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    October Glamour Twists Guys' Arms

    October Glamour: The False Promises Issue
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    Image of Caerolle Caerolle
    09/24/09

    In reply to October Glamour Twists Guys' Arms
    October Glamour: Photoshopping We Can Believe In
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    iloveastone promoted this comment Caerolle was starred Caerolle was unstarred
    Image of o-line o-line
    09/24/09

    In reply to October Glamour Twists Guys' Arms
    Red Rover, Red Rover send Matt Damon on over!
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    futuremouse promoted this comment o-line was starred o-line was unstarred
    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    09/24/09

    In reply to October Glamour: The False Promises Issue
    Anna, kudos to you and anyone else who contributes to these coverline parodies. Humor even a hillbilly like me can enjoy. Knocks me off my horse laughing every time. (See, I'm trying to make nice by not mentioning SJP.)
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    Edited by The Lone Scout at 09/24/09 3:46 PM The Lone Scout was starred The Lone Scout was unstarred
    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    09/24/09

    In reply to October Glamour Twists Guys' Arms
    Obama looks like he's doing a Peanuts style dance on the end there.
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    hydrogen_jukebox was starred hydrogen_jukebox was unstarred
    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    09/24/09

    In reply to October Glamour Twists Guys' Arms
    Not even when next to the POTUS, Matthew McConnaghey will wear a shirt.
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    Ailatan was starred Ailatan was unstarred
    Image of the_pest the_pest
    09/24/09

    In reply to October Glamour Twists Guys' Arms
    You know, this is really the only way you can get celebrities to walk to the park together without one of them getting lost.
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    JennaW promoted this comment the_pest was starred the_pest was unstarred
    Image of funzette funzette
    09/24/09

    In reply to October Glamour Twists Guys' Arms
    Songs I imagine them singing:
    1. Good Morning Starshine, Hair
    2. If You Leave, OMD
    3. Home and Dry, Pet Shop Boys
    4. Making Love (Out of Nothing at All), Air Supply
    5. It's a Small World, Ride at Disneyland
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    Abra promoted this comment Edited by funzette at 09/24/09 2:57 PM funzette was starred funzette was unstarred
    Image of Abra Abra
    09/24/09

    @funzette: "We are the World"
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    Abra was starred Abra was unstarred
    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    09/24/09

    @funzette: I love you for the PSB & OMD mentions...
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    Ailatan was starred Ailatan was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    09/24/09

    In reply to October Glamour Twists Guys' Arms
    If we had elected John McCain, this disgusting gayness would not be happening. This is the slippery slope people!
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of Abra Abra
    09/24/09

    In reply to October Glamour Twists Guys' Arms
    Obama looks a little too excited to be holding hands with McConnaghey. Next thing you know he'll be shirtless on the beach, smoking pot and making a drum circle with his new bros.
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    Abra was starred Abra was unstarred
    Image of greengrey greengrey
    09/24/09

    @Abra: So he'll be hanging out in my dreams?
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    greengrey was starred greengrey was unstarred
    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    09/24/09

    In reply to October Glamour Twists Guys' Arms
    There is an SNL musical number here just waiting to happen.
     Reply
    SomeAuthorGirl was starred SomeAuthorGirl was unstarred
    Image of thelastsara thelastsara
    09/24/09

    In reply to October Glamour Twists Guys' Arms
    I'd really like to sit in on the pitch meeting where this was an actual conversation.
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel promoted this comment thelastsara was starred thelastsara was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    09/24/09

    @thelastsara:

    Editor: OK, so Cover Department?
    CD: Giant Muppet sweater!
    Editor: On who?
    CD: Doesn't matter. We use one white moddle a year and just put different heads on her. Two Charlize Therons, three Keira Knightleys, one Beyonce, and two Gwen Stefanis.
    Editor: That's only eight months.
    CD: Oh, we make up the rest with Malibu Barbie.
    Editor: Excellent! Giveaway Department?
    GD: Well, last month's kitten giveaway resulted in Peta setting fire to my grandmother, so this month we're giving away money.
    Editor: Really?
    GD: No.
    Editor: Excellent! Photoshop Department?
    PD: Besides shaving off 20 pounds from everyone and making them glow like they came from Chernobyl, we plan on turning one page super gay by making a bunch of famous guys hold hands.
    Editor: Why?
    PD: Why not?
    Editor: Touche, Photoshop. Touche.
     Reply
    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of thelastsara thelastsara
    09/24/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): This was beautiful.
     Reply
    thelastsara was starred thelastsara was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    09/24/09

    In reply to October Glamour Twists Guys' Arms
    Aww you guys know just what a girl needs to get her through the day -- a creepy, photoshopped montage of hot men holding hands.
     Reply
    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    09/24/09

    In reply to October Glamour Twists Guys' Arms
    Look how teeny T.O.'s hand is! Take his strong hand, Justin!
     Reply
    Edited by GirlFailer at 09/24/09 2:33 PM GirlFailer was starred GirlFailer was unstarred
    Image of nozer nozer
    09/24/09

    @GirlFailer: My germs!
     Reply
    GirlFailer promoted this comment nozer was starred nozer was unstarred
    Image of LisaMc LisaMc
    09/24/09

    In reply to October Glamour: The False Promises Issue
    After Domino folded (RIP Domino), I was offered a subscription to Glamour to make up the difference. I get really depressed every time it shows up in the mailbox. I hate how magazines are constantly telling woman what to do, wear, look like, behave, and think. They should all be called Control Freak Monthly and leave it at that.
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    TurtleSpeak promoted this comment LisaMc was starred LisaMc was unstarred
    Image of Chamalla,barren crone Chamalla,barren crone
    09/24/09

    In reply to October Glamour: The False Promises Issue
    When I was college in the early 90's Glamour was actually the most intelligent of the lady mags. Not only did it have articles with no numbers in the title and word counts over 1000/article - it used to regularly feature diverse spreads with women of different sizes and women of color. WTF, Glamour? You missed a turn somewhere, 'cuz this is not progress.
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    Chamalla,barren crone was starred Chamalla,barren crone was unstarred
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