It is a tradition at the Kentucky Derby that all in attendance drink mint juleps and wear fairly ridiculous looking hats. This year was no exception:
The bad news: Nick Jonas, Justin Timberlake, Terrell Owens, and Barack Obama never really held hands with each other like they do in the October Glamour. The good news: we're pretty sure Owens's arm doesn't really look like that.
We know every ladymag cover is full of false promises (that's why we call it Cover Lies), but October Glamour is particularly egregious — especially when it comes to those "12 Secret Signs He's Into You."