A man named Alpha Lorenzo Walker and his conspirator Tamara Eileen Diaz were arrested earlier this month for trying to extort Stevie Wonder and were the subject of myriad tired late-night show monologue jokes for fucking up what you'd imagine for obvious offensive-punchline-type reasons would literally be the easiest…

As per tradition, The Hollywood Reporter gathered a slew of the ladies nominated for a Best Comedic Actress Emmy for a discussion of their collective career paths. This year, the women of choice were Amy Poehler, Lea Michele, Julie Bowen, Jenna Fischer, Kaley Cuoco and Teri Hatcher.

• Unsolicited Uterus Update: Real Housewives Of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak is carrying a fetus.

• Us Weekly is reporting that Beyoncé is pregnant.

• One of Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky's ex-boyfriends is trying to sell a photo that "shows Ali topless, on her knees, with her hands on her breasts. Beer is being poured on her breasts by someone who is off camera."

Today in Tweet Beat, Lil Wayne is Tweeting remotely, while Q-Tip is sorta biting Kanye's Tweet style, and sorta failing at it.

Today in Tweet Beat, Shannon Elizabeth is having difficulty with a simple task. Plus, Eva Longoria touched Teri Hatcher's boob, and Teri liked it.

Teri Hatcher's new website, Get Hatched (a chick's guide to life) is up and running. In a video clip, she claims the site "is not the Teri Hatcher reality show." No — it's more like a self-help book on uppers.

• Avril Lavigne and Lindsay Lohan had a "huge fight" at Hollywood's Chateau Marmont.

• Whoa: John Krasinski and Emily Blunt will be heading down the aisle in "about a month"!