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    New Book Documents Kids Scared Of Santa • Women Prefer Internet To Sex
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    Image of alouette alouette
    12/12/08

    In reply to New Book Documents Kids Scared Of Santa • Women Prefer Internet To Sex
    The Santa pictures make me really really sad because I have overactive empathy (e.g. I can't watch Meet the Parents because it makes my stomach turn and me go "ohh! ohhh....!") and I can't help but think of these poor men who get these holiday jobs and these kids just screeeeamm and cry. Ohh :(
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    12/12/08

    In reply to New Book Documents Kids Scared Of Santa • Women Prefer Internet To Sex
    I VOTE a scary,screaming,crying Santa/Easter bunny reader gallery. Oh, I have a few of those in mom's 'ol photo album.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/12/08

    In reply to New Book Documents Kids Scared Of Santa • Women Prefer Internet To Sex
    I was always kind of icked out by the mall Easter Bunnies and Santas and what-not when I was a kid. (My parents never subjected me to any of them, of course--I would have had the Histrionics if they had.)


    They were all dudes I didn't know who probably smelled weird. Why in the world would you think that a child would want to sit on that? Ew.

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    12/12/08

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    Death Metal Puppy is a wire-haired fox terrier, which was the breed of my childhood dog, so for about four seconds that video made me all warm and fuzzy and nostalgic -- and then it hit the five-second mark, and...not so much.
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    12/12/08

    @egg cream: Should I not watch it? My childhood dog was also a wire-haired fox. I loved her so much. She acted like a puppy on a pogo stick until the day she died.
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    12/12/08

    @funnyface: nothing bad happens to him. He just enjoyed getting air blown in his face, and it's set to death metal.
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    Image of RiotGrrrl RiotGrrrl
    12/12/08

    In reply to New Book Documents Kids Scared Of Santa • Women Prefer Internet To Sex
    I'll take in the albino raccoon. Do they get along with cats? And will my apartment allow them? I don't remember signing any no raccoons in the apartment clause. So cute.
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    12/12/08

    @RiotGrrrl: They might fight over the cat food...
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    12/12/08

    @RiotGrrrl: Raccoons are scary and mean. Do not want.
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    Image of Artemis47 Artemis47
    12/12/08

    In reply to New Book Documents Kids Scared Of Santa • Women Prefer Internet To Sex
    My family is a blatant exception to the inherited preference for sons or daughters. My dad is one of four brothers, yet each of the brothers' first children was a girl. (Once all the cousins were born, we ended up with a total of 5 girls and 3 boys.) I <3 my giant, crazy family.
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    12/12/08

    @Artemis47: My dad is one of six brothers, and had one sister. Now, all my cousins are girls, and the only boy is my aunt's.
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/12/08

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    Scared of Santa: Scenes of Terror in Toyland!11!!!!

    Sounds like an MSNBC Special Investigation with Stone Phillips.


    I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS SUCKED INTO THOSE STUPID SHOWS ON SUNDAY AND WASTE MY ENTIRE DAY WATCHING THEM.

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    Image of girlnamedblue girlnamedblue
    12/12/08

    @Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: You're not, and they make me feel like such a loser if I'm home on Saturday nights too.
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/13/08

    @girlnamedblue: I'm ALWAYS home on Saturday night. I'm also always home on a Friday night, trolling Jez while everyone else has a social life.


    Le Sigh.

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    12/12/08

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    Re: Reindeers losing their hairz


    Our pets' heads are falling off?!"


    Re: Pet stairs


    I had pet stairs. My ex gained custody of our dog in the break-up. Today would've been our anniversary. Thanks, Jezebel!*


    *Not serious, I'm way better off without the bastard.

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    12/12/08

    @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: I'm sure you are better off. I am sorry about your dog though, that must be tough.
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    12/12/08

    @BabyJane: Thanks, I miss her. sniffle. With all the kitten photos today, I have to get back to the SPCA tomorrow and volunteer!
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    12/12/08

    In reply to New Book Documents Kids Scared Of Santa • Women Prefer Internet To Sex
    I'm not a parent, but... why on earth would you force your kid to take to pic if they are obviously scared and screaming their heads off? School me.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/12/08

    @ceejeemcbeegee: It's to honor the spirit of the Baby Jesus! "The Lord sayeth that your child's ass is mine, and you shall plop the babe on the lap of a drunk underpaid skeeve wearing a red suit and beard. Amen."
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    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    12/12/08

    @ceejeemcbeegee: Because you just dragged a kid around a mall, stood in line, and paid good money. Damn right there's gonna be a picture taken! And if it's a screaming terror picture, you can at least laugh about it later.
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    12/12/08

    @ceejeemcbeegee: For the interweb LULZ, obviously!


    (Actually, I think some parents think it's cute. "Aww, look, little Sally is scared of Santa!")

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    12/12/08

    @ceejeemcbeegee: I once saw a mom force her screaming and sobbing in terror child to ride a very scary (even for adult me) ride at Six Flags.
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    Image of girlnamedblue girlnamedblue
    12/12/08

    @funnyface: Change that to "Dad" at "Busch Gardens" and you've got me.
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    Image of Doreen DelPurgatorio Doreen DelPurgatorio
    12/12/08

    In reply to New Book Documents Kids Scared Of Santa • Women Prefer Internet To Sex
    a very special gallery from the Chicago Trib website:


    [www.chicagotribune.com]


    Santa #22 will haunt my dreams forever.

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    12/12/08

    @Doreen DelPurgatorio: OMG YES!!
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    12/12/08

    @Doreen DelPurgatorio: I am a grown woman, and that Santa would make me scream as well.
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    12/12/08

    In reply to New Book Documents Kids Scared Of Santa • Women Prefer Internet To Sex
    The South Florida Sun-Sentinel has an archive of scared of Santa photos:


    [www.sun-sentinel.com]


    Looking through these, I'm glad my parents didn't take me to see a mall Santa. Too traumatic!

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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    12/12/08

    @disco.monkey: I would only communicate with Mrs. Claus.


    I was also a Hail Mary kind of girl.

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    12/12/08

    In reply to New Book Documents Kids Scared Of Santa • Women Prefer Internet To Sex
    How ironic is it that in the sample picture, it's an asian baby terrified of a huge, bearded Caucasian man?


    Just saying.

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    Image of Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds
    12/12/08

    @Peace, Love, and Hair Grease: I don't get it...is it ironic bc usually huge, bearded Causasian men are afraid of Asian babies or something?
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    12/12/08

    @Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds:


    Hmm, good point. Ironic is probably the wrong word... I might've meant to ask "Is it a coincidence".


    Note to self: Wine @ work is never a good idea.

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    Image of formergr formergr
    12/12/08

    @Peace, Love, and Hair Grease: I still don't get it?
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    12/12/08

    In reply to New Book Documents Kids Scared Of Santa • Women Prefer Internet To Sex
    Um, Amanda Knox? Do you what 'tact' means? According to the article, they were going to show the film at a festival in the city where that girl was murdered.
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    12/12/08

    In reply to New Book Documents Kids Scared Of Santa • Women Prefer Internet To Sex
    My favorite...


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    12/12/08

    @dcdulce: Santa is SO over this shit...love the gloating older sister, too.
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/12/08

    @dcdulce: I'd be crying too if I thought that Santa was coming to my house.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/12/08

    @dcdulce: Santa's looking rough.
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    12/12/08

    @dcdulce: Visual proof that babies do not like the combined smells of vodka, cigar smoke, and women of ill repute.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/12/08

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: That's perfect!
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    12/12/08

    @dcdulce: santa has gone through some rough times
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    12/12/08

    In reply to New Book Documents Kids Scared Of Santa • Women Prefer Internet To Sex
    I could've been in that book! I have at least 3 of them from 3 different years (what can I say - my mom's hope for a sweet picture of me smiling with Santa springs eternal), although in my favorite, Santa's shouting too because my little teeth are clenched around the finger he used to try to shush me.
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    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    12/12/08

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: That santa-biting picture sounds wonderful!
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