for me. If I was tired before, I won't be able to sleep after.
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    11/20/09

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: Me too. Does that mean our bodies don't want us to have babies?
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/20/09

    In reply to Myths About Balls: Why They Dangle, Why They Hurt
    So they really do have a mind of their own. Huh.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/20/09

    In reply to Myths About Balls: Why They Dangle, Why They Hurt
    Why oh why did reading this have to remind me of that dreadful Cisco Adler pic? Ugh. There goes lunch.
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    11/20/09

    @BetteD: YES. I can never scrub that image out of my poor, poor brain.
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