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Sexual Chocolate: Testing The Clone-A-Willy Kit

Clone-A-Willy kits enable you to make penis-shaped chocolate pops, candles, or soap from a mold you create out of a real-live boner. I've used a DIY dildo kit before, but the dildo it made was so fucking disgusting looking — all pock-marked like Edward James Olmos — and it smelled like it would give me cancer. But it didn't matter because I don't even ever masturbate with dildos anyway. The Clone-a-Willy kits, however, make products that I can at least put to good use. So the other week, I ordered all three of those kits, plus some Clone-a-Pussy kits to make vulva chocolate and last night, invited a friend (and his penis) over to help me out. (Some stuff after the jump NSFW.) More »

5:20 PM on Thu Feb 28 2008
By Slut Machine
87,039 views, 138 comments

Latest by n/a: Slut Machine you are my goddess! I'm ordering. And clearly the doggie wants a weiner, so would somebody give the dog a treat already? But yo hoho, you shoulda shaved maybe? before the thang mold? so more »

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American Apparel Will Make You Look Like A Fat Hooker


We've spilled a lot of virtual ink on American Apparel. We've talked about its possibly sexist ads. We've talked about its pervy owner. We've dished about its lame, possibly coked out employees. But the biggest issue we have with American Apparel is that the majority of the company's designs make a normal-sized body look like two pigs fighting under a blanket. To prove this point, Slut Machine and I took videographer Alex Goldberg to a Brooklyn AA and tried on a few aggressively unflattering outfits. A caveat, in the words of dear Slut Machine: "We knew the clothes were gonna make us look like fat hookers, even though you know, I feel like I'm just an average-sized slut." More »

1:00 PM on Mon Jan 7 2008
By Jessica
171,737 views, 393 comments

Latest by n/a: I have no problem with American Apparel's clothing. I am a skinny guy so they fit well, but I understand how their designs might not fit with people who have average bodies. The best advice is to wear clothing that more »