Thoughtful Illinois Woman Seeks Trademark for 'I Can't Breathe'

The Smoking Gun reports that 57-year-old Catherine Crump of Waukegan, Il. has filed a trademark petition with the US Patent and Trademark Office to register Eric Garner's last words for use on "Clothing, namely hoodies, t-shirts for men, women, boys, girls and infants." » 12/19/14 10:10am 12/19/14 10:10am

Rielle Hunter Was a 'Crazy Slut' With Expensive Tastes

The trial of John Edwards continued yesterday with testimony from an aide who claimed the former Democratic Senator and ex- Presidential hopeful had a cute nickname for his former sex partner and the mother of his child — crazy slut. And boy did that crazy slut love to spend campaign money. Love is so beautiful and… » 4/25/12 12:50pm 4/25/12 12:50pm

Hairstylist Leaves Client World's Most Racist Voicemail

An objectively horrible and undeniably racist New York City hairstylist named Marina Vance called a no-show client and left her what must be one of the nastiest, most racist voicemails in the history of telecommunications. Vance said, in part: » 10/21/11 12:20pm 10/21/11 12:20pm

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Naomi Campbell And The Warlord's Big Blood Diamond

This is a video of Naomi Campbell refusing to answer questions about her relationship with the notorious Liberian warlord/president Charles Taylor, and about a large blood diamond Taylor allegedly gave the supermodel in South Africa in 1997. » 4/22/10 4:40pm 4/22/10 4:40pm

V.S. Naipaul Is Worse Than Mike Cherico And John Fitzgerald Page And…

Comrades, there's a new Douche Du Jour in service for your virtual lashings and denunciations: novelist and Nobel laureate V.S. Naipaul! (Just call him "Naipaul Janka"!) Okay, so if you knew who V.S. Naipaul was, you knew he was a jerk. He's an unapologetic racist who fucked whores, beat his mistress, and never gave… » 4/08/08 3:30pm 4/08/08 3:30pm