Sexual Chocolate: Testing The Clone-A-Willy Kit

Clone-A-Willy kits enable you to make penis-shaped chocolate pops, candles, or soap from a mold you create out of a real-live boner. I've used a DIY dildo kit before, but the dildo it made was so fucking disgusting looking — all pock-marked like Edward James Olmos — and it smelled like it would give me cancer. But it… » 2/28/08 5:20pm 2/28/08 5:20pm

American Apparel Will Make You Look Like A Fat Hooker

We've spilled a lot of virtual ink on American Apparel. We've talked about its possibly sexist ads. We've talked about its pervy owner. We've dished about its lame, possibly coked out employees. But the biggest issue we have with American Apparel is that the majority of the company's designs make a normal-sized body… » 1/07/08 1:00pm 1/07/08 1:00pm